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President's Message
Pauline Armstrong
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Dear fellow Rotarians
 
The multi-club dinner hosted by the Surfers Sunrise club at the RSL was well represented by our members. There were 10 clubs there for the presentations by the four recipients of the Rotary Peace and Conflict Resolution Scholarship. The main presenter was Michelle Helman from Portland, Oregon. She demonstrated her suitability for conflict resolution when she had to do her presentation from memory because the projector had not been installed and she could not access her PowerPoint slides. There are 10 recipients of the scholarship at UQ studying a Masters degree for 18 months. They are then funded for a 3 month field study to apply their skills in the field. She has chosen to go to Colombia to the delight of her fellow recipient, Isabella, who is from Colombia.
It was a great Rotary fellowship opportunity with so many different clubs there.
The Varsity Lakes Rotary club is holding a Varsity Winterfest at Varsity Parade on Saturday the 4th of August. There will be music, art, food and fun. They are also having a World Book Drive so if you have any books lying around (which I certainly do) they will accept them to be shipped to those countries in most need.
This is a new club so please help them out if you can. I have further details if anyone wants contact numbers or drop off points for books.
We are back at the Quality Inn next week for a Club Assembly. This is the forum for anyone to raise questions or suggestions as to what you want to do this year.
I look forward to seeing you all.
Yours in Rotary
Pauline
 
Links
Sausage Sizzle Roster
Car Boot Sale - Roster
Rotary International
D9640 Website
Miami Combined Probus Club
 
 
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 18 July 2018
 
10 Broadbeach Members 
   
Honorary Members 
    
   
Member's Guests 
Guest Speaker                                                                                                                           
    Visiting Rotarian 
10 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER
 
24 July
Door:        Bruce Kuhn & Alex Jorden
Sergeant:  Kevin O'Brien
Toast:       Peter Tomlinson
Scribe:      Noel Hodges
Anecdote: Nasser Kaviani
 
31 July
Door:        Bruce Kuhn & Ian Cowen
Sergeant:  David O'Dwyer
Toast:       Andrew McTaggart
Scribe:      Cec McPaul
Anecdote:  Bill Rex
 
7 August
Door:        Bruce Kuhn
Sergeant:  Les Bulluss
Toast:       John Monks
Scribe:      Nayer Kaviani
Anecdote:  Peter Tomlinson
 
14 August
Door:         Bruce Kuhn & Andrew McTaggart
Sergeant:   Kevin O'Brien
Toast:        Ray Milton
Scribe:      Alain Charles
Anecdote:  Grahame Werrell
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 3 August
8.00am   Bob Jordan & Tony Lewis
11.00am John Curr, Noel Hodges and Neil Jones
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 5 August
5.00am  Les Bulluss, Tony Lewis, Ray Milton & Denis O'Brien
7.00am  Chris Owen & Bill Waller
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - NOEL HODGES
 
 
Meeting   18 July 2018  
Fines  
Bunning's Sizzle Friday 13 July        
$   845.00 
Copper Pot         
Raffle   Car Boot Sale Sunday 15 July $   469.00
TOTAL  Nil       TOTAl $1,314.00
 
REMINDER: 2018/2019 Membership Subscriptions are now due - $230 if paid in full by 31 July ($250 if paid after 31 July or alternatively $125 half yearly payable by 31 July and 31 January 2019)
Pay to Treasurer Noel or Direct Credit Administration Account 034637 Account No. 201534
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
The following is a copy of the 2018 - 2019  District 9640 leadership structure for your information
Please let me know if you would like more detail
My apology for the size of the text
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jodan

Nothing new to report this week.

 

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Immediate Past President
 
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Upcoming Events
Think Tank - Club Assembly
Quality Hotel
Jul 24, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on 31st. July - details tba
Jul 31, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on 7th August - tba
Quality Hotel
Aug 07, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Visit by District Governor Terry Brown
Quality Hotel
Aug 14, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Amanda Corrin - About Aged Care & People's choices
Quality Hotel
Aug 21, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Bill Waller
July 2
 
Spouse Birthdays
Kathy Lewis
July 16
 
Helen
July 22
 
Join Date
Alex Jorden
July 1, 1983
35 years
 
Grahame Werrell
July 1, 1970
48 years
 
Jim Hawkins
July 1, 1987
31 years
 
Keith Hawton
July 1, 1959
59 years
 
Rob Borbidge AO
July 1, 2003
15 years
 
Russell Hutchison
July 1, 1973
45 years
 
Kirstin Yelland
July 16, 2013
5 years
 
Bruce Kuhn
July 24, 2012
6 years
 
ClubRunner
 
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTE
 
JOHN MONKS
 
 
Back in the old days when I was a rural valuer for the Department of the Valuer-General in the 1960s and 1970s, I came across some unusual events and happenings.
I was valuing Moreton Shire out around the small town of Rosevale which consisted then of a pub only with the shortest bar I think in Australia – about 1.5 metres long. I had the displeasure of staying in this pub as a guest for about 2 weeks. There were about 3 customers every night and the dunny was about 2 days ride by camel down the backyard. This was just great as it was in the middle of winter.
Here were 2 names of owners in the Parish of Rosevale at that time - Smith and Jensen. One family was of the Protestant faith and the other was Catholic. Neither family had ever intermarried.
There were some Hillbillys about too and I arrived on a property up in the mountains. I asked the wife at the house as to the whereabouts of her husband and she replied “down at the crick gettin wata”. I went down to meet him and here he was with a rain tank on a wood sled pulled by 2 beautiful well kept Clydsedale Draught horses and filling the tank with a bucket straight from the creek for drinking water for the house. Later I was asked to join the family for lunch to find 6 young boys sitting around the table with each sporting a recent haircut sheared under the bowl that was quite obviously placed on their heads for the haircut line. They were all dressed like Jeb from the Beverly Hillbillys but were very nice, honest and kind people. Later I learned that most locals knew them when they came to town in the horse and sulky or the bullock wagon.
I enquired how to access the property on the mountain peak and I was told it was owned by a Hippie couple. I was advised that I could take a shortcut over the top of the mountain from his place. With the Land Rover in low low I traversed the mountain top and came in the Hippies back gate to find her stark naked having a shower under the waterfall. She did not bat an eyelid or attempt to cover her gorgeous but very hairy mid 20 year old body. She merely asked where I came in from and did I spot her missing horse which I suggested was near the dam further up the mountain. She thanked me for the horse information and invited me for a cup of coffee in the tin hut they lived in. The hut had a dirt floor. They lived in one end and a pig named Hamish lived in the other end.
Another Guy I met up there and our conversation went like this:
G’Day.  I’m John Monks from the VG Dept. He said yeah in a high pitched voice. I’m revaluing the Shire – yeah. I need to inspect your property – yeah. And so on and so on and all he said was Yeah in that high pitched voice. He hopped in the Land Rover and we drove the property with his constant Yeah to everything I said. I shook his hand and said thank you and goodbye. He replied that I must meet some funny people in my work. I replied Yeah I most certainly do meet some peculiar people.
Lastly. I knocked on the front door of a house I had to value and had an appointment. The lady was very distressed and I enquired if she was ok. She informed me that her husband had just died. I gave her my sympathies and suggested that I return another time to do the valuation. She said no it’s ok and asked me in. Her husband was dead alright laid out on the dining table and she was awaiting the undertaker to remove the body.
There are many more and maybe one day I should write a book.
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly

Rotary computer systems damage in June 2018

On 15 June, Rotary International World Headquarters in Evanston, Illinois, USA, experienced a water leak in our data center that caused severe damage to hardware.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and are working diligently to resolve the issues as quickly as possible.

What caused the problems with Rotary’s computer systems?

On 15 June, we suffered a water leak at Rotary International World Headquarters in Evanston, Illinois, USA. The water damaged critical hardware in our data center, briefly making Rotary’s systems unavailable.

Temporary replacement hardware was installed quickly, and most of our critical systems are working again, but many are working more slowly than usual. As we continue to make repairs, intermittent planned outages will occur. You may notice that pages are loading slowly or that information does not sync right away.

When will Rotary’s systems work normally again?

All of Rotary’s computer systems are being moved to new servers. This will take some time. We are doing everything we can to resolve these issues as quickly as possible.

We appreciate your patience and apologize for any inconvenience these service reductions may cause.

Has my data been compromised?

No. Any information you entered into Rotary’s systems before or since the hardware damage occurred is secure. Your data may not be available to you immediately, but it has not been lost.

Was any data lost when the damage occurred?

No Rotarian data was lost. Some other data was damaged. It will be restored or recreated, but this will take some time. We take great precautions to protect your data and will do everything possible to ensure that no information is lost when we move it to the new servers.

How does this affect year-end activities?

Information processing related to year-end activities will be delayed by a few weeks. This means that information may not be available right away, but it will be restored soon.

I made a contribution to The Rotary Foundation after 15 June, and it hasn’t been processed yet. Will it be recorded as a contribution I made during 2017-18?

Yes. All contributions made to The Rotary Foundation 30 June or earlier will be recognized as being made in 2017-18. It will take a few weeks for Rotary to process all year-end contributions and make updated reports available.

 
 
Dates for your diary
 
5 August:   Rotary Gold Coast Ramble
6 October:  Rotary Surfers Paradise 16th Charity Race Day (supporting Malaria Vaccine Project)
 
 
 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING 18 JULY 2018
 
Scribe:  Neil Jones
 
Approximately 80 Rotarians and friends from 10 Rotary Clubs (Broadbeach, Banora-Tweed Heads, Gold Coast, Griffith, Hope Island, Nerang, Parkwood, Surfers Paradise, Surfers Sunrise and Varsity Lakes) attended the multi club dinner hosted by Surfers Sunrise Club at the Surfers Paradise RSL on Wednesday Night.  Broadbeach was well represented with 10 attendees.
 
The meeting featured four of the ten Rotary Peace Fellows currently completing their Masters in Peace and Conflict Resolution at the University of Queensland - Michelle Helman from Portland Oregon, Isabella Sinisterra Beron from Cali, Colombia, Mohamed Sheikh Yussuf from County Garissa, Kenya and Mikaela Francine D.Lagarde from Manila, Philippines.
 
Each is highly educated and has wide experience in their home countries and shared their interesting background and vision with the audience, responding openly and passionately to the many questions posed to them.
 
The organisation of the meeting left much to be desired and venue & technology issues detracted from the presentations but overall the audience was left with a good overview of the Rotary Foundation Peace Fellowship Program and particularly the high quality and passion of those involved.
 
The Week in Pictures 
 
 
Isabella answers questions with Surfers Sunrise President Jo Winwood & D9640 Peace Fellow Chair Ray Higgs
  
            Michelle Helman (USA)                        Mohamed Sheikh Yussuf (Kenya)
  
            Isabella  Beron (Columbia)               Mikaela (Miku) D.Lagarde (Philippines)
 
      Mohamed, Miku, Michelle and Isabella - four dedicated & passionate Peace Fellows
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS
 
Will Rogers, who died  in a 1935 crash in Alaska with bush pilot, Wiley Post, is virtually  unknown today but was one of the greatest country sages ever  known.
 
Some of his  sayings:
1   Never  slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2   Never  kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3   There are  two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither  works.
4   Never  miss a good chance to shut up.
5   Always  drink upstream from the herd.
6   If you  find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7   The  quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your  pocket.
8   There are  three kinds of men: 
           The ones that learn by reading.
           The few who learn by observation.
           The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for  themselves.
9    Good judgment  comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad  judgment.
10  If you're  riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s  still there.
11  Lettin' the  cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n than puttin' it back  in.
12  After eating  an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up  until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:  When  you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
 
ABOUT GROWING OLDER  …
 
1   Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying  about your age and start bragging about  it.
2   The  older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line  for.
3   Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want  people to know 'why' I look this way.   I've traveled a long way, and  some of the roads weren't paved.
4   When  you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra  …
5   You know you are getting old when everything either  dries up or leaks.
6   I don't know how I got over the hill without getting  to the top. 
7   One  of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change  from being young.
8   One must wait until evening to see how splendid the  day has been.
9   Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and  relaxed.
10 Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,  it was called witchcraft. Today it's called  golf.
And, finally:  If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to  laugh at when you're old.

       QUOTE FOR THE WEEK

 
"Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right" 
 
Henry Ford
 
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