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Smoky Hill (Aurora)
Service Above Self & Slightly Irreverent
We meet Mondays at 12:10 PM
The Aurora Summit
2700 South Havana Street
Aurora, CO  80014
United States
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If Not For Rotary

If not for Rotary, 2.5 BILLION children in the world would not have been immunized against polio (and other immunizable diseases.  Rotary was the first organization to dedicate itself to the worldwide eradication of this crippling disease. During the past 30 years, Rotary has raised $1.7 billion dollars which have helped reduce the incidence of polio by 99.9%  With the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation matching every dollar 2-1, we can foresee that polio will be eradicated in our lifetime.  Smoky Hill Rotary members have donated $3,941 in the last 6 years to this worthy cause. Last year we raised $765. Our goal this year is $1000!

Monday's Groaner or Grinner!

 This old rancher in Montana hates wearing his seat belt and always ignores his wife's pleading for him to use one. One day he is driving with his wife down the highway and he sees a state patrol car behind him. He says to his wife, "Quick, take the wheel! I gotta put on my seat belt!"  So she does, and right then the patrolman pulls them over.
 
The patrolman walks up to the car and says to the rancher, "Say, I noticed you weren't wearing your seat belt."
 
The rancher says, "I was too wearing it, but you don't have to take my word for it. My wife here is a good Christian woman, just ask her. She'll tell you the truth.  She doesn't lie about anything."
 
The cop says to the wife, "So, how about it, Ma'am?"
 
And the wife says, "I've been married to my man Buck for twenty years, Officer, and one thing I've learned in all that time is this: You never argue with him when he's drunk!"
 
ANOTHER GRINNER WINNER!
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Announcements:  Board Meeting Thursday
Don't forget the Board Meeting, this Thursday, 5:30 at Susan Aubin's office.  The two most popular topics, our Golf Fundraiser and Membership Growth!  Any membership ideas?  Either email them to President Nancy or just show up for the meeting.  Board meetings are fun and the after board meetings are even funner!
 
President Nancy thanked our Greeters, NLIPP* Dave Maxwell and PP Gary Frisch, as well as our Invocator, PP Jeff Kaes who went on and on and on about Polio Plus, Stupid things to say when you get pulled over, and why he loves being a Smoky Hill Rotarian.  Also thanked was Secretary Bev Edwards for the new Duty Roster and Membership Roster that was sent out to all by President Nancy.
 
*No Longer Immediate Past President.  In other IPP news, IPP Denny Passantino did NOT make an announcement today, the first time in just over 63 Smoky Hill Rotary Meetings in a row.  Now we will never know what happened (or didn't really happen) on this date in history!
 
Foundation Chair PP Hugh Radke noted we came in 2nd in District 5450 RI donations at $416 per member, just losing out on yet another plaque showing our dedication to the RI Foundation to Lakewood RC.  If you designate your Foundation donations for Polio Plus this year the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation will match the donation 2 to 1 and you will still get Paul Harris Fellow credit toward your next level!  Rotarians have done such a good job on Polio Eradication that only 8 cases of wild polio infections in Afghanistan and Pakistan have been reported.  
 
Golf Committee Chair PP Gary Frisch noted the printing deadline is this Wednesday and the golfer deadline is next Wednesday, August 2nd.  Get your printing to Gary and your Golfers to PP Mark Johnson! PEv (past everything) Talee Crowe passed out job assignments for the Day of Event!  All hands are needed!  
 
Membership Chair PP Clay Fell said there is a free lunch, and it is on Mondays at Rotary.  Bring a friend/prospective member and SHRC will buy their lunch. Membership is everyone's priority this year!
 
PP Darryl Harvey reminded the club of our favorite hands-on event, Special Things for Special Kids Century Elementary Walmart Shopping Trip (ST4SKCEWST) is at the 14000 E. Exposition Walmart on Saturday, August 12th!  Rotarians should arrive at 8:45 to assist families in making their purchases!  
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Where in the World is Smoky Hill Rotary?
Cluj, Romania!
 
Smoky Hill is participating in a Global Grant in the city of Cluj-Napoca, Romania.  The purpose of the project is to provide medical equipment to two departments of the Emergency County Hospital, the cardiology clinic and the orthopedic and trauma clinic.  The Emergency County Hospital is a public hospital that provides medical care for the entire county (population 100,000), and medical care for the more difficult medical cases in the region.  The medical equipment includes four ultrasound machines, and six vital signs monitors with a central monitoring station.
 
This is truly an international project.  Assist International will provide the medical equipment.  The Rotary Club of Oklahoma City is the lead international club, and the Rotary Club of Cluj-Napoca Cetatiuie is the host club.  Other Rotary Club participants are:  Riga International, Latvia; Stockholm, Sweden; Istanbul-Kadikkoy, Turkey; Budva, Montenegro; and Skopje-Center, Macedonia. 
 
The Global Grant has been approved by Rotary International.  Dedication of the project is anticipated in October, 2017.
 
Cluj-Napoca is located in the north central region of Romania, and is the second largest city in Romania, after the capital of Bucharest.  It is considered the unofficial capital of the historical province of Transylvania. Story by Bev Edwards.
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Sgt. @ Arms Disarming 
Sgt. @ Arms Paul Urtz thrilled the crowd today with his thanks to PP Clay for ably filling in last week and Past Sgt. @ Arms Jeff Kaes for knowing which knob to turn on the speaker so the back of the room could hear President Nancy when she uses the microphone.  {Note to President Nancy, the microphone works better when you turn it on, pick it up, and talk directly into it! wink }  Today's lottery winners were PP and Charter Member Bill Maclay, winning pocket change, Treasurer Susan Aubin winning just enough for a good glass of cab sauv at happy hour, and PEd (Past Editarian) Susan Michalakes, winning enough to buy 2 glasses of wine at happy hour!  Call the Editarian and he will help you enjoy the winnings.
Our Program Today
Paul Parker, Manager for Community Affairs and Club Historian with the Colorado Rockies!
Paul Parker entertained Smoky Hill Rotarians with his baseball stories.  He started with the Rockies as a volunteer even before the Rockies were awarded the franchise and became an employee one week before "Pitchers and Catchers report" in 1993.  While he has held a number of positions for the Rockies, he has always been on the lookout to preserve the Rockies history.  His work collecting thousands of artifacts has resulted in managing 28 Coors Field Display cases.  Paul was thrilled to find that during the first home stand at Mile High Stadium someone collected all the game worn jerseys, with autographs, for the first week of Rockies home baseball so the Rockies have Eric Young, Sr.'s jersey from Opening Day and his Leadoff Home Run just over the Left Field fence which several SHRotarians witnessed.  
 
One little-known baseball fact:  2017 was the first year in Baseball that neither Connie Mack (player and 50 year manager of the Phillies) or announcer Vin Scully have not been involved in Major League Baseball.  Cornelius McGillicuddy's last year and Vin Scully's first year was 1950.  That should win a few bar bets.
 
While the history is fascinating Paul is very proud of The Rockies and MLB's RBI program, providing baseball and softball to inner city boys and girls aged 13-18 at no cost to the family.  
 
As of today's meeting the Rox had played 100 games and  were 16 games over .500, their best record after100 games.  Go Rox.
 
Photo Clipping from the Denver Post, 1993
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Duty Roster

DATE INVOCATOR GREETER GREETER
JULY 31 2017 CRAIG ESSEX SUSAN MICHALAKES PAT POGUE
AUG 7 2017 AL HORTON JIM SUSS PAUL URTZ
AUG 14 2017 TALEE CROWE DARRYL HARVEY MIKE PETERSON
AUG 21 2017 CLAY FELL JIM WINGERT LLOYD GOTTMAN
AUG 28 2017 HUGH RADKE JOE HUGHES CRAIG ESSEX
SEPT 11 2017 JIM WINGERT BILL MACLAY TALEE CROWE
SEPT 18 2017 SUSAN MICHALAKES MARK JOHNSON PAULINE AYERS-MENK
SEPT 25 2017 DAVE MAXWELL BEV EDWARDS TERRY REMIGIO
 

SHRC Birthdays and Anniversaries

 
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The SHRC Calendar

Next Week's Featured Rotarians:
 
Invoc:  Craig Essex
Greeters:  Susan Michalakes/Pat Pogue
 
July 26:  Golf Tourney Printing Deadline 
July 28:  Board Meeting (4th Thursday)
August 2:  Golf Tourney Golfers Deadline
Aug. 4:  SHRC Golf Tournament  6:00 AM!
Aug. 12:  Century Elem Shopping!  8:45 @ Walmart/Aurora Mall
Aug 18:  Gateway's Wine Tasting
Sept. 4:  Labor Day, No Meeting
Sept. 12:  Ronald McDonald House
Nov. 7:  Ronald McDonald House
Speakers
Jul 31, 2017
Colorado Golf Association
Aug 14, 2017
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