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President's Message
Pauline Armstrong
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Fellow Rotarians and friends
This weekend we start our hosting for the incoming Group Cultural Exchange team. A big thank you to everyone who has put their hand up to help. Noel Hodges, Graham Sivyer and John Monks are hosting and John will be taking them out on his boat for the day on Saturday. Their generosity is very much appreciated. The launch will be on Sunday and I hope most of you will be there. If you are interested in joining us on the Monday or Tuesday activities please let me know. Les Bulluss is also giving a helping hand with the logistics so he is also a point of contact. Thank you Les.
Lorraine has given Keith’s walker to the club. This will not be given out to the general public but will be kept for any Rotarian who is in need either for themselves or friends and family. A big thank you to Lorraine for this.
I hope you have all read the email I sent regarding the donation for the Queenslanders impacted by floods. I had a very touching conversation with Damien and it is clear that Rotarians are also part of the group so badly affected. My suggestion is to send a donation to the Longreach club to disburse as they see fit. I think their movie night is a very innovative idea to give some cheer to devastated families.
Yours in Rotary
Pauline
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Car Boot Sale - Roster
Rotary International
D9640 Website
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ATTENDANCE REPORT 05 MARCH 2019
 
17 Broadbeach Members
  1
Honorary Member (Uwe Seifert)
  
  2
Member's Guest
Guest Speaker(Joe Hanlon and Vicki)                                                                                                             
   Visiting Rotarian 
20 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER  
 
10 March
Don't forget the Special Sunday Meeting today at the Quality Hotel 11.30am 
 
12 March
Informal BBQ at The Hub with guests from D3780
Scribe:       Neil Jones
Anecdote:  Robyn Brown
 
19 March
Door:         Andrew McTaggart & Alex Jorden
Sergeant:  Les Bulluss
Toast:        Malcolm Daviess
Scribe:       Neil Baldwin
Anecdote:  Alain Charles
 
26 March
Door:         Andrew McTaggart & Neil Baldwin
Sergeant:  Kevin O'Brien
Toast:        Peter Tomlinson
Scribe:       Russ Hutchison
Anecdote:  Noel Hodges
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 15 March
8.00am:   Arch, Cec McPaul & Peter Tomlinson
11.00am: Noel Hodges, Neil Jones & John Monks
 
Car Boot Sale  Sunday 17 March
5.00am  Les Bulluss, Ray Milton, Uwe Seifert and Trevor Taylor
7.00am  Malcolm Daviess & Kevin O'Brien
 
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - NOEL HODGES
 
Meeting   05 March 2019  
Fines $27.50
Bunnings Sausage Sizzle  01 March     
$614.80      
Copper Pot $  7.75                              
Raffle $18.60 Car Boot Sale Sunday 03 March  $112.00   
TOTAL $53.85    TOTAL $726.80  
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
No report this week
(Tony's partner Kathy is recuperating from a hip replacement last week.  ed)
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
 
Harold is now home from hospital.
 
 
Executives & Directors
President
 
Immediate Past President
 
President Elect
 
Vice President
 
Treasurer
 
Secretary
 
Director - Admin
 
Director - Service
 
Director - Membership and Public Relations
 
Director - Rotary Foundation
 
Director - Youth Services
 
Webmaster
 
Upcoming Events
Partners Night - Prof. Belinda Beck
Quality Hotel
Mar 19, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Social Night at The Hub
Broadbeach Rotary Hub
Mar 26, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on 2nd April
Quality Hotel
Apr 02, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Trent Thurtell - from Body Dynamics Training
Apr 09, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Rod Preston- Partners & Joint Dinner w Inner Wheel
Quality Hotel
Apr 16, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Social Night at The Hub
Broadbeach Rotary Hub
Apr 30, 2019
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Malcolm Daviess
March 1
 
Christopher Owen
March 17
 
Ian Cowen
March 18
 
Raymond Milton
March 30
 
Russell Hutchison
March 30
 
Spouse Birthdays
Carol Baldwin
March 5
 
Pam
March 29
 
Anniversaries
Robert Jordan
Denise
March 25
 
Harold Busch
Helen
March 28
 
Join Date
Peter Tomlinson
March 1, 1987
32 years
 
David O'Dwyer
March 5, 2002
17 years
 
Christopher Owen
March 20, 2018
1 year
 
Pauline Armstrong
March 26, 2013
6 years
 
ClubRunner
MEMBER ANECDOTE
 
GRAHAM SIVYER

 

"My Dear Old Dad was the local undertaker in our NSW country town where I grew up.
Not long after arriving from Brisbane to take up duties in the funeral business he was invited to join Rotary and became President of the club 50 years ago this year.
An initial request of my Dad by the club was to provide an anecdote about his newly acquired business. 
He replied, ''I will go home and dig something up straight away''.
Back in those days for obvious reasons the tape-measure was a necessity of the undertaker's trade.
It was also a handy item of equipment for the doctor, for example, to check the chest expansion of a patient suffering an asthma attack.
Not long after I graduated from medical school the home town GP asked me if I could work for him one Saturday morning.
I had seen a couple of patients that Saturday and stepped out of the surgery to invite the next patient in.
I was startled when he bolted for the door.
Later I asked the receptionist what had happened.
She said he had seen the tape measure around my neck, knew I was the son of the undertaker and told her he would risk the weekend to see his own doctor on Monday."
 
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
FANTASTIC NEWS ANNOUNCED FRIDAY
 

Malaria vaccine trial gets hard-won funds

A mosquito.
Researchers in Queensland say they are getting closer to developing an effective malaria vaccine. (AAP)

Passionate Rotary Australia members have helped raised $500,000 to have a malaria vaccine trialled on humans, with the federal government matching their effort.

Countless raffles, fun runs, golf days and luncheons have brought the world a little closer to finding an effective vaccine for a disease that kills 450,000 people each year.

Researchers from Queensland have developed a vaccine for malaria that shows great promise to be the first to be fully effective.

But for years, a lack of funding for clinical trials has stalled the vaccine from potentially saving lives.

Graham Jones became aware of this when he and fellow members of Rotary Australia listened to a talk by Griffith University researcher and young Rotary member Dr Danielle Stanisic in mid-2016.

After witnessing her passion, they could not stand by and do nothing.

They formed a committee of 14 enthusiastic members, led by Mr Jones, and joined forces with Griffith University's Institute of Glycomics in an effort to raise $500,000.

"It was really a dream at that stage," Mr Jones told AAP.

Rotary clubs across Australia held events ranging from raffles to luncheons to raise money for the Malaria Vaccine Project.

"There are 450,000 people, mostly young children and pregnant mothers, who die from malaria every year," Mr Jones told AAP.

"These little children didn't even get a chance to throw a ball around, they didn't get to go to school, they could have perhaps been prime minister of their country."

The Queensland government gave $50,000, before the federal government has announced on Friday it will match the funds for the trials, led by Professor Michael Good.

A rotary member approached Health Minister Greg Hunt at an event to talk about the project, a discussion that would lead to Rotary Australia making a formal funding application to complete to $500,000 funding goal.

Mr Hunt said the many research efforts to control malaria through a vaccine have tended to be only partially effective.

"This new approach will differ by using the entire malaria parasite to develop the vaccine and holds great promise," he said.

"It has proven highly effective in animal trials and has been shown to be safe in humans, with the next step to undertake human clinical trials."

The trials may still need about another $500,000 to get off the ground, Mr Jones said, with his team planning to reach out to big businesses next for support.

"That's the frontier we now really need to push hard, because there's got to be a lot of companies out there who are working in global areas where malaria really is a major problem."

SOURCE AAP
 
(Our club can be very proud of our integral part in this project.)
 
WELCOME TO D3780 GVE TEAM
The D3780 Group Vocational Exchange team with John & Haidee on the Broadwater
 
DATES FOR YOUR DIARY 
 
District 9640 Conference 29-31 March 2019
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Registration for Rotarians and their partners is free of charge, however, in fairness, a fee applies to partake in the events which serve food.  Click on this link to go to the Registration Page.  
 
 
 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING 05 MARCH 2019
 
Scribe: Jim Hawkins
 
Sergeant Les Bullus opened the meeting and called upon Andrew McTaggart who proposed a toast to “The Nurses of the Gold Coast Hospitals”.  Les then called upon President Pauline who welcomed all present including honorary member Uwe Seifert and our Guest Speaker duo, Joe Hanlon and Vicki James from the Gold Coast Hospital Foundation.
Reports
Sergeant Les gave us another reminder about the upcoming Police race day on the 25th May and advised that anyone interested should contact him for full details and booking.
There was a brief discussion about our sausage sizzle rosters.  The latest information is posted on our website and Bob requested that no-one should make any changes to it without first having consulted with him.
Sergeant Les conducted his usual hilarious Sergeants session successfully lightening our pockets once again.  The winner of the raffle was our guest speaker Joe Hanlon and heads and tails winner was Dr Dennis O’Brien.
Guest Speaker Segment
pp Bruce Kuhn introduced Joe Hanlon and Vicki James from the Gold Coast Hospital Foundation.  The Foundation is a locally-based community charity that promotes health and helps improve public health care.
Joe and Vicky advised information as follows:
With community support we raise money to deliver public health education, research and improve health care for the Gold Coast region. Our major focus aims to reduce and prevent cardiovascular disease – helping to make your community healthier.
We improve health outcomes for patients by:
  • Delivering two vital support services – the Cancer Patient Transport Service and Emergency Accommodation Service
  • Purchasing medical equipment that adds value to existing resources
  • Delivering health promotion and health education workshops, conferences and activities
  • Funding research departments, projects, scholarships and fellowships
Who we support
The Foundation delivers health education and health promotion activities to the entire Gold Coast community.  This includes:
  • Local patients and their families
  • Gold Coast University and Robina Hospitals
  • Gold Coast Health staff – who are undertaking research and need seed funding to get started or who want to develop their professional skills and knowledge through further education, training and conferences
  • 35 community-based public Gold Coast Health services (including aged care services, mental health, family, women’s and children, home and community care, sub-acute and acute services like Gold Coast University Hospital, Robina Hospital, Varsity Day Hospital, Robina Health Precinct, etc. etc.
Joe and Vicki covered a lot about the foundation including the following:
It is a 100% not for profit organisation
It is a Local Gold Coast Charity ( it is the channel to which donations to the hospitals are made)
100% funds raised stay on the Gold Coast
They receive no local, state or federal funding
 
The impact of Community support in 2018 was over 150,000 people helped in our community
In concluding, Joe requested that the public should not overuse the Accident & Emergency area with minor things that can and should be made by a visit to your GP.  This allows the A & E to be kept available to expedite treatment of admission of people that properly are of that category.
Chairman Bruce Kuhn thanked Joe & Vicki mentioning that we are proud to be able to contribute funds from time to time.
President Pauline re-enforced that sentiment & also thanked them for spending the dinner with us before closing the meeting.
 
The Week in Pictures
   
         Sergeant Les                      Andrew leads the toast                 President Pauline
   
    Bob talks Sizzle rosters         Bruce talks GVE Events      Jim special meeting 16 April
   
             Uwe models the essential accessories for a Car Boot Sale on a wet morning
  
              Joe Hanlon won the raffle                               Denis won heads & tails
                        
 
                   Guest speakers Joe & Vicki from the Gold Coast Hospital Foundation
 
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS

Jim Bob is passing by Billy Joe’s hay barn one day when through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Joe doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.   Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Jim Bob rushes in and says, "What the world are ya doing, Billy Joe?"   "Good grief, Jim Bob, ya scared the bejeezzers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Joe, "But me’n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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A brand new nun was anxious to make a good impression and so didn't want to complain about her tight and uncomfortable clothes. As she was trying to pray in church, she kept wheezing and the nun next to her shot her a dirty look. "Sorry," she whispered, patting her tummy, "force of habit."
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Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to the shopping centre, only to have their car break-down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.
The Royal Auto mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Q: Why is it so hard to fool a snake?
A: Because you can't pull its leg.

Q: How much does a grand piano cost?
A: $1000.

Q: Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A: Just in case they get a hole in one.

Q: Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Peace Prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field!

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So he wouldn't wake the sleeping pills.

 
    QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans"
 
John Lennon
 
 
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