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******************************** The Brain Teaser Q. What kind of ship has two mates but no captain? ******************************** Director’s Roundup - Dan Cotter: A good day at the markets. Javian was a great help but he takes the record for the number of snags consumed. Thanks to Erin for the donation of the Bain Marie. We now have a box to protect it.
- Barry Patten. We are catering for the breakfast at Yanco Institute on 27th August. We probably need to start at about 8.30/ 9.00 for a breakfast at 10.00. A: A relationship.
- Board meeting at Greg Brown’s Tuesday 15th August.
- Jennifer Newton: Recreation vehicle Rotary Muster will be in Corowa. Raised the issue of a return visit to our club from them?
- Jennifer Newton: Regionalisation is moving along.
******************************** Sergeant’s Session Sergeant Kerry Dowley was very systematic in making sure we all felt included. Some of those fined were: Matt Rhodes for not helping Australia at the Bledisloe; Bill Aliendi for removing the trees at the Showground but not before extracting the Bardi Grubs (and he doesn’t fish!); George Weston – late for next week; just returned from his boat trip; Barry Patten – stole the power all day Tuesday. Kerry himself for the long story about work in Robinvale/ no Balranald/ no – Robinvale again. ******************************** Jokes? 1. Two blondes walk into a building - you'd think one of them would have seen it 2. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 4. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'. 5. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle. 6. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 7. 'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home' 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual ********************************
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