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******************************* Market Day – 3rd February Another successful Market Day. Good weather, great food, great support. Congratulations, Barry. ******************************* The Brain Teaser ******************************** Director’s Roundup - President Peter
- Board Meeting – 7p Monday night at Peter’s.
- No meeting 22nd February.
- Thank you for the bug turn-out at the Australia Day Breakfast.
- District Governor Visit on 29th February will be a joint meeting with Leeton Central and Narrandera.
- Secretary Brian
- All the best to Ethel Rafferty who has just had major surgery.
- Resilience Breakfast on 21st February. Venue: Hydro 7am. Don't forget to Register
- RediPlan Workshop at Leeton Soldiers Club - 8 February 2024 – 1.00-3.30pm –– Regency Room. Community members can RSVP to RAMJO Project Manager Emily Sharp on 0436 370 722 or Emily.Sharp@ramjo.nsw.gov.au.
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- Treasurer Len
- Subs now due for those who paid half in July ($157.50?).
- Barry
- Thank you to all who helped at the Australia Day Breakfast. Looks like we will clear over $800. A special thanks to Weston & Weston for the invaluable cool room.
- Bruer
- RYDA: 27, 28 and 29 February – Coordinated by David Laing.
- Jennifer Newton
- The next Rotary Theme published in RDU – Magic of Rotary.
- A: 4 either because that is the number of crossing points or the number of vertical lines times the number of horizontal lines
******************************** Sergeants Session Matt Rhodes Yet another good session delivered by Matt. It seems a shame that Dan was stung twice (first by a paper wasp and then by Matt). Len was fined because he needs to aspire to emulate the 91 year old pharmacist. The editor did not escape his lousy computer skills (Matt got 4 editions of the bulletin). Alan’s car is nearly roadworthy – it will be cheaper when he avoids the fines by getting it on the road. Amongst others, Barry was fined for the paper plate chase. Rafflle winner was Dan. ******************************** The Racing Snail + Others Paddy's racing snail is not winning races anymore. So, he decided to take its shell off to reduce its weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made him more sluggish. Six Dumb Questions Real Lawyers Asked In Court “How many times have you committed suicide?”
“Were you alone or by yourself?”
“Was it you or your brother who was killed?”
“Without saying anything, tell the jury what you did next.”
“Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
“Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?” . ********************************
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