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President's Message
Pauline Armstrong
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Dear fellow Rotarians
 
It was a great evening this week at the Hub. We are truly blessed to have this wonderful asset. It presents an opportunity to have an informal meeting and enables everyone to mix freely and catch up on all the news. We are also being innovative in saving the washing thanks to Robyn and Peter. Those placemats are a great idea. It is also wonderful to have a resident musician who looks very similar to our President elect, Graham Sivyer. It is beautiful music and appreciated by all.
The following is an excerpt from the DG’s letter re the drought relief fund.
As of Round One, $1 million has been released via the “Country Women’s Association) and the “Need for Feed” initiative. This initial funding will help farmers access donated fodder to feed livestock, plus financial support for household expenses. Farmers can register to access this support by contacting those organisations directly. For contact details of those organisations, plus other active relief agencies, visit
Allocating these funds is a huge task for RAWCS and the NFF, the need to provide immediate relief whilst also planning for long-term impact. The first tranche is going to those programs already running via organisations who have an existing relationship on the ground, with others to follow after proposals are submitted and vetting process ensues. The approved programs include:
$250,000 for fodder vouchers and payment of household bills or store credits: Administered by CWA QLD
$250,000 for water and cash grants for immediate and overdue bills: Administered by CWA NSW
$250,000 to provide fodder for stock and other animals: Administered by “Need for Feed” Program
Our club is waiting before committing a donation as we want to ensure the funds go where they are most needed.
Have a great weekend.
 
Yours in Rotary
 
Pauline
 
Links
Sausage Sizzle Roster
Car Boot Sale - Roster
Rotary International
D9640 Website
Miami Combined Probus Club
 
 
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 28 AUGUST 2018
 
 19 Broadbeach Members 
   2
Honorary Members (Ian Cowen & Uwe Seifert)
   9
   
Member's Guests (Herman Rogers, Carol Baldwin, Gay Cowen, Pat Curr, Haidee Diaz, Pam Hawkins, Kay Hodges, Marie Jorden & Roslyn Tomlinson) )
Guest Speaker                                                                                                                           
    Visiting Rotarian
 30 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER
 
04 September
Door:        Grahame Werrell & Trevor Taylor
Sergeant:  Kevin O'Brien
Toast:        Chris Owen
Scribe:      Ian Cowen
Anecdote:  Bill Waller  
 
11 September
Door:        Grahame Werrell & Alex Jorden
Sergeant:  Les Bulluss
Toast:       Trevor Taylor
Scribe:      Neil Baldwin
Anecdote:  Peter Dimond
 
18 September
Door:        Grahame Werrell & Nigel Hyland
Sergeant:  Les Bulluss
Toast:       Ian Cowen
Scribe:      Harold Busch
Anecdote:  Alex Jorden
 
25 September
Door:        Grahame Werrell & Graham Sivyer
Sergeant:  Russ Hutchison
Toast:        Ray Milton
Scribe:      Malcolm Daviess
Anecdote:  Les Bulluss
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 07 September
8.00am  Robyn Brown & Uwe Seifert
11.00am Ian Cowen, Russ Hutchison & Kevin O'Brien
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 09 September
5.00am  Les Bulluss, John Curr, Kay & Noel Hodges
7.00am  Nigel Hyland and Chris Owen
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - NOEL HODGES
 
 
Meeting   28 AUGUST 2018  
Fines $44.15
Bunning's Sizzle Friday 24 August       
$782.45    
Copper Pot $       
Raffle $27.00 Car Boot Sale Sunday  $   
TOTAL $71.15     TOTAl $782.45 
 
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
The meeting of the Board scheduled for 21 August 2018 was cancelled due to the absences of Directors.
The next Board meeting is scheduled for Tuesday 18 September 2018 following the Club meeting.
All members are welcome to attend a Board meeting. Should you have an issue that you wish to raise, please bring it to the attention of the relevant Director by no later than 14 September 2018.
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
 
Good news from Bill Waller - his treatment has been successfully completed and he doesn't need to see the specialist again until March.
 

 

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Immediate Past President
 
President Elect
 
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Director - Service
 
Director - Membership and Public Relations
 
Director - Rotary Foundation
 
Director - Youth Services
 
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Upcoming Events
Leah Fineran Benowa High School
Quality Hotel
Sep 04, 2018
 
Brett Thompson, Qld Homicide Victims Support Group
Quality Hotel Cnr Markeri St & Sunshine Blvd Mermaid Waters 4218 Australia
Sep 11, 2018
 
Flynn McFarlane - Young Professionals Gold Coast
Quality Hotel
Sep 18, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
"Better Caring" - Jodie Schleusener
Quality Hotel
Oct 02, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Kirstin Yelland
September 1
 
Bill Rex
September 22
 
Uwe Seifert
September 24
 
Spouse Birthdays
Kay Hodges
September 14
 
Jenny
September 15
 
Barbara
September 19
 
Claire
September 27
 
Anniversaries
Bill Rex
Barbara
September 22
 
Frank Adorjan
Agnes
September 28
 
Join Date
Anthony Lewis
September 12, 2000
18 years
 
Bill Rex
September 12, 1992
26 years
 
John Monks
September 27, 2011
7 years
 
ClubRunner
 
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTE
 
PETER TOMLINSON
 
 
NATURE TAKES ITS COURSE
Dark clouds slowly built up upon one another and moved to the valley that edged the Boomerang Farm at Mudgeeraba. The dark clouds seemed to be endless and at that moment it was clear that Springbrook was experiencing a downpour of rain. Springbrook has the reputation of fighting Tully for the highest rainfall in the State of Queensland. If Springbrook is having a high rain fall, then Mudgeeraba Creek was going to flood and break its banks where it touched the Boomerang Farm.
There was much to do before Mudgeeraba Creek started to flood so Roslyn and I went to check our cattle, the tourist park, the bridge and farm machinery. It all had to be made ready for what we anticipated would come our way.
Our cattle lived an idealist life on their endless green grass. They never wanted for water and had a reputation of quietly standing around on the creek flat until they were surrounded by water and would wait for us to move them out. We would leave the gate open, yet they stood firmly all together in one spot and waited for us. We quickly moved the cattle to higher ground as we did not want to swim them out. We had swum the cattle out once and never wanted to do that again as it was indeed risky.
On our way back from saving our placid cattle, we saw to our amazement that a donkey had given birth to a foal on a small muddy island in Mudgeeraba Creek. This donkey had chosen one of the many picturesque spots to have her labour and deliver her offspring. This muddy island was shaded with a canopy of tall trees and on either side had a mossy raised bank. The donkey thought it was a very safe place and it should have been most days, but not today as Mudgeeraba Creek was slowly rising and we knew it would not be long before the island would be covered in fast running muddy water.
The donkey did not belong to us as we were asked to look after some donkeys for a week or two, (it was now week three). “Donkey Sue” the owner had started up a business of taking people for donkey rides at Shows, Pacific Fair, Carrara Markets, Children’s Parties and Wallaby Bobs Hotel. Sue had assured us that the donkeys had been collected and put on someone else property.
I scrambled and slid down the wet mossy bank and into the flooded creek and crossed to the small muddy island which quickly becoming covered in water. With all my strength I was able to move the foal off the muddy island by half swimming, dragging and keeping its head above the water. Quite a feat as those long spindly legs just moved everywhere in the water and had a habit of hitting me. The foal and I both made it to the banks edge. Roslyn helped me pull the foal up the wet slippery bank and after several attempts the foal was safe on high ground. We felt exhausted but there was the donkey still standing in the rapidly rising now muddy water.
What was wrong with this donkey? The donkey should follow its young, but not this time. (We have often thought about this and the only plausible explanation is, that the donkey must have had a bad case of Post Natal Depression brought on by a quick birth). The donkey had to be moved.
By the time I made it back out to where the donkey was standing, the creek was rising fast and running strongly. The donkey was not happy with us shifting its foal up to the high ground and when I came close to it, the donkey took the opportunity to bite and kick at me. The donkey refused to move out of the flooded water. The donkey now started to make wild noises and so did I.
My patience had been tested, I was tiring and came to a decision on how much longer I could resist the run of Mudgeeraba Creek, (not to mention the now floating debris in the water). I got my platted rope and attaching it to a tree. I waded out yet again into the flooded creek and I was able to arrange the flat platted rope under the donkey’s tail and by pulling on the rope slowly moved the donkey to the banks edge. However, the donkey refused to make its way up the bank.
I was exhausted, I had given my best and went up to the foal for my safety and sat on the now wet grass in the rain and tried to think. What now? I said “carrots! Donkey Sue fed them carrots. Do you have carrots?” Roslyn replied, “I will get them now”. The precious carrots arrived and with half the carrots in my hands I was able to feed and entice the donkey to go to her foal on the high ground. We left the remaining few carrots near the foal.
The silly donkey and its foal’s life had been saved and we were thrilled with the outcome. We retrieved the flat platted rope to use another day, now on with the other things we had to do before the flooded water entered the tourist area.
We were so happy when we left the two donkeys together. Mother and child on safe ground, just as it should be. We were only a short distance away when the mother donkey gave forth an almighty sound that resinated up the valley, then quickly moved back down the steep bank and walked back into the rising flooded Creek and stood her ground defiantly.
I just look at Roslyn in total dismay, disbelief mingled with a little shock and we both said almost in unison, “hope the young foal has more sense than Mum”. We had to keep moving and let nature take its course. We had done our best and it would be certainly dangerous for us to enter the raging, flood ravaged, Mudgeeraba Creek. We were both so sad and disappointed.
With rain clouds hovering above us, we completed all our tasks and it was late in the afternoon when we finally stopped for a cup of tea and a sandwich. It was now, looking at our surroundings we were surprised and amazed to see the donkey and its baby foal slowly walking together in the distance. We were so happy to see what had happened. Nature had taken its course and the donkey was finally looking after its young. 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 

Who is that poster girl?

 

Francine Falk-Allen

By Francine Falk-Allen

One of the first misconceptions that confronted me as a handicapped child was that people – children, adults, everyone – would often say, “I saw your picture on the March of Dimes poster!!”  The March of Dimes was a campaign initiated to pay for polio vaccinations and patient care. Most of the patients were young children, who were the most prone to severe aspects of the disease. People were asked to send in “even a dime” and there were coin collection placards put out in stores, churches, gas stations, anywhere that people might be able to spare a dime. (A dime in 1950 would be worth about ninety cents in 2018.)

At first, when I heard that comment, I thought that somehow my picture was actually being used for the March of Dimes poster, and I was excited to learn this. I looked forward to seeing myself the next time I saw a placard around town. There I’d be, Francine Allen, the poster child. But I soon saw that it wasn’t my picture, though the girl was about my age, around five or six, wore a brace, used Kenny sticks (a half crutch with a canvas arm band), and had hair similar to mine, although hers was not in the meticulous ringlets my mother created to draw attention away from my limp. (If I looked pretty, it helped to make up for my defect, a concept I have never been able to drop.)

Not a Poster Child: Living Well with a Disability

Falk-Allen is author of the book Not a Poster Child: Living Well with a Disability

I asked Mama if I was going to be the March of Dimes girl, and she assured me that I wasn’t, and that there were no posters out there with my picture on them. I was a little disappointed, but what bothered me more was that people didn’t recognize that it was not me, that any little girl with Kenny sticks and brown hair looked the same to them. It made me a little angry, that that was my identity: The March of Dimes Poster Girl.

It is possible of course that people thought, “What a brave little girl,” when they saw those posters, and that they thought the same of me. But I didn’t think of that when I was five-and-a-half. I was just perturbed that people could not see it was not me, and that I didn’t have a face to them, I had a limp to identify me. That’s one of my too early adult thought processes, required by the disease that took me away from home and into a hospital for six months when I’d barely just learned to run.

I was not a poster child. Not in reality and not in terms of the smiley, optimistic, never-bothered attitude that is often wished for in disabled people. Certainly that winsome courage is more appealing for the purpose of collecting donations!  No, I was “head strong,” independent, ready with a smarty-pants retort, a girl who got out of a wheelchair and onto crutches before I was four years old, growing up a little too soon and missing some of the carefree aspects of childhood.

Later generations in the United States and Europe have not had to face these same issues, at least not with polio, and for this we can be thankful. Wouldn’t it be great if this deadly virus were eradicated once and for all, and all children could live without its specter? It is possible, and with the commitment of Rotary, we are moving toward that goal.

Francine Falk-Allen is author of Not a Poster Child: Living Well with a Disability – a Memoir, She Writes Press, 2018. She and her husband contribute annually to Rotary’s  PolioPlus fund.

 

Dates for your diary
 
6 October:  Rotary Surfers Paradise 16th Charity Race Day (supporting Malaria Vaccine Project)
23 October:  Gold Coast Police Officer of the Year Awards
 
 
 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING 28 AUGUST 2018
 
Scribe:  Neil Jones
 
Sergeant Uwe welcomed 29 others to The Hub for an evening of fellowship.
 
Malcolm Daviess proposed the toast to the aviation industry and all those involved in it and particularly the pilots and flight crew without whom our travel opportunities would be considerably less and more lengthy.
 
President Pauline endorsed Uwe's welcome and extended her own welcome to Herman Rogers who has completed an application to re-join the club and to partners Carol, Gay, Pat, Haidee, Pam, Kay, Marie and Roslyn.
 
Bruce was on the door, John & Neil behind the bar and music was provided by Graham Sivyer before and during the dinner.
 
Catering was provided by Chris with the usual high standard of nibbles, roast dinner and sweets.
 
Pauline thanked those that had attended the working bee that morning (Bob, John C, Kevin, Malcolm, John M, Uwe and Neil J) and commented on how neat and tidy everything was.
Pauline also mentioned a car rally in Egypt and sought an indication of interest in pursuing a family Xmas day in the park in the lead up to Xmas. Strong interest was shown and Pauline will convene a small committee to follow up.  Finally Pauline extended thanks to our caterer which was endorsed by acclamation.
 
Uwe lightened everyone's pockets by fining those members not at the working bee earlier in the day, all those who do not currently have a scooter recipient to mind and finally suggested everyone should pay a dollar for the wonderful music provided by PE Graham.
 
Graham Sivyer won the raffle and Haidee took out Heads & Tails.
 
The Week in Pictures 
 
  
  
                                        Enjoying the pre-dinner fellowship
   
   How do I balance this?       John seems more organised    Sergeant Uwe in control
  
  Entertainment Supremo Graham                    All seated in eager anticipation 
   
 Our catering team and their wonderful spread being eagerly taken up by those present
  
      Graham won the Raffle & took the red                  Haidee won Heads & Tails
   
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS
 
A man in a bar falls and breaks his lower denture.  The man next to him pulls out several sets from his pocket and, after trying a few ,the victim finds a perfect fit.  “Are you a dentist?” he asks.  No! comes the reply:     I’m an undertaker.
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Fashion is something that goes in one era and out the other.

It’s not the cost of a strapless gown, it’s the upkeep.

A tight skirt has never yet stopped a girl’s circulation.
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A receptionist was at her desk in a hospital when a very angry woman stormed up to her desk.  “Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday,” she complained.
A Doctor came out and tried to calm her down: “I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing,” he said.  “Why do you think it was stolen from here?”
“After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly.  It surely was not the one I came in wearing!”
“I think,” explained the surgeon gently, “that means your cataract operation was a success.”
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Q: What did the British driver say to the one-legged hitch-hiker with no arms and three eyes?
A: "Aye-aye-aye, you look 'armless. Hop in."

Q: What happens to a refrigerator when you pull its plug?
A: It loses its cool.

Q: What does the tooth fairy give for half a tooth?
A: Nothing. She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
A: It's sweeping the nation!

Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp.


 
       QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
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