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Fellow Rotarians & Friends of Rotary,
 
A good attendance with the combined BBRC and Inner Wheel to hear Federal MP Angie Bell talk about her experience in Rotary.
Angie was an exchange student to Denmark towards the end of her high school studies and is now an honorary member of the Passport RC.
This weekend there will be a working bee at the Men’s shed Arundel to label and store the orthopaedic equipment donated by Prof Don Pitchford.
Look forward to fellowship with you next Tuesday at the Hub.
 
Board Meeting 19/11/2019
Presidents Report.

I was only able to offer a ‘verbal report’ on the 15th October as I had just returned from our Clubs assessment at Mauna Hospital on Pentecost Island Vanuatu.
In summary:
The Rotary International project at Mauna hospital is ‘on track’.
We [Dr Denis O’Brien, Mario Fairlie and Dr Shweta Jacob had flown from Brisbane to Port Vila, liaised with the Rotary Club of Port Vila and the Australian High Commission [M/s Jenny Da Rin] and then flew onto Lonores airport on Pentecost.
Here we were met by a delegation of islanders and Dr Richard Leona and travelled by four wheel drive vehicle to visit 6 health centres on our way to Mauna hospital in the north of Pentecost.
At Mauna hospital we were met by local dignitaries and escorted around the hospital.
Facilities are very basic.
Through local fund raising over the last 3 years in Port Vila, Dr Leona had built an operating theatre in the hospital.
He is seeking assistance to add and house an XR and pathology facility [needed to check red cell counts, blood and urinary infections and to cross match blood for transfusions] attached to the hospital.
Towards the end of our stay we were invited to attend a gathering of elders and chiefs as well as the paramount chief of Pentecost.
At this gathering we were advised that the community were in need of the facility and we were thanked on behalf of the people by the Paramount Chief.
Des La Rance is ready to proceed with the ‘flat pack’ building for Mauna hospital as soon as funds are available. He advises that the time to build the flat pack would be about 6 weeks.
I have also liaised with the Director of Orthopaedic surgery at the Gold Coast University Hospital who has donated orthopaedic appliances in good condition that are to be discarded by the hospital following a single use.
Last Sunday [17th October] a number of Rotarians including John Curr, Nigel Hyland and Nasser Kaviani from our club, Brian from the Men’s shed and Mario Fairlie and Franz Huber from Surfers Sunrise club] moved these appliances to the Mens Shed Arundel.
Prof Don Pitchford, Director of Orthopaedics at the GC University Hospital met us at the Hospital and assisted in the removal of the devices.
The plan is to ship these appliances to Mauna hospital along with the flat pack building.
On Friday our club provided a BBQ farewell to the visiting Rotarians from America.
Thanks to all the host families particularly Noel and Kay Hodges, and to Bill Rex for arranging the food and for liaising with the other hosting clubs and to Pat and John Curr for assisting.
Thanks to everyone who stayed back and cleaned the Hub

Yours in Rotary Service

Graham 
 
FINANCE REPORT - NOEL HODGES
 
Meeting           19 November 2019  
Fines
$33:00   
 
Bunnings Sausage Sizzle  15/11/19   
$775.60
Copper Pot $15.75 Car boot sale  17/11/19 $630:00 
Raffle $34:00    
TOTAL $83.75                                     TOTAL $ 1,405.60 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Les Bulluss,
Rotary International - District 9640 Ltd
Minutes of Company Annual General Meeting   Held at Ocean Shores Country Club - Sunday 17th November 2019
Chairman Harry Bolton opened the meeting at 10.40 am and welcomed those present
Company Secretary PDG Brian Wheatley confirmed a quorum of 28 Clubs present
Accredited Delegates and Proxies:
Delegates Present: Norm Coventry (Ashmore), Sue Randel (Ballina on Richmond 2), Ian Robertson (Banora Tweed), AG Neil Baldwin (Broadbeach 2), DGE Andy Rajapakse (Burleigh Heads 2), John Oomen (Casino), AG Lisa Hunt (Coomera River) AG Lew Verney (Goondiwindi 2), Richard Crandon (Goonellabah), AG Amanda Ryder (Grafton Midday), PDG Sandra Doumany (Hope Island 2), Peter Anderson-Barr (Jimboomba 2) Zell Bennett (Lismore), AG Jeff Egan (Mt Warning AM), Don Dezentje (Murwillumbah), Denis Hallworth (Murwillumbah Central), PDG Michael Irving (Southport), DFC Doug Lipp (Surfers Sunrise), DG Harry Bolton (Tenterfield 2)
 
Proxies Held: By: Chairman DG Harry Bolton (E Club Next Gen, Iluka-Woombah, Maclean, Mullumbimby, Warwick Sunrise, Yamba), By: Sue Randel (Byron Bay), By: AG Ian Robertson (Currumbin Coolangatta Tweed), By: AG Neil Baldwin (Broadwater Southport, Nerang, Surfers Paradise) By: PDG Brian Wheatley (Coomera Valley), By: AG Lis Hunt (Gold Coast 2, Griffith Gold Coast), By: AG Amanda Ryder (Grafton), By: AG David Bisiker (Mudgeeraba, Parkwood)  
Appointment of the Auditor Chairman Harry proposed that the Auditor known as Allen and Wolfe Auditors Pty. Ltd of Southport be appointed as Rotary District 9640 auditors Chairman Harry moved this be accepted, seconded by Sue Randel (Ballina on Richmond) - Carried
Fixing of the auditor's remuneration Chairman Harry proposed that the sum of $4,000 (Four Thousand dollars) be accepted with the view to negotiation in the future   Chairman Harry moved that this sum be accepted, seconded by DFC Doug Lipp (Surfers Sunrise) - Carried
Confirmation of Directors: Confirmation of the election of the NSW Director – Zell Bennett (President of Lismore)  Confirmation of the election of the QLD Director - Ian Robertson (President of Currumbin Coolangatta Tweed) Chairman Harry moved that both appointments be accepted, seconded by Don Dezentje (Murwillumbah) – Carried
Audited financial reports for 2018-2019 Chairman Harry note that the audited accounts were not yet finalised, that their progress was such that they would be available for submission to ASIC within the required time and that once 
Rotary International - District 9640 Ltd
Minutes of Company Annual General Meeting   Held at Ocean Shores Country Club - Sunday 17th November 2019
finalised would be sent to each Club for perusal. Final ratification of the accounts would be as per usual at the business session of the 2020 District conference in Tenterfield
Report by District Governor of 2018 -2019, Terry Brown IPDG Terry Brown presented a précis of his report, as this had previously been distributed to all clubs on 12th August 2019 IPDG Terry moved that his report be accepted, seconded by AG Gae Ferris (Lismore) – Carried
There being no further business, Chairman Terry closed the meeting at 10.47 am
Next Annual General Meeting Sunday 15th November 2020 – Twin Town Services Club
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 19th NOV 2019
 
23 Broadbeach Members
  1 Member's Guest (Pam Hawkins)
26
Visiting  Members & Guests from Broadbeach Inner Wheel Club                                                            
  1 Guest speaker (Hon Angie Bell MP)
51 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER 
 
26th November
Door:         Bob Jordan, Malcom Daviess
Sergeant:  Uwe Seifert
Toast:        Peter Tomlinson
Scribe:       Bill Rex
Anecdote:  Noel Hodges
 
3rd  December
Door:         Denis O'Brien, David O'Dwyer 
Sergeant:  Uwe Seifert
Toast:        Bill Rex
Scribe:       Andrew McTaggart
Anecdote:  Ray Milton
 
10th  December
Door:         Denis O'Brien, David O'Dwyer 
Sergeant:  Uwe Seifert
Toast:        Harold Busch
Scribe:       Peter Dimond
Anecdote:  Alex Jordan

 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS.
 
Sausage Sizzle - Friday 29th  Nov 2019
5th Friday - no sizzle 
 
Sausage Sizzle - Sat 30th  Nov 2019
08.00am   Mal D, Robyn B, Peter D, John C.
11.00am   Neil Jones, Brian P,  Ros, Bill W.
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 1st December
5.00am Neil Jones, Nigel Hyland, Denis O'Brien, Uwe Seifert
7.00am Alain Charles, Malcolm Daviess
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 15th  December
5.00am Less Bulluss, Ray Milton, Graham Sivyer, Noel Phingsthorne.
7.00am Kevin O'Brien. Jim Hawkins.
 
 
Executives & Directors
President
 
Immediate Past President
 
President Elect
 
Vice President
 
Secretary
 
Treasurer
 
Executive Secretary
 
Director - Admin
 
Director - Service
 
Director - Membership and Public Relations
 
Director - Rotary Foundation
 
Director - Youth Services
 
Upcoming Events
Club Meeting at "The Hub"
Broadbeach Rotary Hub
Nov 26, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Prof Bela Stantic - Griffith University and AGM
Quality Hotel
Dec 03, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Steven Kennedy - Ashmore Scout Group
Quality Hotel
Dec 10, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Annual Christmas Party
tba
Dec 17, 2019
6:30 PM – 8:30 PM
 
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Birthdays & Anniversaries
Spouse Birthdays
Margaret
November 10
 
June
November 15
 
Anniversaries
Raymond Milton
June
November 15
 
John Curr
Pat Curr
November 16
 
Join Date
Harold Busch
November 1, 2003
16 years
 
Paul Taylor
November 20, 2012
7 years
 
ClubRunner Mobile
 
MEMBER ANECDOTE
 
Nil this week
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
          Christmas cakes please,
To support the Rotary Foundation to do good in the World.
 
For each cake and steamed pudding we order at the price of $16.50, our Club gets $2.20 and the Foundation gets $2.00.  For each Baked pudding at $7.00 each, our Club gets $1.10 and the Foundation gets $1.00.
 
So everyone is a winner.  Orders are via return email to me, (BRUCE KUHN brukuh@gmail.com)  or for the next two meetings, I will be passing the list around.  I'll close off orders 4 December.
 
 
Dates for Your Diary.
Tuesday 3rd  December 2019, Club AGM 
 Notice is hereby given that the Annual General Meeting of the Rotary Club of Broadbeach Incorporated will be held at the The Quality Inn, Markeri St &, Sunshine Blvd, Mermaid Waters QLD 4218 after 6.30pm, Tuesday 3 December 2019.
The Copy of Financial Statement period ending 30 June 2019 is too large to email via ClubRunner.  The Financial Statement is available for viewing/download on ClubRunner under View Club Documents, AGM Minutes, 2018-2019 Audit.  There will be hard copies available on the night.  Anyone who'd like a copy earlier please contact Sec Les.
 
Tuesday 17 December - Club Christmas Function
Restaurant = SANDRINO - Kitchen & Bar, Naranga Ave, Florida Gardens, (off Manaco St.)
 
6 for 6:30, Two course meal, $40:00 per head, Roast Turkey and Vegies, Christmas pudding, Ice cream and trimmings.
RSVP Robyn 0408 306 656
 
Friday 27 to Sunday 28 March 2020 - District Conference
The 2020 District 9640 Conference will be held in Tenterfield and registration will open soon.
Now is the time to plan your attendance and to book accommodation.
 
Friday 10 April 2020 to Sunday 12 April 2020 - Visit to Tauranga (NZ) Sister Club
At Easter 2020 our Sister Club Tauranga will celebrate its 75th anniversary and is inviting members of Sister Clubs Broadbeach & Kasaoka to join them for this special occasion.
A program of events is being arranged and more details will be advised. Home hosting will be available for Broadbeach members & partners but if you prefer to arrange hotel accommodation this should be done as soon as possible as Easter is a very busy time in Tauranga.
We will look at organising some additional touring either side of the Tauranga visit - possibly self drive people movers/small bus depending upon numbers.  If you are interested in joining in the visit to Tauranga please let Neil Jones know.  A meeting of interested members will be convened in November.
 
Medical Supplies Destined for Mauna Hospital
Equipment no longer required has been donated to Rotary for re-distribution to overseas medical facilities.
Members of Broadbeach & Surfers Sunrise Rotary Clubs collected the equipment last weekend and transported it to the Surfers Sunrise shed where it will be stored until it can be shipped to Pentecost Island with the planned flat pack medical rooms early next year.
 
 
Farewell Function For District 5020 RFE Team
On Friday 15 November a BBQ function was held at The Hub to farewell the visiting Canadian/US Rotary Friendship Exchange Team.
Forty nine Rotarians and friends enjoyed an evening of fellowship and fun. Our visitors included DGE Andy Rajapakse and members of Gold Coast, Hope Island, Surfers Sunrise and the Passport Rotary Clubs.
Many thanks to Noel & Kay Hodges who organised the catering and to the many Broadbeach members and partners who helped to make this a very successful event.
 
  
 Music Man - President Graham entertained                  Feeding the masses
 
                           A great turnout for this informal farewell
 
 
                        Farewell but the friendships will be everlasting 
 
 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING  19th NOVEMBER 2019.
Scribe     ADG Neil Baldwin (At The Last minute, thankyou Neil.)
Notes from Joint Meeting with Broadbeach Inner Wheel held on Tuesday 19 November 2019
Stand in Sergeant (at the last minute) Nigel Hyland welcomed everyone to the Meeting.
President Graham extended a warm welcome to the members of the Inner Wheel Club, their guests and guests of Broadbeach Rotary as well as the Guest Speaker for the meeting – Angie Bell Federal Member for Moncrieff.
Neil Jones proposed the Toast at the Meeting.
Jim Hawkins discussed the upcoming International Rotary Conference to be held in Hawaii during June 2020 and invited any interested Rotarians to contact him to discuss their attendance.
Pam Pagram – President of the Inner Wheel Club – made a presentation of a cheque of $1000 from the Toyota Awards to Phia Damsma of Sonokids and also mentioned that Phia will be receiving a United Nations Award in Vienna for her work with children with hearing and sight difficulties.
President Graham Sivyer discussed the joint building project with Surfers Sunrise, Gold Coast and Broadbeach on Pentecost Island in Vanuatu and thanked the members for theor assistance in transporting orthopaedic devices for shipping to Vanuatu that have been donated from the Gold Coast University Hospital.
Sergeant Nigel conducted the Fines Session with Bunyips Alain Charles and Andrew McTaggart and Neil Jones won the Raffle and John Curr the Heads and Tails.
We all enjoyed a great meal and it was noted that generally it was the Steak for Males and Chicken for Female attendees.
President Graham then introduced the Guest Speaker for the Meeting – Angie Bell the Federal Member for Moncrieff. Angie acknowledged the role of Rotary in her life, having been a Rotary Exchange Student to Denmark and on her return to home in South Australia being awarded a Rotary University Scholarship. She has an Electoral Office comprising 4 staff and in her short time in Parliament has achieved a change in classification to the Gold Coast area with reference to Student Visas, with the Gold Coast now classed as a Regional Area, which benefits the Universities operating on the Gold Coast. Questions were asked with reference to Infrastructure spend and assistance to Small Business, with Angie arranging to schedule an appointment with Peter Tomlinson to further discuss this topic.
President Graham thanked everyone for their attendance and closed the meeting.
Prepared by Scribe (at the last Minute) Neil Baldwin
 
The Meeting in Pictures
 
  
     Bob & Tony were on the door                                   Enjoying the fellowship
  
                                     Pre-dinner fellowship shared by all
    
      Sergeant Nigel                     President Graham           Welcome IW President Pam
  
           Christine won the Raffle                                John won Heads & Tails
  
  Pam pesents global award to Phia Dasma          Guest Speaker Hon Angie Bell MLA
 
    President Graham presents our Club glass to Angie Bell in company with Pam & Jim   
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS.

Over the years, I too have noticed many different names for the male and female restrooms at various establishments. My favourites are the ones in a hotel in Bowen in North Queensland : "Mangoes" and "No Mangoes". (Bowen is the centre of mango production.)

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I have CDO.

It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in alphabetical
order like it should be.

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of
imagination." -Oscar Wilde

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The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She
ignored the telephone when it rang.

"You must answer the telephone," he told her irritably.

"All right," she replied, "but it seems so silly. It's always
for you."

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A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and
said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours
for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived
on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they
all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same
offer that was made to the cat.

"Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and
even people with brooms!" said the mice. "If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."
"Done," said God All the mice had beautiful little roller
skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. She was
lounging on her fluffy pillow. "Is everything okay? How have you been doing?
Are you happy?"
"Oh, it is wonderful," said the cat. "I have never been so happy
in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and the Meals on Wheels was a nice
touch."

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Tech Support ...

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...


Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
the circle around it?


Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Further deep questions:... sounds like Seven Wright

Why is ABBREVIATED such a long word?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

What happens if you are travelling in a car at the speed of light and
switch your headlights on?

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"The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't
improve your lie." ---George Deukmejian.

Speaking of golf, I read a book this week called “Commander in Cheat… How golf explains Trump.” By Rick Reilly. Very enlightening.

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Chip went to a barber shop for a shave. While the barber was foaming
him up, Chip mentioned the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," said the barber, taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

Chip placed the ball in his mouth and received the closest shave he had
ever experienced.

After a few strokes, Chip asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow
it?"

 "No problem," replied the barber, "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does.

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"I'm very, very jealous. Sometimes I walk down the street
and I see a beautiful woman and I think to myself: "I'll bet
my boyfriend would like to sleep with her" and I get SO
ANGRY. I run right home and smack him, and say, 'How much
more of this do you think I can take?'" --Denise Munro

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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.
Then I want to move in with them." –Unknown

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The Test cricket has started in Australia today, so here are some Famous Cricketing Sledges (insults) from Ian… (Totally politically incorrect for today of course)

Fred Trueman and Aussie batsman. In a England V Australia Test during early 1960's Trueman was fielding close to the gate from the pavilllion. As a new batsman came out he turned to shut the gate, Trueman said "Don't bother son, you won't be out there long enough."


Rod Marsh and Ian Botham. When Botham took guard in a Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife and my kids?"


Glenn McGrath and Eddo Brandes. After Brandes played and missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler politely enquired:"Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?"
"Cos every night i spend with your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied.


Merv Hughes and Javid Miandad. During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls latter Merv dismissed Javid:"
Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.

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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you
really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.

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"I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one." - Steven
Wright

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My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any.

So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"

"The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."

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You know you're old if you can remember when bacon, eggs and
sunshine were good for you.

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Q: Why do the French eat snails?

A: They don't like fast food.


Q: What do sprinters eat before a race?

A: Nothing, they fast.


Q: What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

A: Attire.
 
 
 
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"Be Yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde 
 
 
 
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