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The Brain Teaser
Source: factrepublic.com (editor. I take no responsibility for the tense mistake)
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Director’s Roundup
- Peter
- Javian’s Safari has been disrupted by rain and the bus has returned to sites in Victoria instead of the planned Northern trip.
- Brian
- Board Meeting is on 16th April at the Wade’s.
- Reminded members about the Wollundry Photo competition / exhibition
- Barry
- Thanked the members for their support on Easter Saturday – profit for the day was $967
- Jennifer
- Pointed out the Rotary Against Domestic violence shirt worn by Geoff and noted that there will be a big campaign next Rotary year against Domestic Violence with the NSW Police.
- Eric
- The arrangements for the Golf day on 23 June are progressing well under the guidance of Eric and John Martin. JumpStart will be the beneficiaries of the proceeds for the next two years.
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Sergeants Session – Carmel
Carmel started her session by fining the Bulletin Editor for nominating her for Serge. She then proceeded to fine all members in a very systematic way for our numerous misdemeanours. While not actually part of the session, she described some rather unusual meals that Graeme Kruger ate in Vietnam (I cannot bring myself to describe the worst one).
Following this ruthless session, she initiated an Easter quiz that had most members getting the answers wrong.
Great session, Carmel we will be happy to exclude you from the Sergeant’s list next Rotary Year.
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Answer: INFATUATION
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Stories
1. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the 5th Grade teacher.
After a long silence little Johnny rose to his feet.
"Now then Johnny, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the concerned teacher.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
2. Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins."
"That's odd," answers the man. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!"
A nurse says to the second guy, "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!"
"That's weird," answers the second man. "I work for the 3M company!"
A nurse tells the third man, "Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!"
"That's strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel!"
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong?", the others ask.
"I work for 7 Up!"