You have two ropes. Each takes exactly one hour to burn, but they don't burn at a consistent rate. How can you measure exactly 45 minutes?
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Director’s Reports
President Geoff
The Board voted to donate $500 to the Mary Brell (Orange) project in Nepal and $200 to the geeral RAWCS Nepal appeal.
Geoff is looking for suggestions for projects an LSC Community Strengthening Grant . Think about it for the meeting on 15th.
Secretary Brian
Possible Charity partners for the Rotary Charity Golf Day (CGD)
Leeton Rotary organises the CGD to benefit a local NFP. The Charity partner benefits through publicity provided and all profits from the day.
Suggestions from members attending our Rotary meeting held October 8, 2026:
Leeton Connect Mary O’Brien – Are you bogged
VRA (Paul Smith) Town Band
Multicultural Group Hospital Auxiliary
Christmas lunch Eisteddfod Society
Leeton Moon Festival Leeton Rainbow Pride Collective
Can Assist Whitton Town Improvement Committee
Gralee Rapid Relief Team Leeton
Anglican Church Leeton Men’s Shed
Leeton Show Society Buster Ryan Memorial Scholarship
Motor Neuron (Craig Willis) Palliative Care
By mid-November, we need to choose a charity to partner in the 2027 CGD.
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Sergeant Alan
Alan asked us all in turn to talk about the life changing events of our lives. There were many different stories but this session was great in telling us more about each other.
Well done Alan (it was also the best money raiser that we have had for some time).
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Save the Date
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I’ve Been Know to Rabbit On.
A rabbit hops into a pub and asks the bartender, "Could I get a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?"
The bartender is taken aback but serves the rabbit his order. The rabbit enjoys his beer, devours the toastie, and then leaves.
The next night, the rabbit returns and once again requests a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Word has spread, and the pub is buzzing with curious patrons. The bartender serves the rabbit, who eats and drinks before heading out.
By the third night, the pub is packed to the brim. As the rabbit walks in and orders his usual, the crowd falls silent in anticipation. The bartender hands over the pint and toastie, and the room erupts in applause as the rabbit finishes his meal and exits.
On the fourth night, there's standing room only. People have travelled from far and wide just to witness this unusual guest. The bartender is making more money in a week than he did all of last year.
But when the rabbit walks in and asks for his usual, the bartender's face falls. "I'm sorry, my friend," he says, "but we're all out of Ham and Cheese Toasties."
The rabbit looks shocked, and the pub goes so quiet you could hear a pin drop. The bartender nervously offers, "But we do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie. I promise you'll love it."
The rabbit eyes him carefully. "Are you sure?" he asks.
With a grin, the bartender replies, "I wouldn't steer you wrong. Trust me, you'll love it."
"Alright," says the rabbit, "I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie."
The pub bursts into cheers as the rabbit enjoys his meal, waves to the crowd, and leaves... never to return.
A year later, the pub is in decline. The bartender, who has only served a handful of drinks that night—most of them to himself—calls last orders. As he's cleaning up, he notices a small white figure hovering above the bar.
"Who are you?" he asks.
"I'm the ghost of the rabbit who used to visit your pub," comes the reply.
The bartender's eyes widen. "I remember you! You made this place famous. Every night, you'd come in for a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. People came from miles around just to see you."
"Yes," the rabbit says. "But I also remember that last night when you ran out of Ham and Cheese Toasties. You gave me a Cheese and Onion Toastie instead."
"That's right," the bartender recalls. "But then you never came back. What happened?"
"I died," says the rabbit.
The bartender gasps. "No! How?"
The rabbit pauses before replying, "Mixin' me toasties."
A: Light both ends of the first rope and one end of the second rope at the same time. The first rope will burn out in 30 minutes. At that moment, light the second end of the second rope. It has 30 minutes of burn time remaining, but burning from both ends makes it finish in 15 minutes. Total: 45 minutes.
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