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CLUB INFORMATION
Smoky Hill (Aurora)
Service Above Self & Slightly Irreverent
We meet Mondays at 12:10 PM
Bent Noodle
corner of Parker Rd & Dartmouth
Aurora, CO  80014
United States
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CLUB NEWS
NEW MEMBER PUBLICATION … This is the SECOND and final publication for the proposed membership of John Palmer.  John is a District Executive for the Boy Scouts of America - Denver Area Council.  John's classification is Youth Services, Scouting.  
 
Karen Loeb from the Denver Southeast Rotary Club invited everyone to attend the State of the State Luncheon on January 8th (details below).  The lunch is $60 and that is at the cost to the Denver SE Club (no mark-up).  Register at :  sos.dserotary.org.  
 
12th State of the State Luncheon
plus Mental Health & Wellness Expo
and Mental Health Symposium
 
Luncheon Speakers:
Floyd Ciruli, respected pollster and political analyst for 9-KUSA TV, KOA Radio, and the Denver Post, on what's ahead for Colorado
Molly Bloom, author of the book-turned-Oscar-nominated movie Molly's Game, on battling addiction, anxiety, and depression
Kim Christiansen, 9News Anchor, Emcee

Tuesday, January 8, 2019
Denver Marriott Tech Center, 4900 S Syracuse St

Free Mental Health Symposium 8:30 - 11:20  
Free Mental Health & Wellness Expo 10:00 - 11:55  
Luncheon 12:00 - 1:30  

Presented by Rotary Club of Denver Southeast & Rotary District 5450
For Rotarians, Guests, Business/Community Leaders, & Mental Health Advocates

 
 
SMOKY HILL ROTARVARIETY OF NEWS Friday, January 25, 2019 is the RI President's Dinner and Prez Talee Crowe would like to see Smoky Hill occupy a full table.  The cost is $65 per person - go to the District's website for more information and to make reservations.  PP Bill Maclay thanked everyone for purchasing over $1,000 in gift cards for Gateway!  Foundation Chair PP Lloyd Gottman quoted a portion of PP Bill Maclay's invocation:  "Giving the gift of Love will endure forever".  That is what we do when we contribute to the Rotary Foundation and precisely what PP Joe Hughes has done as Lloyd recognized Joe with a pin for achieving the Paul Harris + 3 level!  Congratulations and thank you Joe!  Instead of January 19, the Charter Night Dinner Celebration will be held on Saturday, January 26.  The location and time will be announced.  No meeting on Monday, January 21 preceding Charter Night.  Sgt at Arms PP Jim Suss passed out an extra lotto ticket for everyone wearing their Rotary pins but it looked like the 3 ticket holders were winning over the 4 ticket holders.   And whether she was a 3 or 4 ticket holder, the big lotto winner was PP Betsy Jansen with that large bottle of Baileys Irish Crème!  Sergeant Jim was either in a particularly good holiday mood or found that bottle when he cleaned out his desk at the car dealership! 
  
NO MEETINGS ON
DECEMBER 24 & 31!
NEXT MEETING: MONDAY, JANUARY 7, 2019 
 
 
 
THIS WEEK'S THOUGHTS “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” - Abraham Lincoln
     "I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked me for my autograph." - Shirley Temple Black
 
THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM
PP Dave Maxwell in his Master of White Elephant Gift Exchange (WEGE) Hat … No one gifted any white elephants this week but the term refers to an extravagant, but impractical, gift that cannot be easily disposed. The phrase is said to come from the historic practice of the King of Siam (now Thailand) giving rare albino elephants to courtiers who had displeased him, so that they might be ruined by the animals' upkeep costs.   Master Dave received an elk from Estes Park.  Upkeep costs?  Nah, elks do not eat nearly as much as albino elephants, particularly when they are made out of wood.  Dave, thanks for the WEGE!
 
 
PP's Nancy Jones and Joe Hughes shining brightly in their red holiday attire …
 
 
                Maybe John Palmer would have looked more excited if he had opened Betsy's bottle of Baileys Irish Crème instead of those flower holders … Prez Talee acknowledged John's pending membership and everyone is excited to get to know John better and welcome him into the club in January! …  
 
 
 
Potty Putter PP Paul Urtz was so excited about his new Potty Putter, he quickly disappeared into the Bent Noodle restroom after the meeting … 
 
 
PP Al Horton received a pair of very large cooking gloves … he said the Bronco wide receivers were wearing these in their last game … one of the receivers would have autographed them for Al but they couldn't hold on to the pens any better than the footballs …
 
 
PP Bill Maclay is a good sport to smile while holding a completely useless gift … just a few minutes earlier he was holding the Wine Tool Kit but thanks to the grand theft robbery committed by PP Jeff Kaes, he ended up with the Bizzooka snow ball thrower … 
 
 
 
 Yep, that is the Rotary logo on a pair of official Rotary underwear being held by PE Hugh Radke … couldn't wait 'til he got home so Hugh headed to the head to try them on.  Unfortunately, Hugh couldn't get in the restroom because Potty Putter Paul locked the door. 
 
 
 
A coffee cup for PP Terry Remigio that illuminates an image and/or verbiage when filled with warm liquids … hmmm … probably creates a toxic chemical reaction to do that …  no worries for Terry since PP Gary Frisch stole it from him … 
 
 
PP Bev Edwards is holding her mystical gift … no one, including Bev, knows what the heck
the mysterious gift is but maybe hubby Myles will find a use for it …
 
 

 
Pauline Ayers-Menk is unwrapping her gift … a red sweater … what?  A normal gift?  Looks like the one PP Joe Hughes was wearing … maybe he got 2 for the price of 1 at Big Lots … 
 
President Talee Crowe looks like she just saw a ghost or was fretting because she couldn't decide between selecting an unwrapped gift or stealing the Potty Putter disclosing her hidden passion for golf … it looked like she was opening something the size of a toilet seat but it turned out to be a tray full of food … happily she said something like "Now I finally have something to feed all my hungry grandchildren!" 
 
 
 

Duty Roster

                                              
                                  INVOCATION:             GREETERS:
     
       
 
       
     
 
DEC 24, 2018           DARK (XMAS EVE)
DEC 31, 2018           DARK (NEW YEAR'S EVE)
JAN 7, 2019              MARK RANK                 MARK JOHNSON        BILL MACLAY
JAN 14, 2019            HUGH RADKE               DENNY PASSANTINO  SEAN CLANCY
JAN 21, 2019            GARY FRISCH               JEFF KAES                DARRYL HARVEY
JAN 28, 2019            PAT POGUE                  CRAIG ESSEX            AL HORTON
FEB 4, 2019              SCOTT GILLILAND        DAVE MAXWELL         BEV EDWARDS
FEB 11, 2019            PAUL URTZ                  BETSY JANSEN          NANCY JONES
FEB 18, 2019            PAULINE AYERS-MENK  KYLE HAMMER          JOE HUGHES
      
     
     

 

 

 

 

 

     
   
 
 

SHRC Birthdays and Anniversaries

    Birthdays Anniversaries
Dec 9
Dec 11
Dec 12
Dec 16
Dec 18
Jan 9
     
 
 
PP Denny Passantino
Susan Aubin
Pauline Ayers-Menk
PP Craig Essex
PP Jim & Judy Suss   
PP Terry & Linda Remigio   
Susan & Rich Aubin  
  
 
 
Jan 11     PP Paul & Debbie Urtz
Jan 26   PP Jeff Kaes  

CLUB CALENDAR

Featured Rotarians at next meeting:
Invocation:  PP Mark Rank
Greeters: PP Mark Johnson  & PP Bill Maclay
 
Dec 24: No Meeting
Dec 31: No Meeting
Jan 7: Update on New Tax Laws
Jan 8: State of the State
Jan 8: Peaceful Schools
Jan 12: Grants/Club Qualification
Jan 14: Myotonic Dystrophy
Jan 15: Ronald McDonald House
Jan 21: No meeting
Jan 25: RI President's Dinner
Jan 26: Charter Night (Sat)
Jan 28: Interactive Playground
Feb 2: RI Institute 3rd Session
Feb 12: Peaceful Schools 
April 27: District Conference 
 
Details in the Newsletter!
 
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