If we are the 3rd planet from the sun.
Does that make every country, a 3rd world country?
They said it was OK for my pet to sleep on my bed, but my goldfish died!
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
At which school did Sherlock Holmes get so smart? Elementary School.
Two men walk into a bar: You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
What do you call someone who has had too much to drink? A cab
Where does a winemaker get his gossip? Through the grapevine
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare line.
I went to buy some camo pants, but I couldn’t find any.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
Guest Speaker, member and magician Tony Lewis and his bag of tricks
