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President's Message
Bruce Kuhn
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Dear members,
 
Another great social night based around fellowship and light on formalities.  This format seems very popular and its also an opportunity to have a look in the work shed where the Club achieves so much from.  My thanks go out to the clean-up crew who had it spic and span for the evening and for Kevin for making the arrangements.
 
We seem to be in the transition phase as a Club, moving towards a new Rotary year, but its great that the work continues and new opportunities are being explored with a BBQ planned for the new 'residential' Bunnings at the QCentre, thanks for all involved.  As a generous Club we have been fairly committed to funding projects this year, but  in the wrap up of my year, if anyone has any interesting projects they consider worthy of support, please let me know.
 
Our guest speaker from the Traffic Management Centre this week will no doubt leave some room for questions around the coordination of traffic lights, why does all that congestion occur and how is it managed....  See you there.
 
Bruce
Links
Sausage Sizzle Roster
Car Boot Sale - Roster
Book Shop Staff Roster
Rotary International
D9640 Website
Miami Combined Probus Club
 
 
DUTY ROSTER
 
06 June        Door:         Neil B & Neil J
                   Sergeant:   Russell Hutchison
                   Toast:         Bob Jordan
 
13 June        Door:         Ian Cowen & Alex Jorden
                   Sergeant:   Russell Hutchison
                   Toast:         Noel Hodges
 
20 June        Door:         Alain Charles & Rob Domican
                   Sergeant:   Kevin O'Brien
                   Toast:         Les Bulluss
 
29 June        Changeover Dinner
 
 
ROSTER TO CONTRIBUTE PERSONAL PROFILE
(Bulletin issue date shown - submit by Friday beforehand
 
11 June        David O'Dwyer
18 June        Nancy Smith
 
MEETING SCRIBE ROSTER
(prepare text for inclusion in bulletin section "From Last Week's Meeting" and submit by Friday following meeting)
 
06 June         Neil Jones
13 June         Noel Hodges
20 June         Ian Cowen
29 June         Neil Jones
 
 
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 30 MAY 2017
18 Broadbeach Members
 1
Honorary Member (Uwe Seifert)
 3 Member's Guest (Pam Hawkins, June Milton & Roslyn Tomlinson)                                                                                                        
 
 
Visiting Rotarian 
 Guest Speaker
22 Total Attendance
 
 
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - PETER DIMOND
Meeting   30 May 2017  
Fines Bunnings Sausage Sizzle Friday 26 May $   706.60  
Copper Pot                                  
    Carrara Markets Book Stall 27/28 May                $   412.80
Centurion      
       Car Boot Sale   
TOTAL $          TOTAL $1,119.40
 
 
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SECRETARY/ALMONER REPORT - BOB JORDAN
 
 Nothing to report this week.
 
 
 
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Upcoming Events
Vincent Cooke - Gold Coast Traffic Management
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Jun 06, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
2017 Rotary International Conference - USA
Jun 10, 2017 – Jun 14, 2017
 
Club meeting at Crowne
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Jun 13, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Ben Leedon -Senior Client Advisor - Ord Minette
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Jun 20, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
2016 Changeover
Crown Plaza Hotel
Jun 29, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Visit from our District Governor - Darrell Brown
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Jul 18, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Peter Tomlinson
June 2
 
Tony Lewis
June 17
 
Robert Domican
June 19
 
Pauline Armstrong
June 30
 
Spouse Birthdays
Louise Kuhn
June 10
 
Christine Jones
June 17
 
Anniversaries
Tony Lewis
Kathy Lewis
June 22
 
Join Date
Nasser Kaviani
June 5, 2012
5 years
 
Nayer Kaviani
June 5, 2012
5 years
 
Bill Waller
June 17, 2002
15 years
 
Nancy Smith
June 21, 2016
1 year
 
Frank Adorjan
June 26, 1983
34 years
 
Noel Hodges
June 26, 1989
28 years
 
Alain Charles
June 27, 2004
13 years
 
Graham Sivyer
June 28, 2009
8 years
 
Malcolm Daviess
June 28, 2009
8 years
 
 
 
MEMBER PROFILE
 
BRUCE KUHN
 
 
I was born and bred in Dad and Dave Country at a little place called Nobby, half way between Toowoomba and Warwick, being fortunate to grow up on the farm.
At 15, I agreed with my teachers that there wasn’t much point in being at school and found my first job as a delivery driver and later an appliance salesman at Chandlers in Toowoomba until I could get into the police.  This was finally achieved when I was almost 20 and after the initial training and 18 months in Brisbane, I eventually managed to get a posting north and arrived in Cairns.  Having a roster clerk with a sense of humour, it was only a couple of weeks before I was ‘sent’ to Aurukun a few hundred miles north and on the west coast of Cape York, where I was greeted as ‘Arra’ upon stepping off the plane.
Remote policing was a little different in 1987, no telephones, no tv, no air conditioning and only a HF radio to contact the outside world, only trouble is, the radio room would only turn the squelchy radio up if they had to contact us!!  The community was originally established by missionaries and worked fairly well, until 1986, when MP Russ Hinze offered the town a beer canteen if Comalco could mine the bauxite.  The rest is history.  On a pension night, the two hour beer canteen period would see about eighteen 18 gallon kegs consumed.  Policing was about keeping the peace, and we had our hands full most nights with incidents if occurring now would require a riot squad being sent in, but we managed.  At least the barramundi and mud crabs made up for the hardship.  I had some eye opening moments during this period, but that’s another story.
1988.  After a 15 month long distance relationship, me in the Far North and Louise in Brisbane, we married and Louise moved to Cairns, however, only three months later, we packed up our worldly possessions of almost nothing (but had to include Louise’s piano) into an old DC3 and we were off to Lockhart River, about another 600 miles further north, where we were to spend the next four years.  Nowhere near as violent as Aurukun, but huge numbers of crayfish, mudcrabs and coral trout in pristine clear blue water.  Fortunately for Louise, phone lines and TV (ABC) had just been connected to make it a little more comfortable.  As the ‘bomber base’ for the battle of the Coral Sea, the war memorabilia was everywhere.  It was also by contrast to the rest of Cape York, large mountains and rainforests, but still a 12 hour drive to Cairns, thankfully the barge delivered the groceries every two weeks.  Four years of amazing experiences, we still look back with fond memories of so many experiences, but that’s another story.
We were lucky to transfer to Canungra in a freezing cold July 1992.  Well, freezing after four years on Cape York, we had to buy blankets for a start!  The first two girls were now in the family and we were fairly close to extended family and work was fairly cruisy in the hinterland.
In 1997, we agreed to another remote move and off we went again, this time on promotion to Sergeant as the first officer to be based at Horn Island in the Torres Straits, the ‘fighter’ base for the battle of the Coral Sea.  We arrived to find a new house and shown the block of arid land which ‘apparently’ would be a police station one day, which arrived five months later.  I distinctly recall on the first night with four of us crammed into a tiny motel room on the island, Louise and I looking at each other, ‘what have we done now….’.  But, life was Louise taking the girls to school at Thursday Island on the ferry, and me flying around the Torres Strait Islands, some of which were only two kilometres from PNG.  I also had the opportunity to attend PNG with Customs and AFP for a cross border meeting which was a cultural eye opener to our nearest international neighbour.  I also managed to get a side job as a Customs Coastwatch observer, where we would fly along the International lines including PNG at 500 feet looking for Foreign Fishing vessels and illegal vessels.  We actually had boatloads of Chinese arrive on two occasions in my first year, all of whom were transported out of Horn Island.  Again there were so many adventures, especially the crayfish, the girls pet sea turtles and life in the Torres Straits for four years, but…..that’s another story.
 
Early 2000 I transferred back to Cairns and only shortly later, asked to take on the City Beat job, looking after the nightclubs, tourists and itinerants of the City, which included setting up the Beat office beside the lagoon.  I also completed some project work and we all enjoyed living in the tropics.  In 2005, I was promoted to Senior Sergeant of Edmonton Station on the south side of Cairns, which meant we didn’t need to move house and the girls didn’t have to change schools.
 
In 2007 I was fortunate to be successful in an AFP secondment to RAMSI, Regional Assistance Mission Solomon Islands, as an advisor to the Solomon Island Police Force (SIPF).  After seven weeks training in Canberra, three nights home, off to Honiara.  As it happened, those three nights home were the only ones in eight months.  In week two of the deployment, the earthquake and tsunami occurred.  I was sent to the SIPF command, basically a small room with a HF radio, pads and pencils, as the liaison/advisor to the RAMSI command for the next ten days where the main response was managed, or more precisely not, simply due to lack of capacity. 
Soon after I was given the AFP Coordinator role of Honiara and when the New Zealand Inspector left I was given his role as Coordinator Provincial as well, which meant my portfolio was to manage 100 advisors from 15 countries across the 18 police posts of the Solomon Islands, management of the three helicopters and plane to service the RAMSI mission, advisor to the RSIP Chief Superintendent Honiara, and Forward Commander at all major incidents, including the Prime Minister Vote of No Confidence which the year before led to the riots where Chinatown was destroyed.  Fortunately, we managed to quell it from happening again whereby DFAT claimed that we allowed democracy to occur that day!  Again so many adventures in the most beautiful country above and below the water, the war history of Henderson and Guadalcanal, golf, scuba diving on war wrecks and so much more, but that’s another story….. 
 
In 2008 I completed my deployment and returned to look after the nine police stations of Cape York and the Torres Strait, one of which was Thursday Island with Les Bulluss in charge.  The nearest police station to visit from the Cairns office was an eight hour drive away and a station visit trip would take up to ten days and 3000 km’s travel.  Civil unrest in the communities or urgent jobs would involve an hour’s notice to jump on a plane with a quick text message home to say I won’t be home for a couple of days.  A very different lifestyle to now, but……
 
In 2011, I fooled them all and I was promoted from the far north to Broadbeach as Inspector.  In the restructure I moved to Support Services and since beginning of 2016 I have been in charge of the Major Events Group and Strategic Planning. 
One of my first official community involvements after arriving on the Gold Coast was being told to meet with two blokes named Ray Milton and Jim Hawkins and run the Police Officer of the Year, and here I am. 
 
Married to Louise, father to Tamikah (25), Chantelle (24) and Amelia (15), grandfather to Temperance (5). 
Hobbies in warmer climes were spearfishing and fishing, underwater hockey for a while and most anything active, currently balancing between paternal, matrimonial and professional duties with an enjoyable year as President almost complete, the highlight of Rotary thus far are the people I have met.  Still plenty of room for more stories….
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
JUNE IS ROTARY FELLOWSHIP MONTH
 
Most Rotarians are successful professional and business executives because they hear opportunities knock and take advantage of them. Once a week the opportunity for Rotary fellowship occurs at each club meeting, but not all members hear it knocking. The weekly club meeting is a special privilege of Rotary membership. It provides the occasion to visit with fellow members, to meet visitors you have not known before, and to share your personal friendship with other members. Rotary clubs, which have a reputation of being “friendly clubs” usually, follow a few simple steps: First, members are encouraged to sit in a different seat or at a different table each week. Second, Rotarians are urged to sit with a member they may not know as well as their long-time personal friends. Third, members invite new members or visitors to join their table just by saying: "Come join us, we have an empty chair at this table." Fourth, members share the conversation around the table rather than merely eating in silence or talking privately to the person next to them. Fifth, Rotarians make a special point of trying to get better acquainted with all members of the club by seeking out those they may not know well. When we follow these five easy steps, an entirely new opportunity for fellowship knocks each week. Warm and personal friendship is the cornerstone of every great Rotary club.
 
 
Upcoming Rotary Events 
 
Give Me 5 for Kids Gala Ball - Saturday 10 June 2017
It’s going to be a fabulous night!!!
The Rotary Club of Gold Coast together with local radio station 92.5Gold FM are hosting a Gala Ball at the Gold Coast Convention and Exhibition Centre at Broadbeach on Saturday June 10. It will be a night to raise money for the children’s wards of the Gold Coast University Hospital and The Tweed Hospital, Griffith University Malaria Research and ROMAC (Rotary Oceania Medical Aid for Children).
Apple Marketing, Clear IT Solutions, Master Sweets and The Advanced Group are the major sponsors along with so many others who have very generously provided a huge array of items including vouchers, gift certificates, restaurant dinners to wine deals. There is something for everyone. With over 100 silent auction items and several live auction pieces bidding will be fast and furious. Bidding will be via an app designed specifically for the night so we know we are going to see some serious auction action! Being able to watch bids in real time means no-one will take their eyes off items for a minute!
Gotta love dressing up, having fun raising money and dancing to fabulous hip swinging music provided by Groove Doctor. 
More details: www.tinyurl.com/Giveme5forkidsball or contact: Chawki Gazal on 0410 002 403
 
District Changeover Dinner - Sunday 25 June 2017
Incoming District Governor Darrell Brown will accept the collar from outgoing District Governor Michael Irving.  
The event will be held at a luncheon at Kingscliff Beach Bowls Club.    
To register, click on the following safe link: 
HTTPS://WWW.TRYBOOKING.COM/PUVY
 
Annual Changeover Dinner - Thursday 29 June 2017.
Please note the change from our normal Tuesday meeting and ensure you mark your diary accordingly.
Full details not yet finalised but please keep the date free and alert partners and friends. 
Lets celebrate the success of 2016/2017 as Bruce passes the baton on to Alain for 2017/2018
 
 
 
The Rotary Foundation Weekly 
 
 

This year we are celebrating 100 years of our Rotary Foundation doing good in the world.
 
A quote from more than 20 years ago which is just as meaningful today.

“Every dollar committed means that somewhere, someone will enjoy better health, or economic or educational opportunities that otherwise would not exist. Every dollar committed means that someone, somewhere, will live a better life. They will be able to read and write; or be able to draw clean water from a newly dug well, or have their disabilities lessened so they can earn a living and become self-sufficient. They can see their children immunized against life-threatening or crippling diseases.”

- Rajendra K. Saboo, speech to 1996 Asia Regional Conference, Bangkok, Thailand

                      
Your contribution to The Rotary Foundation will help ensure "Our Charity" continues to Do Good in the World
 
                           
FROM LAST WEEK'S MEETING - 30 MAY 2017 
Scribe Tony Lewis
 
Sergeant Kevin opened the meeting and introduced President Bruce who welcomed members and partners present, and invited Peter Dimond to propose the toast for the evening.
Peter reflecting on the tragic event this week of the passing of Senior Constable Brett Forte, proposed a toast to this brave member of the Queensland Police Service
Malcolm advised that he had been approached by Bunnings to conduct a Sausage Sizzle at the opening of their new store at the Q Centre Mermaid Waters on Sunday 2nd July 2017.
He had a good response when asking for volunteers for that day. He also advised that we have been given a Saturday to conduct another sizzle on 29th July.
Malcolm has done the sizzle roster up until 30th June and if now working on updating the roster from July onwards.
The raffle winner was Bob Jordan and Heads and Tails was won by Uwe Seifert
 A great night was had by all.
 
The meeting in Photos
 
Sergeant Kevin                                  President Bruce welcoming members
                                                        and partners
 
                            Members and Partners enjoying the night
 
    
 
   
 
    
   
 
  
 
  
 
    
    Barman Bill doing a great job
 
       
                                            Enjoying Dinner
 
  
 
 
 
  
Malcolm talking about Bunnings           Raffle winner Bob and Heads and Tails
Sausage sizzles                                   winner Uwe
 
 

WEEKLY LAUGHS 

“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I am off to find a bar with a mirror.”

NOVINOPHOBIA… The fear of running out of wine.

I read that, by law, you are supposed to turn your headlights on when it is raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
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As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale.
"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something." she suggested.
"I don't have a girlfriend," I answered.
"No girlfriend? Why not?"
"My wife won't let me."
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Conflicting Proverbs

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Clothes make the man.
Don't judge a book by its cover.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.
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A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town. He entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall to an office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer.
After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the Personnel Officer told the young man, "We need individuals who are totally responsible."
The young man grinned and responded: "Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I've worked, when something went wrong, I was always responsible!"
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Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware.
As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked if we had anything of value to report.
"Not really," Maureen replied, digging in her bag for the bean crock she had purchased. Everyone around us froze as she continued, "I only bought a little pot."
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Q: Why couldn't the pirate get to Davy Jones' Locker?
A: He didn't know Davy Jones' combination...

Q: What does the tooth fairy give for half a tooth?
A: Nothing. She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

Q: What did the dolphin say when he bumped into the whale?
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player?
A: A pinch hitter.

Q: What happens to a refrigerator when you pull its plug?
A: It loses its cool.

Q: What did King Tut say when he was scared?
A: I want my mummy!
 
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