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President's Message
Alain Charles
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Dear Fellow Rotarians,
It was encouraging to see that Fellowship and fun is what Rotary and our club can demonstrate.
We had the first meeting of the Rotary Year at the HUB with me as President. A fantastic social evening  was enjoyed by all. It was a pleasure to see the great turn out of members and their partners.
Sergeant Les once again entertained the room with his fines and also compared the Trivia as only he can.
Immediate Past President Bruce presented Secretary Tony with a Paul Harris Fellow pin for his contribution to the Rotary Foundation. And as Tony was on leave on Changeover evening I had the pleasure of presenting him with the Secretary’s pin as well.
Takako our exchange student from our Sister club of Kasaoka presented us with a gift and thanked the Club as well as the home stay families for accommodating her.
Prior to the meeting the 45th Anniversary committee chaired by President Elect Pauline met. Preparations for the event are going quite well. Invitations to our Sister Clubs will be sent out by end of week
My thanks on behalf of the members to all those who assisted in organising the event and to those who helped to have the HUB looking in great shape.
Once again Our caterer Chris and his partner provided us with a pre dinner snack, a great meal followed by desert.
August is a 5 week Rotary month and if you have an idea for a fellowship evening/vocational visit,  please let us know.
See  you next Tuesday.
Yours in Rotary
Alain
 
Links
Sausage Sizzle Roster
Car Boot Sale - Roster
Book Shop Staff Roster
Rotary International
D9640 Website
Miami Combined Probus Club
 
 
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 25 July 2017
20 Broadbeach Members
  2
Honorary Member (Uwe Seifert & Kirstin Yelland)
12
Member's Guests (Takako Fuji, Peter & Lesley Buda) 
Member's Partners ( Pat, Desley, Haidee, Pam, Kay, Christine, Denise, Kathy & Roslyn)                                                                           
  1 Visiting Rotarian  (PDG David Louden, Frankston North)
35 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER
 
01 August
Door:       Neil Baldwin & Peter Tomlinson 
Sergeant: Russ Hutchison
Toast:      Tony Lewis
Scribe:     Alex Jorden
Anecdote: Robyn Brown  
08 August
Door:       Neil Baldwin & Pauline Armstrong
Sergeant: Russ Hutchison
Toast:      Bill Rex
Scribe:     Les Bulluss
Anecdote: Ray Milton
15 August
Door:       Neil Baldwin & Peter Gowans
Sergeant: Kevin O'Brien
Toast:      Robyn Brown
Scribe:     Bob Jordan
Anecdote: John Curr
22 August
Door:       Neil Baldwin & Alex Jorden
Sergeant: Kevin O'Brien
Toast:      Les Bulluss
Scribe:     Jim Hawkins
Anecdote: Peter Gowans
29 August
Door:       Neil Baldwin & Bruce Kuhn
Sergeant: Kevin O'Brien
Toast:      Harold Busch
Scribe:     Noel Hodges
Anecdote: Russ Hutchison
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 04 August
Noel Hodges, Peter Tomlinson, Cec's Friend
Uwe Seifert & Friend Horst and Neil Jones 
 
Carrara Markets Book Shop
Saturday 05 August: am Kim Arden, pm Neil Jones
Sunday 06 August: am Michelle Curnow & Jill Kidd, pm volunteer required
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 06 August
5.00am Les Bulluss, John Curr, Neil Jones & Ray Milton
7.00am Alain Charles & Peter Gowans
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - PETER DIMOND
Meeting   25 July 2017  
Fines $ 73.00 Bunnings Sizzle Friday 21 July $   705.00 
Copper Pot                                  
Raffle $ 84.00 Carrara Markets Book Stall 22/23 July  $   480.00 
       
    Car Boot Sale Sunday  $   
TOTAL $157.00  TOTAL $ 1,185.00
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
During the week we have received a card from Kerrie Brown thanking us for our kind donation to her ROMAC project.
I have also received copies of Tauranga Rotary Bulletin weekly newsletter, “The Marlin”, DG Darrell’s report, the minutes of the D9640 conference held in Ballina earlier this year and the Mt Warning AM Club “Rotar -E - News”.
I have copies of all these reports and if you would like a copy please let me know and I will Email them to you.
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
 
Spoke to all 3 on our “sick” list late Tuesday afternoon.
  1.  Russ is out of hospital and going well, it wasn’t the recent procedure that caused his problem but apparently something to do with his stomach together with him being dehydrated.
  2. Cec will hopefully leave hospital Wednesday or Thursday, everything now seems to be under control.
  3. Ian had a brief hospital visit but is home again and feeling much improved.
 
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Upcoming Events
Club Meeting 1 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 01, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting 8 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 08, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Guest Speaker Lara Hickling - 15 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 15, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Guest Speaker Cr Paul Taylor - 22 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 22, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Social Evening
Aug 29, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Bill Waller
July 2
 
Spouse Birthdays
Kathy Lewis
July 16
 
Helen
July 22
 
Join Date
Alex Jorden
July 1, 1983
34 years
 
Grahame Werrell
July 1, 1970
47 years
 
Jim Hawkins
July 1, 1987
30 years
 
Keith Hawton
July 1, 1959
58 years
 
Russell Hutchison
July 1, 1973
44 years
 
Kirstin Yelland
July 16, 2013
4 years
 
Bruce Kuhn
July 24, 2012
5 years
 
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTES
PAULINE ARMSTRONG
 
 
Diary of a single woman.
 
Back in the day when I went out carousing on a Friday night with my friends the decision was made to go to the Oyster Bar at Marina Mirage.  Very trendy.
We were all having a great time when that magical moment happened and I saw a cute guy at the other end of the bar.
A while later he sauntered over to say hello.
He had just arrived on the Gold Coast to open a restaurant and he did not know many people.
We chatted and we discovered we had so much in common.
How long had I lived on the Gold Coast?  20 years.
Great!! I know my way around.
Did I like ballet, theatre, cinema?  Yes, I do.   Bonus!
Do I like reading?  Which authors?  Could you believe the same authors were favourites?
What political party?  Same again.  All good.
Did I like bushwalking?  Again, big time yes.
How well is this going?
I have the wedding booked.
He asked for my number. Big moment…. I paused.  Then he said the words I will never forget.
My girlfriend is arriving in 2 weeks and she knows nobody on the Gold Coast. You have so much in common. I know she would love to meet you.
True story.
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
 
 
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
Vale Past President Tom Hirst PHF
 
"Caricature 1988 by Jeanette O'Brien"
 
This sector this week is dedicated to Past President Tom Hirst PHF who passed away last weekend aged 92.
Tom joined our club in 1980 with the classification of Past Service
He was Treasurer 1981-82 (Denis O'Brien President)
Received the Bruce Duncan Fellowship Cup in 1987
President 1987-88 (when past member Peter Green was District Governor)
Sergeant 1990-91 and 1996-97
Awarded a PHF in 1992 for service to the Club
 
 
Tom's funeral will be held at the Sacred Heart Catholic Church, 50 Fairways Drive Surfers Paradise at 12 Noon on Tuesday 1st August 2017
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Rotary Foundation Weekly
 
Bill Gates extends partnership with Rotary
When WWE superstar John Cena introduced Bill Gates as the convention’s keynote speaker, more than 20,000 Rotarians leaped to their feet to applaud the philanthropist. They stood to cheer again when Gates began his speech by announcing that his foundation will extend its 2-to-1 funding match for the next three years. With Rotary committed to raising $50 million per year over three years, that will translate to $450 million for polio eradication efforts.
During his address, Gates touched on many topics. He talked about Rotary’s leadership in the fight to end polio. He addressed the importance of continued surveillance and detection of not only polio, but also other infectious diseases. He gave statistics about the global and long-term impact of eradication efforts, and as he described each achievement, a section of the convention arena was lighted by LED bracelets worn by attendees. 
Read more about Gates’ keynote address, see videos from the event, and watch his “Today” show interview with Cena.
 
FROM LAST WEEK'S MEETING - 25 JULY 2017 
Scribe: Neil Jones
 
Sergeant Les got things underway with a humorous introduction centred upon the Academy Awards and which had all presnt in stitches.
 
President Alain welcomed guests including Past District Governor David Louden (Frankston North Club, D9820), Language student Takak0 Fuji from Kasaoka, Peter & Lesley Buda (Guests of John Curr), Honorary members Uwe & Kirstin and partners Pat Curr, Desley Daviess, Haidee Diez, Pam Hawkins, Kay Hodges, Christine Jones, Denise Jordan, Kathy Lewis and Roslyn Tomlinson.
 
Jim Hawkins proposed the toast to the Founders of Broadbeach Rotary Club.
 
Caterers Chris & Lyn provided a very tasty chicken dinner with vegetables followed by apple pie and ice cream.
 
PDG David Louden gave us a short overview of District 9820 Victoria and particularly his club Frankston North. David is a long term friend of Tony Lewis - the two of them working together at RACV for many years.
Past President Bruce presented Tony Lewis with his PHF+2 pin earned last Rotary year.
Takako thanked the Club and particularly Noel & Kay for hosting her while attending english language studies at Bond University. Takako also made a presentation to President Alain.
Honorary Member Kirstin Yelland updated all present of recent health issues and apologised for not being able to join us over recent times. Kirstin had a hole in her palette about the size of a 10 cent piece and gave us a humorous account of breathing and speaking difficulties encountered during the corrective/recovery process.
Neil advised members that The Malaria Vaccine Project had secured its first major corporate donor - Kenton Campbell (Zarraffas) who has contributed an initial $35,000 which takes the total of funds raised to date to more than $200,000. Having reached this milestone the next stage of clinical trials will now be able to commence. 
 
The evening concluded with each table reciting a poem/ditty they had composed during the evening on the current Rotary theme "Rotary Making a Difference.
Noel recited a bush ballad on the Dunny Outback" and John an Irish tale he learnt as a child. Neil J & Bruce recited rhymes created at their respective tables.
 
At Broadbeach Rotary we are a team
and as a group we have a dream
that the work we do has world significance
and as with Rotary we make a difference
 
and 
 
There was a young man called Riseley
who said to make a difference, Rotarians don't be miserly
He went to Toronto and said this has to be fixed pronto
to rid the world of Malaria should be done wisely
 
 
A very enjoyable evening shared by all 35 present.
 
 
The week in pictures
 
 
                                       Enjoying Fellowship at The Hub
   
    Noel was on the Door      Our friendly barmen       Alain greeting guests
   
    Sergeant Les                    Jim Proposing Toast    PDG D9820 David Louden
  
  Takako presents gift to President Alain          Kirstin presents raffle prize to Christine 
   
  Tony receives PHF+2 Pin       Noel and John receive congratulations for poetry recitals
 
 

 
WEEKLY LAUGHS 
 
I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery salesperson replied.
"And what about Salt Lake City?"
"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake; $99," she said. "But there is a stopover."
"Where?"
"In Denver," she said.
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Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”
She says, “I was in bed.”
“In bed this early, doing what?”
“Getting a second opinion!”
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Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.."
Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
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Q: What kind of dinosaur is never late?
A: A pronto-saurus.

Q: What do you get when a gang of robbers jump into a pool?
A: A crime wave.

Q: Did you hear about the bike that couldn't stand on its own.
A: It was two-tired.

Q: Who do you call when your calculator dies?
A: The mathemortician.

 
QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away”           ‘Fidel Castro’
 
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