I'd like to direct your attention to two really cool things in our recent District newsletters. In the May 1 edition, there is an article that shows we can now download a mobile app for our phones that holds all the contact info for our club members. It's a great time saver for all of us, and I encourage you to use it.
The ClubRunner Mobile app allows you to access Club and Member information on your phone!
• View Club Executives • Access Member Phone & Emails • View Club Events • View Club Info, Meeting Times, Locations • View District Executives
Download to your phone via iTunes or the PlayStore. (Really easy, folks, just search for ClubRunner and install. You will need your login and password to ClubRunner.--jk)
In the June 1 newsletter, outgoing District Governor sums up his year and celebrates the achievements of District 5450, including the fact that it has raised $850,000 to eradicate polio and support other charitable projects. And he tells the moving story of how Rotary has made a huge difference in his life. Be sure to read it. And I know he would appreciate emails or letters that express our gratitude to him for his selfless service this year.
Monday's Grinner or Groaner
A mother and her newly engaged daughter were shopping for the daughter's wedding dress. The daughter says, "Mom, I'm starting to get nervous. Can you tell me what are the secrets to having a perfect marriage?"
The Mother replies, "Well, Sweetheart, there are 5 requirements. The first is you have to have a guy who will be your soulmate, who understands you and supports you emotionally. Second, you need to have a man who is financially stable and has a good job, so you won't have any troubles about money. Third, it's always good to have a fellow who is handy around the house and knows how to fix things. And fourth, make sure he is a good lover and knows how to satisfy you in that way, too."
The daughter says, "Okay, Mom. That all makes sense. So what is the 5th requirement?"
Mom gives her a wink and says, "The most important one is that you should never let these 4 men meet each other!"
New Member Kyle Hammer treated us to an excellent Invocation to start our Happy Hour Meeting!
Our Greeters, PP Mike Peterson, ably assisted by his wife Gale Dietz and our New Member April Rasmussen made everyone feel welcome at the Viewhouse!
From last week's meeting: Save the dates, kind of...The incoming and outgoing Boards will meet either June 14th or 15th or thereabouts for the best Boards Meeting of the Year at President Nancy's house. Obviously, details are being firmed up! Keep your eyes peeled for updates. Our Annual Installation Banquet will take place at the end of June, either the last Sunday or Monday evening. More to come!