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Fellow Rotarians and Friends,
 
Unfortunately, a mix up with the catering at the hub on Tuesday, so we had to change the menu to Mamma Mia’s pizza. Pizza was enjoyed by all. Thanks to all that have volunteered to entertain our sister club visitors from Japan and New Zealand. I’m sure everyone will enjoy the time with them. Just to remind all members our Christmas party has now changed location to Benowa Highland Court Chinese restaurant at Benowa Gardens shopping Centre. Date stays the same 13th December. Please remember to book via the website.
 
Looking forward to seeing you all on Saturday night to celebrate our 50th Anniversary
 
Yours in Rotary
 
Andrew
 
FINANCE REPORT - Neil Jones
 
Meeting   22 November 2022    
Fines N/A Bunnings sausage sizzle  
Copper Pot     N/A    
    Hub Function Profits $313.00    
TOTAL $N/A   
$313.00
          
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Neil Baldwin 
Minutes from the Board Meeting on 22 November are now available in ClubRunner.
         
 
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 22 NOVEMBER 2022
 
16 Broadbeach Members 
  
Visiting Rotarian:                                                                                  
   Guest Speaker: 
 7 Members Guests: Barbara Burnheim, Pat Curr, Haidee Diez, Denise Jordan, Marie Jorden, Kathy Lewis & Roslyn Tomlinson.
23 Total Attendance 
 
 
NEXT MEETING
 
Saturday 26 November
Club 50th Anniversary Celebration
Emerald Lakes Golf Club 5.30 for 6.00
 
Tuesday 29 November
No Meeting
 
Tuesday 6 December
No Meeting
 
Tuesday 13 December
Club Christmas Party
Benowa Highland Court Chinese Restaurant
Benowa Gardens Shopping Centre
6.00pm to 10.00pm
Banquet $35per head (pay on the night)
 
DUTY ROSTER
Not applicable for above functions
 
BUNNINGS SAUSAGE SIZZLES
We have been allocated five dates in December and the rosters are now open on the website.
Please add your name to the roster wherever possible
  
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December 1st to 15th    Martin Ingram & Ray Milton
December 16th to 31st  Neil Baldwin & Rock O'Keefe
 
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50th Anniversary Celebration
Emerald Lakes Golf Club
Nov 26, 2022
5:30 PM – 10:00 PM
 
No Meeting
Nov 29, 2022
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
First Tuesday No Meeting
Dec 06, 2022
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Christmas Function at Benowa Gardens Chinese Rest.
Benowa Highland Court Chinese Restaurant
Dec 13, 2022
6:00 PM – 10:00 PM
 
Club Meeting at Mermaid Waters Hotel
Mermaid Waters Hotel
Jan 17, 2023
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
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November 10
 
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November 1, 1969
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November 20, 2012
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Support The Rotary Foundation on Giving Tuesday
Help raise funds and awareness for The Rotary Foundation this Giving Tuesday, 29 November. You can make an impact with a gift of any size to the Foundation’s Annual Fund-SHARE.
 
November is Foundation Month, the time when members usually make their personal contribution. This year we are supporting the Giving Tuesday initiative and at the meeting last week a minimum target of US$500 was agreed.
 
Please consider making a donation (Centurion A$100 or Sustaining Member (US$100 (A$155)) Please direct your contribution to the Administration Account BSB 034-637 account number 201534 
FROM OUR MEETING 22 NOVEMBER 2022

Scribe: Neil Jones
The first thing everyone noticed upon their arrival at The Hub was the absence of our usual caterer Chris.  As President Andrew later explained there was a communication breakdown over the booking.  Not to be daunted, Andrew with a little help from others quickly had a plan B developed and although we were a little later eating than normal, the pizzas were excellent and quickly disappeared.
 
While we waited, fellowship was enjoyed and some planning for Saturdays 50th Anniversary Celebration was completed.
 
The delay also enabled Secretary Neil Baldwin to make it in time to eat - his vehicle overheated (had a cracked radiator on the way and he had to return home and change vehicles.
 
In welcoming everyone, Andrew apologised for the delay in proceedings and thanked those that had helped with Hub preparations that morning and made special mention of the magnificent morning tea provided by Roslyn Tomlinson.
 
President Andrew introduced Barbara Burnheim, a former rotarian and Past President of Hunters Hill Club in Sydney. Barbara gave us a short insight into her background and Rotary experience.
 
Andrew also reported on progress in gathering presents for the Radio Lollipop Christmas toy project to provide gifts for all children in Gold Coast University and Pindara Hospitals during the Christmas week. Collection of toys and cash donations are going very well.
 
Bruce gave us an outline of arrangements for our Sister Club visitors here for our 50th Anniversary and passed on thanks to all who have volunteered to assist. An excellent few days is assured.
 
Acting Sergeant Neil Baldwin provided some trivia related to this day - 22 November - and some detail regarding his experience over the past month on the tag along tour in Victoria/NSW including the significant rainfall and flooding experienced.
Neil decided not to apply any fines on this occasion.
 
The raffle was drawn and the first two numbers out were not claimed even though they were within the range of tickets issued. Draws three and four were claimed by Haidee and Bruce who happily collected their bottle of wine.
Turns out that the initial two tickets were in the purse of Denise Jordan - she and Bob had left before the meal as Bob is unable to eat pizza.
There is a whisper that Bob will protest but the treasurer advises he does not have a leg to stand on as he had refunded their dinner fees in full.
 
In closing the meeting at 8.05pm President Andrew advised members of the change in venue for the Christmas Party to Benowa Highland Court Chinese Restaurant and that our first meeting in 2023 will be a bowls night on 10 January.
 
The week in Pictures
             Eventually all seated and enjoying hot pizzas and good fellowship
    Just some of the empty pizza boxes and not much left for seconds
         
                President Andrew                                        Guest Barbara Burnheim
         
     Bruce outlines Sister Club arrangements     Secretary Neil happy to be back in warm
        
                   Haidee won the raffle (first draw) and Bruce the second draw 
                                
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS
A:  I heard that you have tattoos all over your shoulders and back
B:  Yes, I do.  Sometimes when people are sad, I let them colour them in
A:  Why would you do that?
B:  Sometimes people just need a shoulder to crayon

A:  Someone keeps sending me celery and I don't know who it is.
B:  Sounds like you're being stalked

A:  Remember that chiropractor joke I told you?
B:  No
A:  Oh, come on, it was only about a week back!

A:  I know a lot of jokes in sign language
B:  That's interesting!
A:  I am certain you have never heard them!

A:  I saw a nice flock of cows this morning.
B:  (grammar police) Herd of cows
A:   Of course I have, they go "Moo"

A:  I don't know what to get my brother for his birthday
B:  I suggest a broken drum
A:   ? ?
B:  It's hard to beat.
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Sorry about my earlier joke about oil. It was a bit crude.
I'll make sure they're more refined in future.

I had an appointment with a fortune teller today.
She told me a lot of money was coming my way.
I left all excited and got run over by a Securicor van!

I was angry with the kids last night they went trick or treating and bought back a 3 seater sofa and an arm chair I said "how many times do i have to tell you don't accept suites from strangers"
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Q: Why did Dracula flunk art class?
A: Because he could only draw blood!

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Q: Why did the spider go to the computer?
A: To check his web site.

Q: What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
A: Seasoned troopers!

Q: What do Scottish toads play?
A: Hop-scotch!

Q: Who did the mortician invite to his party?
A: Anyone he could dig up!
 
Interesting Facts 
 
 
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