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President's Message
Pauline Armstrong
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Fellow Rotarians and friends
What an interesting guest speaker we had last week. Who knew Noel Hodges could enthral us for half an hour on the background of Freemasonry? Even though my father was a Mason he never really spoke of it at home so I found the topic very interesting. Thanks Noel for all the preparation you did and your willingness to take some prickly questions.
Our guest speaker this week is Rod Preston. Rod's career was with Australia Post. Tonight he will entertain us with - Mysteries and untold tales of the mail and it will be titled “ pomes, pearls and pirates”. He has a great reputation as a guest speaker so think about bringing a guest to share the experience.
A reminder again about the upcoming Conference at Lismore. The quality of speakers is superb so if you can come the dates are 29 March – 31 March.
An excerpt from the DG’S newsletter.
I would like to remind clubs of a goal promoted by R.I. President at the
start of this Rotary year. This should be the easiest goal to achieve in Rotary
this year. That is to have 60% of your club member birth dates recorded in ‘My
Rotary’. Discuss this with your members at a regular club meeting I feel sure you will be
surprised how many members are willing for this to happen. Rely on one member to enter the
information.
If you have not done this yet let me know and we will get Jim to walk us through the process.
Have a great weekend.
Yours in Rotary
Pauline
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ATTENDANCE REPORT 12 FEBRUARY 2019
 
21 Broadbeach Members
 2
Honorary Member (Ian Cowen & Uwe Seifert)
 1
  
Member's Guests (Brian Pearson)
Guest Speaker                                                                                                               
   Visiting Rotarian 
24 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER  
 
19 February
Door:         Robyn Brown & Peter Dimond
Sergeant:  Kevin O'Brien
Toast;        Peter Tomlinson
Scribe:       Russ Hutchison
Anecdote:  David O'Dwyer
 
26 February
Door:         Robyn Brown & Peter Dimond
Sergeant:  Russ Hutchison
Toast:        Cec McPaul
Scribe:       Nigel Hyland
Anecdote:  Chris Owen
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 22 February
No sizzle this week - Last Friday of month.
 
Car Boot Sale  Sunday 03 March
5.00am  Les Bulluss, Neil Jones, Denis O'Brien & Graham Sivyer
7.00am  Alain Charles and tba
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - NOEL HODGES
 
Meeting   12 February 2019  
Fines $48.60  
Bunnings Sausage Sizzle 08 February      
$636.40       
Copper Pot $13.25                              $   
Raffle $30.00 Car Boot Sale   $   
TOTAL $91.85      TOTAL $   
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
Each week in Rotarlight are listed birthday and anniversary dates for members and spouses.
These are often used by the Sergeants during their fine sessions.
Of our 42 members we have the following in our records:
Members birthdays 37
Spouses birthdays 28
Member/Spouse anniversaries 23
Therefore there are many of our records that are incomplete
You can easily check your own records by going into the member area from our web site home page and in the section headed "Membership Manager" click on "Active Members List" and your own details will come up. Should you choose, you can then edit the record and update it.
If you are having trouble doing this please let me know and I will do it for you.
While it is important to have a full date of birth for members, (Rotary International prefer this) for spouses the day and month will suffice.
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
Bob is indisposed this week having had an operation Thursday to remove a gall stone. This was successful and Bob is recovering at home.
Christine Jones is also at home and recovering well from an operation last week.
Quite a few members and partners have reported having visited Keith Hawton in Pindara Hospital. The latest report comes from President Pauline who advises Keith was alert and in good spirits when she visited him on Saturday.  If you are in the vicinity please drop in and see Keith and Lorraine who both welcome and much appreciate the company.
 
Executives & Directors
President
 
Immediate Past President
 
President Elect
 
Vice President
 
Treasurer
 
Secretary
 
Director - Admin
 
Director - Service
 
Director - Membership and Public Relations
 
Director - Rotary Foundation
 
Director - Youth Services
 
Webmaster
 
Upcoming Events
Guest Speaker - Mr Rod Preston
Quality Hotel
Feb 19, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
My Photo Collection
Quality Hotel
Feb 26, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Joe Hanlon - Gold Coast Hospital Foundation
Quality Hotel
Mar 05, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
D3780 Team Welcome & D9640 Team Launch
Quality Hotel
Mar 10, 2019
11:00 AM – 2:00 PM
 
No meeting this Tuesday
Mar 12, 2019
12:00 PM – 12:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Spouse Birthdays
Denise
February 3
 
Narelle mcTaggart
February 11
 
Anniversaries
Denis O'Brien
Claire O'Brien
February 19
 
Join Date
Cec McPaul
February 1, 1979
40 years
 
Robyn Brown
February 9, 2016
3 years
 
ClubRunner
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTE
KEVIN O'BRIEN
 
  
I recall a day back in the 80’s in the pre-Fitzgerald days when I was in Real Estate on the Gold Coast. A man phoned me to list a unit in a high rise on the esplanade in Surfers Paradise.  The name of the building now escapes me but the instructions for inspection was to see the building manager who was instructed to issue a key as the unit was not occupied. Soon after the call a prospective purchaser entered my office wanting a unit with ocean views and in the price range of the unit I had just listed.  Even though I had not seen the unit I took the opportunity to show this young man the unit.
When I asked the manager for the key he looked at me with a smirky grin and suggested I knock first in case someone was there.  I duly knocked loudly three times and no one replied so I entered the unit with the prospective buyer.  We were standing in the living room admiring the ocean views when a young naked lady appeared from the bedroom and closed the door behind her. She was shielding her nakedness with a hand towel which was not quite long enough to do the job. I apologised profusely for the intrusion and explained why I was there. She seemed quite relaxed about the situation and told me we could continue the inspection but not to enter the bedroom. Having seen more than we expected we returned to the office and I was informed that the owner had phoned and now issued instructions that  we were always to phone before an inspection.
I never sold that unit, nor did I meet the owner in person, but I can guess who was hiding in the bedroom that day and I don’t believe the young lady was his wife. 
And the buyer was amused. 
 
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
 
DATES FOR YOUR DIARY 
 
District 9640 Group Cultural Exchange with District 3780 Philippines
D3780  Team Welcome & D9640 Team Launch Sunday 10 March 2019
Broadbeach will be hosting this important District event at the Quality Hotel, Mermaid Waters with a luncheon on Sunday 10 March.
We will be hosting the D3780 Team members at that time and Bruce's outbound team will depart a few days later so in order to ensure maximum support for this function it will replace our normal weekly meeting scheduled for Tuesday 12 March.

Where: Quality Hotel, Cnr Markeri Street & Sunshine Boulevard, Mermaid Waters
When: Sunday 10 March 2019, 11.00am for 11.30am
Cost: $15.00 includes light lunch, tea and coffee. Bar facilities will be available.
RSVP: No later than Wednesday 6 March 2019. Please register attendance/apologies via club runner as normal;
Payment:  Please make payment in advance direct to the Adminisration Account BSB 034637 Account 201534
 
 
District 9640 Conference 29-31 March 2019
 
OK, so it seems still to be a long way off but accommodation will soon become hard to get - some places are already fully booked.   
 
Why attend a District Conference?
  • Well, to start, it's fun: you meet lots of interesting people 
  • You will hear Keynote Speakers for which you normally would pay hundreds of dollars to attend
  • The dinners are always superb fellowship events. The Saturday Night dinner is always very vibrant; this year they have a top notch Jazz & Swing band.
  • You learn a couple of things about Rotary which you may not have known before
Registration for Rotarians and their partners is free of charge, however, in fairness, a fee applies to partake in the events which serve food.  Click on this link to go to the Registration Page.  
 
 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING 12 FEBRUARY 2019
 
Scribe: Neil Jones
 
Sergeant Les welcomed everyone with the line "Welcome to the best club in D9640".
Alain commented on the findings of the Banking Royal Commission and raised a toast to the Mortgage Broking industry.
President Pauline echoed Les' welcome and made particular mention to our Honorary Members Ian & Uwe and past president Brian Pearson.  Pauline also reported on the Charter meeting of the new satellite E Club that the majority of its members are past RYLA Awardees and hence has the vibrancy of youth.
Uwe reported that he had visited Keith Hawton who had a number of visitors including Ken Rosewall. Keith was in good spirits.
Neil Jones reported that there would be no sausage sizzle this week as Bunnings were doing a National promotion in support of flood victims. We will be offered a Saturday sizzle to compensate. Nasser responded to a request to fill a vacancy on the 11am shift on Friday 1 March.
John Monks reported on the recovery of our stolen van and paid tribute to the efforts of Queensland Police. When recovered, the perpetrator was asleep in the van which had stolen plates and was full of stolen gear including 15 sets of house keys. The van had done 1500km in the 12 days after it was stolen.  The police needed to retain the van for a period due to it containing a lot of stolen gear following which our insurers will also require it for complete check. John managed to convince Suncorp that it was vital we had a van to continue our community service in the interim and they agreed to provide a loan vehicle at no cost to the club. Well done John.
Kevin and Bruce were Bunyips for the night.  Harold won the raffle and tried to  donate the wine to Nayer who does not drink. Nasser won heads and tails and donated his prize to Sergeant Les.
 
President Pauline introduced our guest speaker Noel Hodges adding she was looking forward to his address as both her father and husband had been Masons.
 
Noel presented his talk in three very distinct sections:
Why is Freemasonry so secretive?
The stonemason guilds on which modern Freemasonry is based date back to the building of King Solomon's Temple in biblical times and were formed to protect and verify the skills of stonemasons.
In medieval times craftsmen were bonded to the land on which they were born and couldn't move without permission. Stonemasons were in high demand and because the projects of the time needed large numbers they were granted the freedom to travel as their work demanded. Hence the term Freemason.
In those times few could read and write so the Freemason Guilds developed secret handshakes and passwords to identify the level of proficiency a stonemason had achieved. There were 3 levels (Entered Apprentice, Craftsman & Master) and each had a different handshake & password enabling their proficiency (and hence their wages) to be determined at each new work site. For this reason they were closely guarded secrets which have been maintained to this day but are now the only secrets kept in Freemasonry.
What Does Freemasonry do?
A worldwide organisation for men dedicated to self development in ethics, morality and charity. It seeks to induct good men into its Order and strives to make better men of them by constantly reminding them of the duties they owe to their family, friends, neighbours, people in distress and to their God. Freemasonry contributes significant monies to charity and is actively involved with many charitable organisations.
Noel's Lodge has about 50 members and has a waiting list for initialisation (only one induction is allowed per meeting). Worldwide membership is five million.
What happens at Masonic Meetings?
Freemasons meet in a lodge usually once each month. They wear a dinner suit and an apron which has its origins from the apron worn by stone masons to protect themselves from stone chips.
The Master of the Lodge presides over the meeting (chairman) with some other members who hold positions of rank. Each meeting is scripted according to a ritual which has been used for centuries and is known off by heart by all involved. The first part of the meeting is for business (minutes accounts and projects are dealt with). The second part involves the ritual for whatever degree in which the meeting has been opened and may include initialising a new candidate, raising members to a higher degree or installing a new Master and his officers. All this is done in formal ceremony which is centuries old. Lodge meetings are followed by a light meal away from the formal ceremony area and is called the Festive Board.
Noel concluded by taking numerous questions indicating the interest of members.
 
The Week in Pictures
 
  
         Sergeant Les                      President Pauline           Alain toasts Mortgage Brokers
  
                 John provided an update on our van and is seen here with the loan truck
  
  The loan truck is handy for moving scooters The window bars now installed at the Hub
  
                Harold won the raffle                          Nasser won Heads & Tails
 
  
    Noel enlightened everyone about Freemasonry and was duly thanked by Pres Pauline
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS
 
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?
A: They take short cuts!

Q: What is a boxer's favorite drink?
A: Punch.

Q: Why did the Sheriff use a ruler when he questioned the witness?
A: He wanted to get the story straight.

Q: What does the gorilla call his girlfriend?
A: His prime mate.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player?
A: A pinch hitter.

Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte?
A: It megahertz.

Q: How do you make a strawberry shake?
A: Put it in the freezer!

Q: How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?
A: A buccaneer!


 
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