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President's Message
Alain Charles
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Dear Fellow Rotarians,
Another great night of fellowship and some business was welcomed by all.
This week gave us as members an opportunity to discuss club matters.
Secretary Peter Dimond provided us with an in depth report about the state of the BBRC financial affairs from the year just gone followed by some questions and answers which were professionally addressed by Peter to the satisfaction of members.
Concerns were raised about the future of our fundraisers moving forward. The fact that the same Rotarians are involved and working week in week out on those projects is of great concern as raised by Malcom. Those are major fundraisers that our club thrives  upon to assist with community projects. Malcolm and Bob are going on leave shortly  and this means that there will be a  struggle to man the sizzles with sufficient staff.
Once again  I URGE all those able to and those who have not done so recently to please put your hands up  for a session or at least to assist with when you are asked to.
Please ensure you check the rosters and place a reminder in your diary about the dates you will required to attend.
Each able  member  one or twice every quarter will be extremely helpful in securing the future of our fundraisers and to  give the usual workers a bit of a break.
Immediate Past President Bruce announced that he will this year be running the Silver Circle and he looks forward to our support.
Look forward to seeing you all next Tuesday for another great night with guest speaker David Oxenham,  Director of engineering from the Tweed Council.
Please keep in mind the Rotary purpose – Service Above Self
 
Yours in Rotary
 
Alain
 
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ATTENDANCE REPORT 01 AUGUST 2017
18 Broadbeach Members
  2
Honorary Member (Ian Cowen & Uwe Seifert)
  1
Member's Guests  (Edwina - guest of Russ)                                                                      
  1 Visiting Rotarian  (PP Alan Guignon, Surfers Paradise)
22 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER
 
08 August
Door:       Neil Baldwin & Pauline Armstrong
Sergeant: Russ Hutchison
Toast:      Bill Rex
Scribe:     Bob Jordan
Anecdote: Ray Milton
15 August
Door:       Neil Baldwin & Peter Gowans
Sergeant: Kevin O'Brien
Toast:      Robyn Brown
Scribe:     Les Bulluss
Anecdote: John Curr
22 August
Door:       Neil Baldwin & Alex Jorden
Sergeant: Kevin O'Brien
Toast:      Harold Busch
Scribe:     Jim Hawkins
Anecdote: Peter Gowans
29 August
Door:       Neil Baldwin & Bruce Kuhn
Sergeant: Kevin O'Brien
Toast:      Les Bulluss
Scribe:     Noel Hodges
Anecdote: Russ Hutchison
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 11 August
Noel Hodges & Bob Jordan
John & Pat Curr and Pauline Armstrong 
 
Carrara Markets Book Shop
Saturday 12 August: am Volunteers required, pm Peter & Roslyn Tomlinson
Sunday 13 August: am Volunteers required, pm Ralph & Lyn Muller
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 20 August
5.00am Noel & Kay Hodges, Tony Lewis & Ray Milton
7.00am Denis & Kevin O'Brien
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - PETER DIMOND
Meeting   01 August 2017  
Fines $19.55 Bunnings Sizzle Friday 28 July $   705.50
Copper Pot $17.15 Bunnings Saturday 29 July                            $1,759.40  
Raffle   Carrara Markets Book Stall 29/30 July  $   400.50
       
    Car Boot Sale Sunday  $   
TOTAL $36.70       TOTAL $ 2,865.40
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
During the week I have received (thanks to David O'Dwyer) 4 albums of photos that date back to the start of the Club.
If anyone would like to see them, please let me know.
I also have some copies of the Clubs history and activities since 1972. If you are missing a copy of:"Our first 20 years (1972-1992)" and/or "Our Third Decade 1992-2002" please let me know and I will get you a copy.
I also have a lot of information that will enable the next book "Our Fourth Decade 2003-2012" to be written.
I am looking to write this book and would greatly appreciate assistance from anyone to help in its production. I will then give you a USB that contains all the information that is needed.
I must acknowledge the work that the late members Syd Garrett and PP Dick Holland had done in the preparation of all this material.
 
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
1. Spoke to Cec’s wife Margeret who advised Cec is improving but it will be gradual, don’t think we will see him for a while.
2. Happy holidays to Malcolm & Desley who leave tomorrow for Europe.
 
 
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Upcoming Events
Guest Speaker David Oxenham 8 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 08, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Guest Speaker Lara Hickling - 15 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 15, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Guest Speaker Cr Paul Taylor - 22 August 2017
Crowne Plaza Hotel
Aug 22, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Social Evening
Aug 29, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Alex Jorden
August 1
 
Harold Busch
August 4
 
Neil Jones
August 12
 
Les Bulluss
August 21
 
Kevin O'Brien
August 27
 
Spouse Birthdays
Cindy Bulluss
August 10
 
Agnes
August 30
 
Anniversaries
Noel Hodges
Kay Hodges
August 23
 
Kevin O'Brien
Jeanette O'Brien
August 27
 
Join Date
Kevin O'Brien
August 27, 1986
31 years
 
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTES
Robyn Brown
 
 
In 1985 I moved to Lampang Thailand to work on an Australian Aid Project on the Mae Moh mine.  
Shortly after arrival the King and one of his daughters was due to visit the mine and we were invited to attend.  All the ladies are told to wear preferably Thai silk garments as a mark of respect.
The King was revered for his knowledge in locating areas where the lignite would be found on the mine site and as this mine was at that time the largest lignite mine in the region it was a very big event, especially for foreigners.
Mae Moh is situated approximately 30 kms from Lampang which is 90 kms south of Chiang Mai so all the King’s needs were attended to as he is much revered.  This included his bodily functions and as such when the King visits a special toilet is built that only the King can use and of course it is built elevated as it should be. 
The floor of the toilet was at my eye level and the toilet door was blocked off at a respectable level however there was a space allowing us to see the back of his legs.  At this time there were hundreds of Thais and farangs standing around watching the King’s every move. 
Once the King had completed his “function” he came out and a special Thai person was kneeling and holding a bowl of water and a towel to enable the King to wash his hands.  Where I stood I was able to see all the action.
The King then came down the steps to walk amongst his people and unbeknown to me when the King is in front of the most regal person for Lampang in the crowd, everyone virtually bent very low as a mark of respect.  Unfortunately, as I was very new to Thailand I was not aware of this procedure so when everyone went down the King and I were able to look each other in the eye.  Then I went down not so elegantly but by then everyone else was either up or getting up.
When the King left the mine the toilet was packed away as it was purely for his use only.
After the King left the engineers followed his advice and mined the area he had stated and yes the lignite was found just where he stated.
 
 
 
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
PACIFIC HOPE OPHTHALMOLOGY PROJECT CO-ORDINATOR, DAVID GARLAND RECEIVES DISTRICT 9930 ROTARIAN OF THE YEAR AWARD
 
Immediate past District Governor Keith Owens was thrilled to acknowledge David Garland of Rotary Tauranga as District 9930’s Rotarian of the Year for the 2016/17 year.  David was not present at the District Changeover so the award was kept in wraps until the first suitable occasion.
 
Due to health issues and a treatment programme, Dave’s attendance at Rotary has been less frequent over recent months.  However, all was set up to finally present the award to him on Wednesday 26 July and it read:
 
With thanks and in recognition of the many good things you do in the community.
This award specifically recognises your contributions to meeting the challenges and
successfully completing the District’s first Rotary Foundation Global Grant project
under current criteria. This project equipped an ophthalmology clinic on board
the Marine Reach ship Pacific Hope and will be there to service the medical
needs of people in the Pacific Islands for many years to come.
 
It is not only Rotary that has benefitted from Dave’s enthusiasm over many years.  He is also very active in the Probus organisation. 
 
Dave took a leading role in managing Rotary Tauranga’s ophthalmology clinic project during the latter part of 2016 with the clinic being officially opened in February.  There were a number of processing challenges along the way but Dave treated every hurdle as something he had to get over.  In addition to the financial involvement of The Rotary Foundation and District 9930, the project involved the support of a major domestic contributor plus the offshore support from two sister clubs – the Rotary clubs of Kasaoka (Japan) and Broadbeach (Queensland).  Keith acknowledged Dave’s drive and enthusiasm were critical components to the success of the project.
 
We mention Dave is not unaccustomed to receiving accolades.  Last November he was one of nine Western Bay of Plenty locals who were awarded regional Kiwibank Local Hero of the Year medals in recognition of his valuable contributions to our community.
 
Keith
Keith Owens
Governor 2016/17
Rotary District 9930
Ph: 07 5440045 or 027 280 1475
 
 
UPCOMING ROTARY EVENTS
 
SURFERS PARADISE CLUB RACE DAY - SATURDAY 7 OCTOBER
Please contact Bruce Kuhn if you are interested in joining a Broadbeach table
 
GOLD COAST POLICE OFFICER OF THE YEAR AWARDS - TUESDAY 17 OCTOBER
The thirteenth annual presentation of The Gold Coast Police Officer of the Year Award will be held at the Southport Golf Club on Tuesday 17 October 2017.
Southport Rotary Club has kindly surrendered its venue to us and will be joining us for this special event on our annual Rotary calendar.
Cost on this occasion will be $55 per person. More details when finalised.
Don't miss this very special night - mark it in your diary now.
 
BROADBEACH 45TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION DINNER - SATURDAY 4 NOVEMBER 
Planning is underway for this milestone celebration and invitations have been extended to our Sister Clubs for this special event which will be held at Southport Golf Club on Saturday 4 November 2017. More details over ensuing months as program details are finalised. In the meantime please mark this special night (which will replace our normal meeting on 31 October) in your diary. 
 
 
 
 
 
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FROM LAST WEEK'S MEETING - 01 AUGUST 2017 
Scribe: Neil Jones
 
Sergeant Russ (nice to see you back Russ) got the meeting underway mentioning that amongst other things today is Wattle Day and also Alex Jorden's birthday (happy Birthday Alex)
 
Tony Lewis mentioned that today is also the horses' birthday and he proposed the toast to all horses and those involved with horses.
 
President Alain was welcomed by all and asked everyone present to stand and join him in a moment of reflection and rememberance for Past President Tom Hirst who passed away last week.
Alain then welcomed visiting Rotarian Alan Guignon, Russell's daughter Edwina and honorary members Ian Cowen and Uwe Seifert.
 
Secretary Tony outlined correspondence received this week including  letter of thanks from DG Partner Kerrie for our donation of $500 to her Stitches for stitches project.
Tony also mentioned he will be seeking information from some members in order to update member details in Club Runner.
 
Treasurer Peter Dimond reported on the Club's financial outcomes for the 2016/2017 year - copy of the financial statements is included with the July Board minutes and accessible via the members section of the website. This led to some discussion on club donations policy and procedures. Past President Bruce and President Alain both emphasised that all members are able to put forward project suggestions at any time.
 
John Monks advised that he had access to a piano at no cost and those present endorsed its placement at the Hub.
 
Past President Alan Guignon of Surfers Paradise Club outlined details of that club's upcoming Race Day and sought our support. Should we manage two tables we will receive a donation in our name to a Rotary project of our choice. Details appear above under upcoming events - please contact Past President Bruce.
 
Bruce advised that he will be co-ordinating a Silver Circle fund raiser to support the 45th Anniversary events in November and will email all members in this regard. Participation by all is encouraged.
 
President Alain advised that a list of allocated duties for 2017/2018 and a roster covering weekly meeting activities (door, sergeant, toast scribe and anecdote) for the period August to end November will be included in the next issue of Rotarlight. These are easily accessible from the download section below. (Members have previously been requested to advise Administration Director Bob of any known absences and these have been taken into account in the resultant roster - please note your roster responsibilities in your diary and advise Bob should any unforeseen conflicts arise)
 
Sergeant Russ concluded the meeting with the usual fines session. Neil Baldwin was Bunyip, Bob won the raffle and Uwe Heads & Tails.
 
 
THE WEEK IN PICTURES
 
   
       Sergeant Russell                    President Alain            Tony toasts horses' Birthday
  
                                                  Nearly all smiles!!! 
  
  PP Alan Guignon - Surfers Paradise           Neil was the lone Bunyip
  
          Nayer drew Bob in the raffle                      Uwe won Heads & Tails
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ALLOCATED MEMBER DUTIES 2017-2018
 

 
WEEKLY LAUGHS 
A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer and I’m as jittery as a cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.
“I can’t” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”
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Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requests shelter there.
Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers.
The first one says, "Hello, I am brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."
"I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
She turned to the other Brother and says "then you must be....?"
"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."
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A little guy sat in a cafe one day eating his lunch. Three Hells Angel bikers walked into the cafe, looked around, and decided to have some fun with the little guy.
They sat at his table.   One of them took his coffee away from him and drank it down. The next one took his sandwich away and ate it down.   The third Hells Angel took the little guy's pie and ate it down.
Without saying a word, the little guy got up, went to the cash register, paid his bill, and left.   One of the Hells Angels looked at the waitress, and said, "Did you see that?   We took away his coffee, his sandwich, and his pie!   And he didn't say a word!   He sure ain't much of a man!"
The waitress turned to them and said, "He ain't much of a truck driver either.  He just ran over three motorcycles in the parking lot!"
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I was in the 12 item express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.
Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which 12 items would you like to buy?"
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A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee and said, "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old Granddaughter drinks. And believe me it definitely helps me sleep at night."
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Q: What do snakes put on their kitchen floors?
A: Rep-tiles.

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because it overswept!

Q: Where would you look when purchasing felines via mail order?
A: In a Cat-a-log.

Q: Why was the blonde staring so hard at the orange juice carton?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!

Q: What does a houseboat become when it grows up?
A: A township.

Q: What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire?
A: It was an udder catastrophe.


 
QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
“We firmly believe there is more to life than money, beer and sex. We just don’t know what it is”    
Aaron  Shapiro
 
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