1. "The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent." Sam Levenson
2. "My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States." Harry S. Truman
3. "There are three stages of a man's life:
a. He believes in Santa Claus
b. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus
c. He is Santa Claus. Author Unknown
4. "There's one thing about children---they never go around showing snapshots of their grandparents.". Leopold Fechtner
5. "Directly after God in heaven comes papa." W. A. Mozart
6. "Never raise your hand to your child; it leaves your midsection unprotected." Robert Urben