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The Brain Teaser
Q. If John’s son is my son’s father, who am I?
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Director’s Roundup
- Dan Cotter – Acting for Acting Secretary Geoff:
- An email has been received talking about World Polio Day on 24th October. There are a number of suggested activities in lieu of the film opportunities of past years.
- District Service Projects are looking for a District Environmental Leader – anyone interested.
- Dan attended the Leeton Connect Breakfast. Sue Gavel talked about her attendance at a Conference she attended for Jump Start. Leeton Connect are looking for funding opportunities as their funding will expire soon.
- Some Businesses in town are willing to release employees to help with volunteer projects.
- Nicholas:
- Leeton Pride Committee are looking for options to block off the Cenotaph during the Pride Parade. Anyone with ideas?
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Sergeant’s Session: Nicholas Wright
Raffle winner was Matt Rhodes. Fines for Laurie for forgetting his phone; Dan - need an itinerary for Javian; Bruer in absentia for getting the wind up by the wind in Tumut and for losing a baby tooth after 60+ years; Those not attending the September markets and those not attending the District Conference or the Business Breakfast; Carmel for a dinner at Parliament House in Canberra; those not being at last week’s meeting or leaving early to watch the football.
Congratulations to Greg brown for his first Great Grandchild (a girl). Mother and daughter doing well.
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- A: I am John. Your son’s father is you.
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Jokes?
LEXOPHILIA: Lexophilia is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
.. A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
.. When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.
.. Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
..And the cream of the twisted crop: Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
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Peter’s Quote
A whole stack of memories never equals one little hope.
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