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Fellow Rotarians & Friends
 
What a great presentation from our Treasurer on Tuesday night. I trust it answered all of your questions about the state of the Club’s finances.
As could be seen, the sausage sizzles are the major source of revenue for the club and we need to ensure as many members as possible are helping to man the sizzles as this eases the burden on the volunteers so please put your names down for future sizzles.
It was good to welcome back Bruce to the meeting since he has not been able to attend due to border closure issues.
We have just received the District insurance renewal questionnaire so if we have any insurance specialists please help us to fill out the forms
 
Each year, Rotary awards up to 130 fully funded fellowships for dedicated leaders from around the world to study at one of our peace centres. District are now accepting Rotary Peace Fellowship applications for the 2023-24 academic year. Candidates have until 15 May to submit applications to The Rotary Foundation. Candidates are encouraged to engage with a Rotary club to learn about Rotary’s work in their community and globally. The club recommendation is an optional part of the application process, yet highly recommended. If you know of suitable candidates, please put them forward.
 
Yours in Rotary
 
Peter
 
FINANCE REPORT - Neil Jones
 
Meeting   08 February 2022     
Fines 43.00 Bunnings Sizzle Sunday 30 Jan $1,282.50
Copper Pot     17.40     
    Collection Box Proceeds      240.00
TOTAL $60.40         $1,522.50    
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis.
Nothing to report this week.
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
Alain still in recovery but improving daily, hopes to return to Rotary when Covid quietens down…seemed to be in good spirits
 
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 08 FEBRUARY 2022
 
18 Broadbeach Members 
  
Visiting Rotarian                                                                                              
   Guest Speaker
   Members Guests
18 Total Attendance 
 
 
NEXT MEETING 
 
Tuesday 15 February 2022
Tonight, Helen Cornelius from the Gold Coast City Council will be our guest speaker, and will show us how to download and use the new Council app onto our mobile phones - and how it provides a new level of convenience in modernising communications with the folks at the GCCC.
 
DUTY ROSTER
 
Tuesday 15 February 2022
Sergeant: Neil Jones
Door:        Pauline Armstrong
Scribe:      Neil Baldwin 
 
Tuesday 22 February 2022
Sergeant: Andrew McTaggart
Door:        Rock O'Keefe 
Scribe:      Tony Lewis
 
SCOOTER PICKUP/DELIVERY
 
February 1st - 15th  Rock O'Keefe & David O'Dwyer
February 16th - 28th Kevin O'Brien & Uwe Seifert
 
BUNNINGS SAUSAGE SIZZLE
 
Saturday 12 March 2022
7.30-11.00 Robyn Brown, Peter Dimond, Malcolm Daviess & John Curr 
11.00-2.00 Pauline Armstrong, Noel & Kay Hodges & 1 Volunteer Required
 
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About the new Gold Coast Council residents App
Mermaid Waters Hotel
Feb 15, 2022
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting at "The Hub"
Broadbeach Rotary Hub
Feb 22, 2022
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
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Denise
February 3
 
Narelle mcTaggart
February 11
 
Join Date
Cec McPaul
February 1, 1979
43 years
 
Robyn Brown
February 9, 2016
6 years
 
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AN OPPORTUNITY TO SUPPORT POLIOPLUS
 
 
Bookings on line at TryBooking  https://www.trybooking.com/BWTSB
 
 
 
 
Tools for Tonga Appeal
 
On 15 January, a volcano beneath the sea off the coast of Tonga erupted – sending an ash cloud 18km into the sky, and tsunami waves that have caused devastation across the nation’s largest island, Tongatapu. 
 
Nerang Men’s Shed supported by all other Men’s Sheds on the Gold Coast will be packing a container on 15 March with items that households have lost in the tsunami.    
With support of the Queen of Tonga, they have a container ready to be filled, a sponsor to pay for transport and people in Tonga ready to distribute contents.  They and other Men’s sheds on the Gold Coast are collecting tools, fishing equipment,  and other items that families would have lost but are not covered by emergency relief.  
 
They have asked for Rotary support to help fill this container by 15 March and have temporary storage at Country Paradise Parklands.  They do not want any monetary support.
 
If you are able to assist to source useful items, in particular?
  • Gardening and other tools
  • Fishing gear
  • Books
  • Bicycles
  • Laptops, etc
 
Contact Paul 044 766 7606 to arrange collection or delivery to Nerang Men’s Shed at Country Paradise Parklands – Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays 0730 to 1230.
 
 
 
FROM OUR MEETING 8 FEBRUARY 2022

Scribe: Bob Jordan
Eighteen members attended last night, and we had a very good night. Plenty of laughs and actually completed some business. It is difficult to have more than 20 members in attendance when  you add those on leave, both sick and approved, those that do not attend regularly and our honorary members. This combined group totals about 40% of our total membership.
 
Sergeant Noel opened the meeting and introduced President Peter who outlined the evening’s format and then advised dinner was to be served.
Although the meal was excellent you could not say the same for the venue, no pictures, no microphone, bar not initially open and even then we had to go to another room. The meal  was  served on time but no cleanup was done, not one of their best efforts and I will discuss with Darren this week. I believe as our numbers stagnate so does our importance to the hotel. My  opinion  only..
 
Somehow Bruce (who was a welcome returned member managed, by default, to win the raffle. He didn’t have any tickets but there were two left on the entry table and the assumption was  they were his so he claimed the prize. Tony won the heads and tails.
 
Sergeants session was different but a lot of laughs and Noel raised around $40 with equal contributions from each member. 
 
Neil then presented his  Financial report and  as you would expect covered all aspects year to date on the club's financial situation. We have managed to meet our commitments and keep a  little bit in kitty so a job well done.   His PowerPoint, which I urge all members to read will be on club documents in a couple of days but some of the highlights were: 
 
◘ Fixed Administrative costs per annum total $5k excluding membership dues to RI, District & RDU. Club membership fees were set to cover the latter while the former are funded by a weekly dinner fee surcharge and profits from our monthly meeting at The Hub. Fines & Copper Pot income are directed to TRF Annual Fund and PolioPlus. Year to date we are in line with budget.
 
◘ On the Project side our fixed commitments total $11k made up of Hub costs $3,100; Van costs $2,900; Audit Fees $1,000 and base costs after donations for our signature Scooter Project $4,000. These costs need to met before we consider any other projects. To fund this our budget this year is for 20 sizzles generating net income of $12,300 and $1,500 from donations making a total budgeted income of $13,800 to meet fixed commitments of $11,000
 
◘ In the first half year we conducted 8 sizzles for a net return of $6,587 (53% of full year budget) and received donations totaling $2,185 (145% of full year budget). On the expenses side; Scooter repairs and maintenance $2,779 already exceeds our full year budget but on the positive side so too do donations $1,580 and we have received other related income totaling $2,913 which was not budgeted.
 
◘ Overall we are well ahead of budget and our financial position much better than initially envisaged. As a result, we are well placed to meet our current and future commitments.
 
After a very interesting question time the session and meeting closed on time.
 
The week in Pictures
 
  
                    Sergeant Noel                                    President Peter
  
  Grahame - Thanks to Bob for Sizzles    Bob updates members re meal arrangements
  
               Bruce won the raffle                             Tony won heads & Tails
  
            Welcome back stranger                   Finance report from Treasurer Neil
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS

I was browsing in a second hand bookshop and found a book entitled "A beginners guide to surgical operations."
When I opened it there was no appendix.
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A doctor holidaying in Europe met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”
The doctor replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.” The lawyer looked puzzled.
“Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”
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Things Confucius did not say……but wishes he did:

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.
And, Confucius Did Not Say. . .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but Tiger Wood!”
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.
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Q: What would happen if Satan lost his hair?
A: There would be hell toupee.

Q: What '60s music group can kill germs?
A: The Bleach Boys!

Q: What do snakes put on their kitchen floors?
A: Rep-tiles!

Q: What did the clock say to the watch?
A: Tock to you later.


 

QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
"Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. 
Today its called Golf "
 
Will Rogers
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