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President's Message
Pauline Armstrong
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VALE PAST PRESIDENT KEITH HAWTON
 
Fellow Rotarians and friends
 
As you are aware PP Keith Hawton passed away last Sunday. His funeral will be held at the Church of the Holy Spirit on Salerno St Isle of Capri at 1.00pm on Monday 25 February. As a mark of respect for Keith who was a proud and committed Rotarian, Broadbeach Rotary club will form a Guard of Honour at the end of the service. Please wear your Rotary shirt. Our banner will also be on display at Lorraine’s request.
 
Keith originally joined Rotary at Chattswood in Sydney and was a member of that club for many years before moving to the Gold Coast.
He was introduced to our club by Past President Uwe Seifert and was inducted on 27 August 1996. Keith served in many positions including President in 1999/2000. His service to the club was recognised with the award of  a Paul Harris Fellowship in 2003.
 
He will be fondly remembered by us all and our deepest sympathy is extended to Lorraine and family at this sad time.
 
Please join me at Keith's funeral service if at all possible,
 
Kind regards,
 
Pauline
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ATTENDANCE REPORT 19 FEBRUARY 2019
 
20 Broadbeach Members
  2
Honorary Member (Ian Cowen & Uwe Seifert)
  1
  1  
Member's Guest (Past member Greg Walters)
Guest Speaker  (Rod Preston and partner Cheryl)                                                                                                            
  1  Visiting Rotarian (Cliff Harmsworth - Mermaid Beach)
25 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER  
 
26 February
Door:         Robyn Brown & Peter Dimond
Sergeant:  Russ Hutchison
Toast:        Cec McPaul
Scribe:       Nigel Hyland
Anecdote:  Chris Owen
 
05 March   
Door:         Andrew McTaggart & Graham Sivyer
Sergeant:  Les Bulluss
Toast:        Alex Jorden
Scribe:       Jim Hawkins
Anecdote:  Graham Sivyer
 
10 March
Special Sunday Meeting 
Scribe:       Neil Jones
Anecdote:  Robyn Brown
 
12 March
Informal BBQ at The Hub with guests from D3780
 
19 March
Door:         Andrew McTaggart & Alex Jorden
Sergeant:  Les Bulluss
Toast:        Malcolm Daviess
Scribe:       Neil Baldwin
Anecdote:  Alain Charles
 
26 March
Door:         Andrew McTaggart & Neil Baldwin
Sergeant:  Kevin O'Brien
Toast:        Peter Tomlinson
Scribe:       Russ Hutchison
Anecdote:  Noel Hodges
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 01 March
8.00am:   Robyn Brown & Malcolm Daviess
11.00am: Ian Cowen, Nasser Kaviani & Kevin O'Brien
 
Car Boot Sale  Sunday 03 March
5.00am  Les Bulluss, Neil Jones, Denis O'Brien & Graham Sivyer
7.00am  Alain Charles and Bill Waller
 
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - NOEL HODGES
 
Meeting   19 February 2019  
Fines $14.70
Bunnings Sausage Sizzle       
$      
Copper Pot $17.00                              $   
Raffle $26.00 Car Boot Sale Sunday 17 February  $602.00   
TOTAL $57.70      TOTAL $602.00   
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
The following are a summary of some the matters raised at the Board meeting held Tuesday 19 February 2019
Please note that the full and complete set of minutes for this and previous meetings can be viewed in Club runner under “View Club Documents”
 
  • Board to consider the availability for members to pay for their Dinner Fees as well as other payments via a portable EFTPOS machine
It was noted that Director Andrew McTaggart will investigate the feasibility of this through Westpac                                                                                                                                                               
  • The Board to note this advice from Public Image Chair - Andy
“A District Public Image promotion to attract new members to Rotary is planned for International Women's Day 8th March at Hotel CBD 5pm to 7pm in Varsity Lakes. Over 100 non Rotarians are expected to attend this event. 
Rotary clubs in Gold Coast are welcome to register and join to attract new members to their clubs.”
It was agreed that Membership Director Nigel Hyland will attend this function
 
  • Chair of the Scooter program John Monks reported to the Board that
Several Emails have been received form and sent to the Rotary Club of Hope Island regarding the 5 scooters donated to them by the Club.
Hope Island has requested that they return the 5 scooters to us; however they have lost records and documentation associated with these scooters.
Moved Graham Sivyer Seconded Bruce Kuhn that, the 5 scooters donated to the Rotary Club of Hope Island remain the property of the Rotary Club of Hope Island to dispose of as they see fit. Carried
Excess Scooters - It as noted that there are 2 scooters in the fleet that are not suitable for use. They are too large and have high maintenance costs.
It was suggested that they be advertised for sale on Gumtree. The Board agreed to this action
 
  • Neil Jones advised that he will be submitting an application for a grant of $35000 for the purchase of a new van
 
  • The Administration Director advised that the Club has been approached by the Crowne Plaza Hotel with the view of the Club returning there for meetings. We are waiting for the Hotel to get back to us with a proposal
 
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
Bob was back in hospital Friday to have a stent removed following his Kidney Stone operation the previous week. All successful and Bob is recovering well at home.
 
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Upcoming Events
Droning Around
Quality Hotel
Feb 26, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Joe Hanlon - Gold Coast Hospital Foundation
Quality Hotel
Mar 05, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
D3780 Team Welcome & D9640 Team Launch
Quality Hotel
Mar 10, 2019
11:00 AM – 2:00 PM
 
Farewell Barbecue with District 3780 (Phillipines)
Broadbeach Rotary Hub
Mar 12, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Rod Preston - Presentation 2 of 3
Quality Hotel
Apr 16, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Spouse Birthdays
Denise
February 3
 
Narelle mcTaggart
February 11
 
Anniversaries
Denis O'Brien
Claire O'Brien
February 19
 
Join Date
Cec McPaul
February 1, 1979
40 years
 
Robyn Brown
February 9, 2016
3 years
 
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MEMBER ANECDOTE
DAVID O'DWYER
 

  
When I left school and just turned 16, I commenced an apprenticeship of 10,000 hours in carpentry and joinery with a local building company. Dad was a builder but he already had a couple of apprentices and besides it was decided that it would be better for everybody to do this.
Part of our training was that we had to attend a two week course every six months for technical tuition held in a neighboring city boys high school. We were relegated to an old prefabricated building in the back block of the school which was accessed by a service road where we would park our cars, etc and wouldn’t interfere with the rest of the school. (Bare in mind that in NZ in those days one could get a drivers licence at 15 which mostly everyone did.)
So there were about twenty of us thrown together in what we thought would be a two week paid holiday away from work and we all looked forward to a cruisy and leisurely fortnight. However we had only just settled in on the first morning when the Principal came in and made it known in most uncertain terms that he regarded apprentices as the lowest form of human existence and that we were not to mix or associate in any way with “his boys”. This peeved us off, as although we were only 15 and 16 year olds, we didn’t regard ourselves as school boys any more as we were working and therefore we were men.
Our teacher, one Bernard Smythe, was typical of that post war era, being a bumptious and slightly arrogant Pom who seemed to gain strength from the Principal’s tirade and undertook his duty of teaching us with such vigor and pace that we all struggled to keep up. This coupled with his superiority and arrogant manner was going to turn our two weeks and subsequent courses to be not a very pleasant experience.
Something had to be done. But what? On Thursday we were sitting outside eating our lunch and discussing ways to curb Bernard’s enthusiasm when one of the boys said to me “Dave, get your tape measure and come with me”. Now over the road was the school’s football playing grounds and running parallel to the road was the overhead power lines with a transformer elevated about 12 feet from the ground on a platform supported by four poles. Bernard had an Austin A30 car which we measured and then measured in between the poles. Yep, it would fit with about four inches spare at each end. A plan was hatched. We would all get to school a bit earlier the next morning, park our cars around and away from the transformer in the hope that Bernard would park in the space provided being close to the poles. He complied and at 4.00pm and finished, one of the boys waylaid Bernard with a fictitious problem that he needed help with, and the rest of us eight in the plot went out and picked up and shuffled the A30 between the posts and then got in our cars and took off.
It was with some trepidation that we occupied our seats in class on Monday morning wondering what our fate would be. But to our surprise nothing was mentioned and Bernard had a very different attitude towards us and that week was far more enjoyable and relaxed from the first one.
Just goes to show that sometimes you have to stand your ground and say “enough is enough” and what’s more we never heard or saw the Principal again. Perhaps he thought his car might get the same treatment!
 
 
 
 
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Take a virtual tour of Room 711

Room 711 on the 1st floor of Rotary headquarters in Evanston, Illinois, US

Each year, thousands of visitors to Rotary headquarters experience Room 711, a recreation of the office where, on 23 February 1905, Paul Harris met with three acquaintances to start a club based on “mutual cooperation and informal friendship.”

The original office was located in the former Unity Building on Dearborn Street in downtown Chicago. In 1980, local Rotary members rented it and gathered period furnishings and fixtures to re-create the look and feel of an early 20th century office. Later, they organized the Paul Harris 711 Club to continue supporting the room and the story it tells. When the Unity Building was set to be demolished in 1989, they dismantled the room and arranged to rebuild it later at Rotary world headquarters.

The room was initially recreated on the 16th floor of One Rotary Center. It was relocated to the first floor as part of a remodeling in 2014, improving access for visitors to Evanston.

Rotary wanted to give members around the world an opportunity to experience the room without traveling to Evanston and has created a virtual tour.

Virtual visitors can guide themselves through the room and click on select items to learn about them and about Chicago during the era when Paul Harris moved to Chicago and started Rotary. The interactive tour isn’t just for people who can’t come to Evanston. It offers elements not available onsite, such as audio recordings of Paul Harris (hint: click on the phone). Armchair travel is encouraged!

This year, 23 February, marked the 114th anniversary of Rotary. Read more about Room 711 and take the virtual tour

 

DATES FOR YOUR DIARY 
 
District 9640 Group Cultural Exchange with District 3780 Philippines
D3780  Team Welcome & D9640 Team Launch Sunday 10 March 2019
Broadbeach will be hosting this important District event at the Quality Hotel, Mermaid Waters with a luncheon on Sunday 10 March.
We will be hosting the D3780 Team members at that time and Bruce's outbound team will depart a few days later so in order to ensure maximum support for this function it will replace our normal weekly meeting scheduled for Tuesday 12 March.

Where: Quality Hotel, Cnr Markeri Street & Sunshine Boulevard, Mermaid Waters
When: Sunday 10 March 2019, 11.00am for 11.30am
Cost: $15.00 includes light lunch, tea and coffee. Bar facilities will be available.
RSVP: No later than Wednesday 6 March 2019. Please register attendance/apologies via club runner as normal;
Payment:  Please make payment in advance direct to the Adminisration Account BSB 034637 Account 201534
 
 
District 9640 Conference 29-31 March 2019
 
OK, so it seems still to be a long way off but accommodation will soon become hard to get - some places are already fully booked.   
 
Why attend a District Conference?
  • Well, to start, it's fun: you meet lots of interesting people 
  • You will hear Keynote Speakers for which you normally would pay hundreds of dollars to attend
  • The dinners are always superb fellowship events. The Saturday Night dinner is always very vibrant; this year they have a top notch Jazz & Swing band.
  • You learn a couple of things about Rotary which you may not have known before
Registration for Rotarians and their partners is free of charge, however, in fairness, a fee applies to partake in the events which serve food.  Click on this link to go to the Registration Page.  
 
 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING 19 FEBRUARY 2019
 
Scribe: Ian Cowen
The evenings Sergeant was Kevin O'Brien
The toast of the evening was presented  by Honorary Member Uwe  -  Remembering Past President and Paul Harris Fellow, Keith Hawton.  
Guests for the evening included Cliff Harmsworth of Mermaid Beach Club and former member of our Club for 10 years, Greg Walters who is visiting from Thailand.
The guest speaker, Rod Preston, was accompanied by his wife Cheryl.
 
Malcolm and Tony were noted as not having been Bunyips previously—so they obliged.
Heads and Tails winner was Cec while the lucky door prize  Ticket number 30 was held by visiting Rotarian Cliff.
 
President Pauline recognised  the presence of Honorary Members—Uwe and Ian.
Pauline announced Keith Hawton`s passing and advised funeral arrangements (1.00pm Monday 25 February) would be confirmed via email.
Broadbeach Rotarians are requested to wear Club Shirts and to participate in a Guard of Honor..
 
Jim Hawkins introduced colourful guest speaker, Rod Preston, a competent speaker who enlightened us on some very interesting items.
His subject was “Mysteries  and Untold Storys of the Mail”.  A History of the early Mail distribution in the Australian colonies, -the early days of  "Coded Telegraph”- mixed with snippets of early colonisation.
Rod has had experience in the  Public arena as:            
" Executive Manager Communications, Australia Post.”
" Former trouble shooter   for members of Parliament”
“ Assisting with various bodies - Transport, Energy, Justice, Local Government, Consumer Affairs & environment.
" He lectured at University of Technology, TAFE, School of South Pacific Administration”
“ As member of the Australian Institute  of Management &  Public  Relations Institute of Australia.”
He has made presentations at Corporate  Seminars and as a guest speaker on board Cruise Ships.
 
Rod addressed us on  Captain Cook`s two voyages on the Endeavour - his explorations, after the ancient Greeks thought that there was a “Great south land” to be discovered.”
Interestingly enough, the Endeavour carried 642  gallons of Rum. This was for use as currency if the need arose and also for subduing the ship`s crew! He raised the Union Jack at Botany Bay and claimed  “New South Wales’  (being all of Australia and also New Zealand) for England. 
Competition between Cook and Joseph Banks over who led these expeditions  came down to who had grown the largest beards!  Cook won!
In mass trials, the British Courts mistakenly  transported large numbers of gypsies to the colonies - following “The Egyptian Act of Parliament” believing that Gypsies originated from Egypt (they came from India)!
Reference to an Englishman as a  " P.O.M.E."  originates from convict days and Stands for “Prisoner Of Mother England”
The first ship carrying Royal Mail to the Colony arrived in 1789. Most  recipients could not read. The mail was distributed through a small building called  “Cadman`s Cottage” - the first Australian Post Office.
There was considerable pilfering and theft which resulted in the offenders being whipped. 
A grant was made of 22 acres to Issac Nichols who built a Post Office. People paid the post man, for delivering the mail in those times.
In  1840, Australia was the first country to introduce  a pre-paid mail system, England followed with the sales of the Penny Black Stamp.
The term "Dead Letter Office" resulted when undelivered mail that found its way to a Funeral House!  
Post Offices then and now, record rain fall and weather. Maps still  use the distances between Post Offices, as the measure of distances between localities.
There was no currency available in the early colony - Rum being a negotiable.   Promissory notes were used until 10,000 pounds worth of Spanish coins arrived. These coins were doubled in number when a metal worker found a way of punching a hole in each coin - making 2 coins - the “Holy Dollar” and the "Dump".  The “Bank  of N.S.W. was established with the first branch opening in 1817.
On their return voyages from Australia, sailing ships were ballastered using  clay.  This clay was recognised by “Wedgewood”  as having special qualities. Therefore "Wedgewood China”
Since Mail was distributed in horse  drawn carriages, the distance between resting stables was 20 miles being the distance that a horse could cover and thus most towns were generally 40 or 60 miles apart. 
Afghan camels were later used, until 1928.     The Afghan Express through the desert became the “Ghan  Railway”   Running on a track width of 4`  8 1/2”     A world track standard measurement.
Deluxe  Stage Coaches were enclosed with doors and windows.   The coach was suspended on leather straps for a smoother ride.   Payment of an extra fee enabled a passenger to sit on top of the carriage in the Driver`s Box.    Hence “The Box Seat!”
A sailing boat took prisoners between Pt. Arthur in Tasmania and Macquarie Island. The ship's crew was attacked by its  prisoners in a successful mutiny. The ship went on as a pirate`s vessel  captained by Captain John Swallow—travelling and plundering, as far as New Zealand and Asia.
Samuel Morse who had invented   “Morse Code” This system became  the main communication medium for a considerable time. Telegrams were delivered from the Redfern Mail Exchange in Sydney by people riding scooters!
Girls who were able top play a musical instrument were judged as being the more competent employees to run the newly introduced manual telephone switch board system, in Sydney. The females were paid at a rate of 5/8`s   of the male wage. These girls worked in female only surroundings.
After WW11  when the Snowy Mountains Authority  commenced building the Snowy Mountains hydro scheme, 3 Post offices were constructed in that area. The work force consisted mainly of migrants from Europe.    The post offices had to cope with  language issues.
When it was deemed that Post Code Numbers should be introduced  into Australia, a maximum of 4 numbers was considered important - since people could only be expected to remember 4 numbers!
A fascinating talk.
Jim thanked  Rod for his presentation and presented our club glass in thanks for his efforts.
 
The Week in Pictures
 
   
    Sergeant Kevin                         President Pauline             Uwe led the reflection for  
                                                                                        Past  President Keith Hawton 
    
   Noel on Alzheimer Prevention  Ian reported on Russ       John update on van & scooters   
  
          Cec won the raffle                             Visiting Rotarian Chris won Heads & Tails 
  
              Jim introduces the guest speaker                     Guest speaker Rod Preston 
  
    Jim presents our club glass to Rod          Past member Greg Walters Holidaying with Bill                                                                 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS
 
When we decided to sell our house, we nailed "FOR SALE BY OWNER" signs on two trees in our front yard. Before long, the doorbell rang. "How much do you want for the trees?" a young man asked.
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A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"
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"A study found that many types of head lice have mutated and now have become resistant to over-the-counter treatments. The problem has scientists scratching their heads." 
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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said “Unfortunately, there’s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly took off her top and said, “Look at these, they’re the most perfect bre*sts God ever created and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, “OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”
Dolly was outraged and asked, “What was that all about? I showed you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
“Sorry, Dolly,” said the Angel, “but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair – no matter how big they are.”
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Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.

Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!

Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.

Q: How do locomotives hear?
A: Through the engineers.   
 
 
    QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
"The only limitations are the ones we put on ourselves"
 
Ita Buttrose
 
 
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