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Wheels for October 6, 2016

THE POWER OF A HUG

The comedic, David Norris enlightened a room packed full of wide-eyed Rotarians on the different styles of hugs he has observed from countless politicians, friends, and yes, fellow-Rotarians for years. You never thought someone was taking notes on how you hug, did you?
 
As David insisted in group co-operation in this learning experience, we were taught that there are several ways to perform an inappropriate hug, while there is only one way to administer an appropriate embrace. Sure to offend people of different countries, North Americans missed the memo on giving a proper hug. There is a common hug-crime committed daily… One that comes in from the left side. Beyond the left-sided-inappropriate embrace, there are many other ways a beautiful hug, which might I mention is known to alleviate stress and anxiety, may be performed incorrectly, thus eliminating the power of the hug.
 
Each method demonstrated with extreme animation, David gave an example of the inappropriate hugs he has witnessed. With every type of hug detailed below, a fellow-Rotarian was called upon to stand and perform as David’s partner.
  1. A-Frame Hug- This abomination of a hug is shown when one tucks their chest in, head leaning slightly back, bottoms pointed out, creating a very awkward visual.
  2. Chiropractic Hug- Although you may feel like a new being after visiting your favorite chiropractor, it is never a pleasure to be the receiver of a hug named after him/her. This hug occurs when one hugs you with so much strength and force, you feel as if you are in for a back adjustment you hadn’t requested.
  3. Icky Shuffle- Receiving its name from Icky Woods, creates an inappropriate amount of confusion when neither party knows which way to come in for the hug. Feet shuffling from side to side, brows furrowed from wondering who should make the move and just throw their arms around the other to stop the outpour of awkwardness.
  4. Swinging Door- A hug that resembles a saloon door in an old western movie, coming close together at the hip and grasping the partner with only one arm followed by a quick release.
  5. Bro-Hug- Common in high-schoolers and gym rats, this hug is predominantly popular in the male species. As inappropriate as they come, one would link hands, bump chests and pat the others back, like you would when burping an infant.
  6. Snuggler- This obscene hug is put into motion when someone nestles closely for far too long, causing you to wonder if they will ever let you go, thus also being known as the “Stage 5 Clinger.”
  7. Fake-Out- This offensive hug is delivered when one anticipates a hug from said person, when much to their disappointment the person runs excitedly past them to squeeze someone else.
Once successfully educating The Amarillo Rotarians on inappropriate hugs, David delivered an explanation on what an appropriate hug would be. An appropriate embrace is when you are heart to heart with your partner, remain pressed for two consecutive seconds and release immediately after. The absolute only acceptable way to perform a public or private embrace. Remember this next time you are tempted to lock arms with someone. Thank you for the new-found-knowledge, David!
 

ATTENTION RED BADGERS

If you are wearing a red badge, listen up! New Member Orientation meeting at the home of Melvin Edes (7303 Park Ridge) on October 15 at 6 P.M. Burgers and wine will be served. Please RSVP to Melvin or Gina. Learn all about the history of our club and get answers to your questions!
 
Jeff Lester proposes for membership Steve Martinez, Merrill Lynch, classification Financial Planning.
 
Update on Rotary Park
 
Jeff Lester read a letter written by Tony Freeman, President of the Amarillo Area Rotary Baseball League, updating Rotarians on the use of donations. The baseball fields at 4101 Hillside have received many renovations including new sod, sprinkler head covers, covers for dugouts, improvements yet to come consist of new out-field fences and a new entry gate. The new entry gate will bare the name “Ed Mills Fields at Rotary Park” to honor the life of Ed Mills. Ed Mills was from Claude, TX and lived to see 99 years, dedicating many of those to volunteering with the police department and YMCA.
 
Boys Ranch Donation
 
Our club has an annual tradition of giving a donation to Boys Ranch. If you wish your gift to be a part of our yearly donation on December 8, please make checks payable to The Rotary Club of Amarillo, and give to Gina before December 1, or ask Gina to bill you.
 
Fundraiser Announcement
 
A drawing will be held on October 23, 2016 for a Fair Over/Under Shotgun valued at $2,000.00, or a gift card valued at $1,000.00. The shotgun is donated by Rotarian Justin Dodd, Italian Firearms. Tickets are $50.00 each and proceeds will go to fund the projects of our club. See Gina before or after meeting to get tickets. Special thanks to Jeff Lester for handling our fundraiser tickets today!
 
Thank you Rotarians, for serving the Club today:
Presiding – David O’Dell, President
Greeters – Gail Braun, Dale Bippus
Ticket Sales – Veronica Lopez
Gun Raffle Sales – Jeff Lester
Invocation – Julio Tudon
Song – Daniel Martinez
Pledge of Allegiance – Daniel Martinez
Introductions – Jeremy Noyes
Jerky and Sausage Raffle – Melvin Edes
Custom Pizza – Rocky Gafford
2 Live to Lead tickets – David Norris
 

 

 
 
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