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President's Message
Alain Charles
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Fellow Rotarians,

It was a pleasure to chair the first meeting of our year with me as President. The fellowship as usual was exceptional. Sergeant Russ did not miss a beat and ensured everyone was kept on their toes.
The Club Assembly was open to all members to participate. It was enjoyable and constructive.
We had very informative reports from the following Rotarians:
John Monks on the running of Scooter Program and the management of the Hub.
Peter Dimond - about Membership fees
Bob Jordan – addressed us on matters to do with Dinner Registrations and expectations from the Crown Plaza re parking etc
I sincerely thank all the members who have been assisting tirelessly with our fundraisers. However, to those who have not had the opportunity to be involved recently I urge each and every one of you to please put your hands up when you are called upon. We need your help so our regular committed volunteers can have well deserved break.
Two to three hours every 1-2 months would be very much appreciated.
A reminder of each week’s fundraiser rosters is published weekly in the Rotarlight and it would be appreciated if all rostered could ensure timely attendance.
I would like to thank Bob for his work as acting Secretary whilst Tony has been on leave.
As I mentioned at the meeting, I would like to support an Alzheimer’s/Dementia Project. I am sure this Project will inspire the members towards a particularly rewarding outcome.
Great news about Ian and Gay and looks like their recovery is on track. Berst wishes to you both.
We wish Sergeant Russ all the best of luck and a speedy recovery from his procedure. Look forward to having you back very soon.
I would like to thank all the members for their continued mentoring and fellowship.
I look forward to seeing you all on Tuesday.
Yours in Rotary
Alain
Links
Sausage Sizzle Roster
Car Boot Sale - Roster
Book Shop Staff Roster
Rotary International
D9640 Website
Miami Combined Probus Club
 
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER
 
11 July - Door:       Noel Hodges & Bruce Kuhn
           - Sergeant: Les Bulluss
           - Toast:       Neil Baldwin
           - Scribe:     Ian Cowen
           - Anecdote: Bob Jordan 
 
18 July - Door:       Noel Hodges & Andrew McTaggart
           - Sergeant: Les Bulluss
           - Toast:       Peter Tomlinson
           - Scribe:     Cec McPaul
           - Anecdote: Tony Lewis
 
25 July - Door:       Noel Hodges & Bill Waller
           - Sergeant: Les Bulluss
           - Toast:      Jim Hawkins
           - Scribe:     Neil Baldwin
           - Anecdote  Pauline Armstrong
 
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 04 July 2017
23 Broadbeach Members
  1
Honorary Member (Uwe Seifert)
  Member's Guests & Partners                                                                                                          
 
 
Visiting Rotarian
24 Total Attendance
 
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 14 July
Cec McPaul, Peter Tomlinson, Pauline Armstrong, John Curr & Kevin O'Brien
 
Carrara Markets Book Shop
Saturday 15 July: Russ Hutchison
Sunday 16 July: Volunteers required
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 16 July
5 am Les Bulluss, John Curr, Noel Hodges & Bill Waller
7 am Denis O'Brien & Kevin O'Brien
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - PETER DIMOND
Meeting   04 July 2017  
Fines $68.45    Bunnings Q Centre Sizzle Sunday 02 July $   838.30
Copper Pot $14.40                               $   
    Carrara Markets Book Stall 01/02 July                $   412.30
       
    Car Boot Sale Sunday 02 July $   480.00
TOTAL $82.85         TOTAL $1,730..60
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
The first Board meeting for this Rotary year has been deferred to Tuesday 18 July due to the Secretary's absence overseas.
 
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
 
Nothing new to report this week other than a reminder to all members to let me know of any travel or other plans that will result in non attendance at weekly meetings.
 
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Upcoming Events
Guest Speaker - Brian Bertwhistle
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Jul 11, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Visit from our District Governor - Darrell Brown
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Jul 18, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Social Evening - The Hub
The Hub
Jul 25, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting 1 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 01, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting 8 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 08, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Guest Speaker Lara Hickling - 15 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 15, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting - 22 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 22, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Social Evening
Aug 29, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Bill Waller
July 2
 
Spouse Birthdays
Kathy Lewis
July 16
 
Helen
July 22
 
Join Date
Alex Jorden
July 1, 1983
34 years
 
Grahame Werrell
July 1, 1970
47 years
 
Jim Hawkins
July 1, 1987
30 years
 
Keith Hawton
July 1, 1959
58 years
 
Russell Hutchison
July 1, 1973
44 years
 
Kirstin Yelland
July 16, 2013
4 years
 
Bruce Kuhn
July 24, 2012
5 years
 
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTES
NEIL JONES
 
 
Tales from a Banker's Life
On my fourth day as a naive young 15 year old probationary banker, my branch accountant directed me to go to the Post Office and ask for a long weight to help balance the general ledger.
The Post Master asked me to wait by the writing desk. After waiting about 15 minutes and getting concerned I would be in trouble for taking so long to complete a simple task, I asked if it would take much longer, only to be told I had waited long enough and should return to the bank.   The penny dropped and I returned to work somewhat embarrassed. 
 
In 1971 I was working at a WA country branch as second officer.  We had a fortnightly pay for a mining company and needed to get cash from Perth in order to make up the pay. This was received by registered mail and would usually be of the order of $30/50K. In those days all tellers had a 32 calibre revolver and I would put my revolver in my pocket and with another staff member would walk the 200 metres to the Post Office to pick up the cash.  On the way back we throw the parcel of cash between us as if it were a football. Fortunately we never experienced an intercept. On one occasion our mail delivery did not arrive on time so we had to drive 150k to the regional centre and pick up cash from the branch there. Of course we had our revolver in the car and managed to stop for a few pot shots at rabbits on the way back. Unfortunately ammunition was an accountable item and all usage needed to be recorded so we had a little explaining to do.
 
During the Vietnam War the Bank of NSW was banker to the US Navy in WA. The USS Enterprise was regularly stationed off Vietnam with a battalion of Marines on board. At about 3/4 monthly intervals it would come down to Fremantle to re-supply as well as change over the marines. The crew would all be given a days shore leave and in order that they had local currency on arrival, two staff (and lots of Aussie cash) would be flown out to the ship the day before it was to reach port and undertake currency exchange. We were flown 600km out to sea and landed on the carrier - an amazing experience. On disembarking from the aircraft we had an escort of 4 fully armed marines to take us below to the secure area from which we operated - don't know where they thought any would be robbers were going escape. One day and one night aboard USS Enterprise convinced me I had made the right career choice.
 
Talking about staff having revolvers (they were withdrawn in the eighties) there was an occasion when a couple of young irresponsible staff were in the branch alone and decided to play Russian Roulette pointing the revolver with only one cartridge in the cylinder at a portrait of the Queen on the wall of the office.  Well they got away with on a number of occasions but eventually as fate would have it, it fired shattering the glass and leaving a hole in the portrait not to mention the plaster wall. Replacing the portrait with another picture did not fool the Manager for long and disciplinary action duly followed.
 
Cash is always a topic of discussion - the most I ever saw was $250 million in brand new $50 and $100 notes. This was over several months leading up to and after the turn of the century when there was major concern that the Y2K virus would decimate computer systems.  The Reserve Bank was concerned that there could possibly be a major run on the banks and to prepare for this made very substantial allocations of cash to bank head offices in capital cities and some other major centres where secure storage was available. I and another senior executive of Westpac in Brisbane was a custodian officer of combinations to safes containing $250m. Fortunately the cash was never needed and was eventually collected (totally intact) by the Reserve Bank.
 
There are many other tales I could relate but they will need to wait for another time.
 
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 

As we enter a new Rotary year it is timely to reflect on who we are.

Rotary is a global network of 1.2 million neighbors, friends, leaders, and problem-solvers who come together to make positive, lasting change in communities at home and abroad.

Solving real problems takes real commitment and vision. For more than 110 years, Rotary members have used their passion, energy, and intelligence to take action on sustainable projects. From literacy and peace to water and health, we are always working to better our world, and we stay committed to the end.

Our motto: Service Above Self

For more than 110 years, our guiding principles have been the foundation of our values: service, fellowship, diversity, integrity, and leadership.

What we do

Rotary members believe that we have a shared responsibility to take action on our world’s most persistent issues. Our 35,000+ clubs work together to:

  • Promote peace
  • Fight disease
  • Provide clean water, sanitation, and hygiene
  • Save mothers and children
  • Support education
  • Grow local economies

Let's all commit to contributing the maximum possible to President Alain's goals for our club in 2017-2018

 
 
 
The Rotary Foundation Weekly
 
District 9640 Global Grant Scholarship application approved for Human Brain Research Project.
This scholarship will enable an outstanding student, Samra Naz from Pakistan to complete a 3 year PhD in neuroscience at the Asia-Pacific Centre for Neuro-modulation (APCN) (Queensland Brain Institute, University of Queensland). APCN is a world leader in using deep brain stimulation to revolutionise the diagnosis and treatment of Parkinson's disease.
The scholarship is worth $89,390 over 3 years and is a fine example of our charity, The Rotary Foundation at work.
FROM LAST WEEK'S MEETING - 04 JULY 2017 
Scribe: Neil Jones
 
Sergeant Russ Hutchison opened proceedings and introduced President Alain to acclamation.
President Alain welcomed members and Honorary Member Uwe and asked PE Pauline to propose the toast for the evening.
Pauline proposed the toast to Past President Bruce who was then presented with the Club's certificate of Thanks for his service as President for 2016-2017.
Noel Hodges outlined details of our Kasaoka student's upcoming sojourn on the Gold Coast indicating a host was required for the final week of her visit.
Malcolm mentioned a special sizzle at Bunnings Q Centre had been successful and a Sunday Sizzle at Southport is confirmed for 29 July.
Ray Milton advised members that the 14th Annual Police Awards were set for 17 October at Southport Golf Club at cost of $55 per person. The awards would be launched to the public in the week ahead and pamphlets were made available for display in workplaces, etc.
Peter Dimon advised that annual subs were set at $300 with a 5% discount applying if paid in full by 31 July. Invoices were emailed to members today.
 
In conducting the Sergeant's session, Russ advised that Ian Cowen had been having a few health related issues since the accident last week but slowly recovering. Russ also advised that he would be Sergeant for the first meeting each month with a deputy in place for the remaining meetings each month.  For July Les Bulluss will be deputy. Russ then set the scene by emptying the pockets of most members present.
Bunyips were Rob Domican & Bill Waller.
Bob Jordan won the raffle and Neil Baldwin Heads & Tails.
 
President Alain then took the chair for his first Club Assembly asking members for input on changes to the club meeting format. Those present were comfortable with the current format and no changes were proposed.
Administration Manger Bob covered requirements for meeting registration and offered to attend to registration for anyone who requests that he do so on the proviso that they advise him by the Monday preceding any meeting they would not be able to attend. Bob will advise by email the menu and meeting room prior to each meeting.  Parking process at the hotel will remain unchanged for this Rotary year. Rosters for the door attendants, toast, sergeant scribe and personal anecdotes will be published in the Rotarlight for the month ahead. Door attendant one will be rostered for the full month with the second attendant changing weekly.  The personal anecdotes are to be emailed to Neil Jones by the Friday after the meeting for inclusion in the Rotarlight to issue that Sunday. Bob also advised that the list of eligible members for excused attendance under the Rule of 85 is being updated.
Alain then led discussion on fund raising rosters and expressed his personal request that all members volunteer for at least two sessions on the sausage sizzle, Carrara Book shop or Car boot sale during the course of the year. Neil Jones pointed out that undertaking a session at the book shop was something members could do with their partner and was an ideal way to visit the market and also borrow a few books which could be returned the next time they are rostered.
John Monks reported on the Scooter Project advising we currently have 57 scooters allocated with 6 of those likely to transfer to Hope Island.  One recipient has two scooters so our number of recipients will then be right on the previously approved cap of fifty. John has completed an age analysis of the fleet which will be presented to the Board shortly with recommendations to work towards achieving and maintaining fleet age of less than ten years.
John also mentioned the lights at the Hub would be replaced shortly and the AAIC furniture and equipment was due to be relocated from the Hub this week.
Alain closed the meeting right on schedule at 8.00pm.
 
 
The Week in Pictures
 
         Sergeant Russ                           President Alain                  Pauline Proposes Toast
           Thank you Past President Bruce                          Certificate produced by late John Harding
 
           Bob won the Raffle                                                     Neil won Heads & Tails
  
  
 Ray, Malcolm, John, Peter, Noel & Bob all spoke on the occasion of Alain's first Club Assembly
 
 

 
WEEKLY LAUGHS 

The Mexicans were asked how they felt about Trump's wall. They replied that they were quite upset but they would get over it.
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout, when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
"How long have you been wearing that bra?" the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."
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Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"
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Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!

Q: What's the best thing to put on a pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: What is the strongest bird?
A: A crane!

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: What's your point?

Q: What has four legs but can't walk?
A: A chair!

 
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