WEEKLY LAUGHS
Did you hear about John Travolta's COVID scare over the weekend?
He's ok, turned out it was just Saturday night fever
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Bulldozer: Someone who can sleep through a politician's speech.
My Golf Coach has identified that I'm standing too close to the ball.
After I've hit it....
If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive...
they would eventually find me attractive.
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A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
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Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
A: Because they have smelly feet.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You are too young to smoke."
Selected Australian Trivia
11. Australia has the world’s longest golf course measuring more than 1,350kms long.
12. Australia is home to 21 of the world’s 25 most venomous snakes.
13. Perth is the only city in the world which can have aircraft land in its CBD.
14. Australia is bigger than we realise, it’s almost the same size as mainland USA.
15. The largest cattle station in the world is located in Australia, Anna Creek Ranch in South Australia, and it’s bigger than Israel.
16. The first Police Force in Australia was made up of the most well-behaved convicts.
17. It would take around 29 years to visit one new Aussie beach every day – there are 10,685 of them!
18. AFL invented to keep cricketers fit in the off season, there are claims that the game may have been influenced by Indigenous Australians.
19. The world’s largest rock is not actually Ayers Rock, but Mount Augustus in Western Australia, and is actually twice the size of Ayers Rock.
20. Australia is the 6th largest country in the world
