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President's Message
Bruce Kuhn
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Good day to all,
 
Our numbers were down a little due to President Bruce and the team visiting our sister club in Japan (and looking for new members). However, from all reports the trip is going very well and a great time is being had by all. We look forward to a full report from Bruce and the team on their return
 
What an informative presentation from our friend and Honary Member Rob Borbidge AO in relation to the forthcoming Commonwealth Games. The numbers of people who are expected to attend are amazing and being the third biggest sporting event held in the world it is certainly going to bring some very good long term benefits to our City.
 
Past District Governor Graham Jones spoke on the importance of the Malaria  Vaccine Project in which our club is a project partner represented by PP Neil Jones.
If successful the number of lives it will save each year is staggering. Let us hope and pray for a successful outcome.
 
On the local front Kevin O’Brien is once again working hard on the Young Achievers in Occupational Excellence Awards  and it would appear that the quality of nominations will be of a very high standard again this year. Once again it will be a great event. Our thanks to Kevin and everyone involved in these Awards
 
Thank you to those present agreeing to support the Rotary District Local Flood Relief Program to the value of $5,000.00. I am sure the Board will be pleased to endorse this donation.
 
Our thanks also to Neil Jones acting as Sergeant, photographer and Treasurer.
 
Next week’s presentation form Vern Lawson on the topic of preserving the past for the future promises to be very interesting.
 
We look forward to seeing you there.
 
Have a good week.
 
Ray
 
Links
Sausage Sizzle Roster
Car Boot Sale - Roster
Book Shop Staff Roster
Rotary International
D9640 Website
Miami Combined Probus Club
 
DUTY ROSTER
 
11 April       Door:        Pauline Armstrong & Alain Charles
                  Sergeant:  Harold Busch
                  Toast:        Rob Domican
 
18 April       Door:        Les Bulluss & Ray Milton
                  Sergeant:  David O'Dwyer
                  Toast:        Peter Gowans
 
25 April       No Meeting ANZAC Day
 
 
ROSTER TO CONTRIBUTE PERSONAL PROFILE
(Bulletin issue date shown - submit by Friday beforehand
 
16 April        Alex Jorden
23 April        John Monks
07 May         Grahame Werrell
 
MEETING SCRIBE ROSTER
(prepare text for inclusion in bulletin section "From Last Week's Meeting" and submit by Friday following meeting)
 
11 April         Alain Charles
18 April         John Curr
02 May          Neil Baldwin
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 4 APRIL 2017
18 Broadbeach Members
  3
Honorary Members (Ian Cowen & Rob Borbidge & Uwe Seifert)
  1 Visiting Rotarian PDG Graham Jones, Southport)                                                                                                            
 
Guest Speaker 
22 Total Attendance
 
FINANCE REPORT - PETER DIMOND
Meeting   04 April 2017  
Fines $44.60 Bunnings Sausage Sizzle Friday 31/3 $ cancelled 
Copper Pot $13.75  
    TRF - Centurion Contribution                   $  
    Carrara Markets Book Stall 01/02 April $456.20 
       Car Boot Sale 02 April $371.00     
TOTAL $58.35  TOTAL $827.20
 
 
SECRETARY/ALMONER REPORT - BOB JORDAN
 
1. Following very strong support from members present on Tuesday night the board, by email, approved the donating of $5,000 to the DG’s flood relief fund.
 
2. I understand as of Wednesday night John Harding is not well at all.  I will try and establish more by the meeting date to hopefully update members.
 
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Treasurer
 
Secretary
 
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Director - Service
 
Director - Membership
 
Director - Rotary Foundation
 
Director - Youth Services
 
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Upcoming Events
Bern Lawson - 'Preserving the past for the future'
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Apr 11, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Erica Morgante from "Home Instead Senior Care"
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Apr 18, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
April 25th - Anzac Day - NO MEETING THIS WEEK
Apr 25, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Young Achievers Awards - 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
May 23, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
2017 Rotary International Conference - USA
Jun 10, 2017 – Jun 14, 2017
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Frank Adorjan
April 1
 
Robert Jordan
April 18
 
Spouse Birthdays
Gayle
April 7
 
Anniversaries
Grahame Werrell
Liz
April 4
 
Jim Hawkins
Pam
April 16
 
Uwe Seifert
Gayle
April 17
 
Cec McPaul
Margaret
April 18
 
Les Bulluss
Cindy Bulluss
April 23
 
Join Date
Ray Milton
April 2, 2002
15 years
 
Andrew McTaggart
April 5, 2016
1 year
 
Les Bulluss
April 5, 2016
1 year
 
Robert Jordan
April 5, 1989
28 years
 
Uwe Seifert
April 28, 1987
30 years
 
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MEMBER PROFILE
 
 
 
 
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
This week we are devoting this space to provide a brief report and several photos from our tour group in Japan for our sister club Kasaoka's 60 th anniversary celebrations..
 
President Bruce has written:
Dear members, 
On behalf of the travelling delegation, We all look forward to sharing stories of our travels but in particular the hospitality, friendship and generosity that was shown to us on our Kasaoka visit.  There is far too much for a short message, so we will leave it to a presentation when all can get together and tell part of the story.  We have a very hard act to follow!!, and we are already working out how we can return the favour in November!  Some of the travellers will be back for next weeks meeting and will share some of the experience and I'll return the following week, leaving it in Ray's capable hands until then.
Me
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Upcoming Rotary Events 
 
DISTRICT 9640 CONFERENCE 5/6/7/8 MAY 2017
Don,t miss the opportunity to attend DG Michael's conference to be held at Ballina over the weekend 5-8 May 2017.
Registration is now live on the District website or www.rotary9640conference.org.au
Don't miss this opportunity to join fellow Rotarians in a weekend of fellowship and learning - register today and importantly, book your accommodation now.
 
 
The Rotary Foundation Weekly 
 
 

This year we are celebrating 100 years of our Rotary Foundation doing good in the world.
 
WHY IS THERE A NEW ROTARY GRANTS MODEL?
In anticipation of The Rotary Foundation’s 100-year anniversary in 2017, the Trustees set out to develop a plan to move the Foundation towards its second century of service.
The Foundation has made only slight modifications to its programs since its inception and the Trustees sought input from a wide variety of stakeholders through interviews, surveys, focus groups
and input sessions in developing that Plan (known previously as Future Vision). The plan updates the Foundation’s mission and creates a more effective and efficient way to help Rotarians develop
diverse projects with greater impact and sustainable outcomes.
THE ROTARY FOUNDATION’S NEW GRANT MODEL EMPOWERs ROTARIANS TO CONTINUE ADVANCING WORLD UNDERSTANDING, GOODWILL, AND PEACE THROUGH THE IMPROVEMENT OF HEALTH, THE SUPPORT OF EDUCATION, AND THE ALLEVIATION OF POVERTY!
 
 
FROM LAST WEEK'S MEETING - 04 APRIL 2017 
 
Acting Sergeant Neil Jones opened the meeting.
David O'Dwyer proposed the toast to our visitors, Rob Borbidge "the best ever Premier of Queensland" and Graham Jones, "the best ever District Governor of District 9640". 
Vice President Ray, standing in for President Bruce welcomed all in attendance and particularly Rob & Graham. Ray reported that he had received an email from Bruce indicating all was going well with the touring group in Japan and that they had been absolutely overwhelmed by the hospitality of our Kasaoka Sister Club.
Ray also mentioned he had been in touch with Keith Hawton who was much improved and at home and John Harding who is in hospital and not faring quite so well.
 
Kevin O'Brien provided an update on the upcoming Young Achievers awards andextended special thanks to Harold Busch who has facilitated eight nominations ensuring the success of the project.
 
Past District Governor Graham Jones gave a brief report on the progress of the Malaria Vaccine Project extending thanks to our club for our partnering role in the project with Southport Club and for our significant contribution. Graham added that the project fund raising is nearing $100k on the way to the target of $500k.
 
Sergeant Neil raised the request from District Governor Michael Irving for contributions to the District Disaster Fund to support flood relief efforts within District 9640. After some discussion the members unanimously recommended that the Board consider an immediate donation of $5,000. This was subsequently approved by the Board by email round robin and the contribution made to District.
DG Michael has since written to the club as follows:
 
"Dear Neil
Please thank Broadbeach Rotary for this generous donation. 
Please reassure your fellow Rotarians that all donated funds will be used for flood relief in our District. 
Kind regards
Michael"
 
Jim Hawkins introduced Honorary Member and Guest Speaker The Honourable Robert Borbidge AO.
Rob was the 35th Premier of Queensland and served in State Parliament as member for Surfers Paradise for just over 20 years.
Since resigning from the Queensland Parliament in 2001 Rob has served on a number of private and publicly listed company boards and is currently Chairman of Cedar Creek Cellars, Chair of the Board of Advice for the Institute of Glycomics at Griffith University and Chairman of Life Flight Australia, among others.
Rob was appointed an Officer of the Order of Australia in 2006 and was also awarded an Honorary Doctorate from Griffith University.
Tonight he is speaking to us in his capacity as Chair of the Legacy Committee for the Gold Coast 2018 Commonwealth Games.
 
Rob commenced by adding his thanks and congratulations to the Club for our contribution to the Malaria Vaccine Project and added that he is confident that this project will ultimately be of world wide significance. 
 
Rob then provided a very comprehensive overview of the Gold Coast Commonwealth Games including details of competition, venues, games village, associated infrastructure projects, volunteers, economic aspects and the Queen's batton relay,  With regard to the latter Rob mentioned that it was very exciting to be in London recently for the start of the relay from Buckingham Palace and to see the Gold Coast so highly promoted on the world stage.
 
Rob then turned his attention to the benefits flowing to the City from hosting the games and highlighted such aspects as the obvious economic benefit, the world wide exposure from hosting the third largest sporting event in the world and the biggest in 2018, the new and upgraded sporting facilities, the games village which will become part of the Health & Knowledge precinct, and of course, the enhanced infrastructure in terms of roads, public transport, etc.
 
Rob fielded numerous questions not restricted to the Commonwealth Games and a vote of thanks was endorsed by acclamation from all present.
 
THE MEETING IN PICTURES
   
   Toast proposed by David      Vice President Ray in charge  Kevin on Young Achievers
    
   PDG Graham Jones             Lucky John Monks takes out the daily double
            
   Guest Speaker Rob Borbidge  Speaker Host Jim & Ray extending thanks to Rob
 

WEEKLY LAUGHS 
 
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day: jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.
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Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is.
"Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."
"What kind of question?" asked Tom.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if she was old, fat and ugly."
"That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah," said Eric, "That's what I did, except I said, 'Of course I DO....'"
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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Two Scotsmen, brothers, Finlay and Jim Calder, were sitting in the pub discussing Jim's big wedding day.
"Aye, it's going to be grand," said Jim. "I've got everything organized already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night."
Finlay smiled and nodded, approvingly.
"Heavens, I've even got a new kilt to be married in," continued Jim with a look of satisfaction.
"A kilt, that's grand! You'll look smart in that," exclaimed Finlay, "and what's the tartan?"
"Och," uttered Jim, "I imagine she'll be in white."
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
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Q: What does the gorilla call his girlfriend?
A: His prime mate.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player?
A: A pinch hitter.

Q: Where do American cows come from?
A: Moo York.
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