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President's Message
Pauline Armstrong
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Fellow Rotarians and friends
The big news this week is that we have our van back. The Runaway Bay station found it and we are currently negotiating for its return. John Monks is continuing his love affair with Suncorp insurance so hopefully it can be resolved sooner rather than later. In the meantime we have a loan vehicle to assist us so things are defiantly brighter on the scooter and sizzle front.
A message from the DG
This morning at 11.15 am, the Rotary Club of Townsville South West registered the following Rotary Australia Benevolent Society Disaster Appeal. 74-2018-19:D9550 North Queensland Disaster Relief Appeal (RABS)
To make a tax deductible donation go to the RAWCS website. http://rawcs.org.au/project-search/
Click on the project No and then the donate button and follow the prompts. Every little bit helps as there will be a massive recovery effort once the rain and floods dissipate and people’s needs become more apparent. PDG Rob Tardiani is Project Manager and will keep us advised on a regular basis.
Thanks to all the members who addressed the meeting to tell us how they came to join Rotary. Robyn, Andrew, John (Monks), Nigel, Grahame (Werrell) and I, all gave accounts as to how we came to join the wonderful world of Rotary. Thanks to Nigel who put considerable effort into a PowerPoint presentation. There were varied reasons for each person but it all seemed to stem from a desire to be of use and to serve the community.
Next meeting our guest speaker will be one of our own. Noel Hodges will tell us all about Freemasonry, why it is secretive, what it does and what happens at its meetings.
See you all then,
Yours in Rotary
Pauline
Links
Sausage Sizzle Roster
Car Boot Sale - Roster
Rotary International
D9640 Website
Miami Combined Probus Club
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 05 FEBRUARY 2019
 
27 Broadbeach Members
  1
Honorary Member (Uwe Seifert)
  
  
Member's Guests 
Guest Speaker                                                                                                               
  1 Visiting Rotarian Alan Cottrell (Mermaid Beach)
29 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER  
 
12 February
Door:         Nasser & Nayer Kaviani
Sergeant:  Les Bulluss
Toast:        Denis O'Brien
Scribe:       Neil Jones
Anecdote:  Kevin O'Brien
 
19 February
Door:         Robyn Brown & Peter Dimond
Sergeant:  Kevin O'Brien
Toast;        Peter Tomlinson
Scribe:       Russ Hutchison
Anecdote:  David O'Dwyer
 
26 February
Door:         Robyn Brown & Peter Dimond
Sergeant:  Russ Hutchison
Toast:        Cec McPaul
Scribe:       Nigel Hyland
Anecdote:  Chris Owen
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 15 February
No sizzle this week - Bunnings doing Flood Appeal BBQ
 
Car Boot Sale  Sunday 17 February
5.00am  Les Bulluss, Noel & Kay Hodges and Nigel Hyland
7.00am  Malcolm Daviess and Kevin O'Brien
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - NOEL HODGES
 
Meeting   05 February 2019  
Fines $  9.80 
Bunnings Sausage Sizzle 01 February      
$   521.15    
Copper Pot $15.00                              $   
Raffle $35.00 Car Boot Sale 03 February   $   469.00
TOTAL $59.80       TOTAL $   990.15
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
The next scheduled Board meeting of the Club is Tuesday 19 February 2019
If you have anything that you wish to be brought to the attention of the Board, please let the appropriate Director know by no later than 5.00pm on Thursday 14th February 2019
It is essential that you go through a Director who will present to the Board. Please include any supporting documents you may have.
As at all Board meetings, members are most welcome to attend
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
Bob is holidaying in Cairns
 
Executives & Directors
President
 
Immediate Past President
 
President Elect
 
Vice President
 
Treasurer
 
Secretary
 
Director - Admin
 
Director - Service
 
Director - Membership and Public Relations
 
Director - Rotary Foundation
 
Director - Youth Services
 
Webmaster
 
Upcoming Events
Noel Hodges will inform us .......
Quality Hotel
Feb 12, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Mr Rod Preston - Australia Post
Quality Hotel
Feb 19, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
My Photo Collection
Quality Hotel
Feb 26, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Emily Umbers - The School of St Jude Tanzania
Mar 19, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Spouse Birthdays
Denise
February 3
 
Anniversaries
Keith Hawton
Lorraine Hawton
February 6
 
Denis O'Brien
Claire O'Brien
February 19
 
Join Date
Cec McPaul
February 1, 1979
40 years
 
Robyn Brown
February 9, 2016
3 years
 
ClubRunner
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTE
RAY MILTON
 
  
The old blitz Army truck
 
My first job after leaving school was as a Junior Clerical Assistant with the then Commonwealth Department of Supply (now Administrative Services)
Part of my role involved assisting in organizing the Auction of all Defence equipment for disposal.
This involved everything from shirts to trucks and more.
This auctions were conducted every few months and were very well attended by the public.
One day was used as an inspection day and the next was the conduct of the auction itself.
On one occasion getting ready for an inspection day there was a big old Army Blitz truck which was locked up in a compound and needed to be brought up to the spot allocated for it for auction.
The commanding Officer knew I was always keen to drive a truck but would never let me because I had never done so.
Although being on Commonwealth land there was nothing to stop me because it was not on a public road.
However on this occasion no one else was available to drive the truck from the compound to the lot so he gave be the nod to do so saying be very careful son and do it slowly.
I raced down to the compound lept in the old blitz and away I went.
Any vechile that was in the compound had something wrong with it and that is why it was locked up in the compound.
I did not even consider this.
As I drove toward the lot I picked up speed and as I got to the spot where I had to  slow down and turn right I looked down to the interior engine cover and saw in half rubbed out chalk no brakes obviously the reason why the vehicle was in the compound.
Anyway I made the right hand turn ok and missed a small verandah by an eighth of an inch.
A couple of blokes that were on the verandah reckoned my eye’s were almost up against the windscreen as I went past them.
Thankfully we rolled to a stop and successfully on the lot required.
The CO commented (unaware of the drama) that was a fine piece of driving Ray.
I responded by saying You will never know how fine Sir!!!
 
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
STOLEN CLUB VAN RECOVERED
Our van was recovered by Runaway Bay Police twelve days after being stolen.  It had stolen number plates, had traveled 1,500 kms and was full of stolen goods but undamaged.
It will be at least another week before it is returned but in the meantime Suncorp Insurance has provided us, at no cost, a three tonne truck to carry on our service activities.
John Monks will provide a full report at our meeting this week.
 
  
                           John, Uwe & John and our van at the Police Holding Yard
  
                   The van had was carrying a wide assortment of goods when recovered
 
 
DATES FOR YOUR DIARY 
 
District 9640 Group Cultural Exchange with District 3780 Philippines
D3780  Team Welcome & D9640 Team Launch Sunday 10 March 2019
Broadbeach will be hosting this important District event at the Quality Hotel, Mermaid Waters with a luncheon on Sunday 10 March.
We will be hosting the D3780 Team members at that time and Bruce's outbound team will depart a few days later so in order to ensure maximum support for this function it will replace our normal weekly meeting scheduled for Tuesday 12 March.
More details in due course but please note your diary accordingly.
 
District 9640 Conference 29-31 March 2019
 
OK, so it seems still to be a long way off but accommodation will soon become hard to get - some places are already fully booked.   
 
Why attend a District Conference?
  • Well, to start, it's fun: you meet lots of interesting people 
  • You will hear Keynote Speakers for which you normally would pay hundreds of dollars to attend
  • The dinners are always superb fellowship events. The Saturday Night dinner is always very vibrant; this year they have a top notch Jazz & Swing band.
  • You learn a couple of things about Rotary which you may not have known before
Registration for Rotarians and their partners is free of charge, however, in fairness, a fee applies to partake in the events which serve food.  Click on this link to go to the Registration Page.  
 
 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING 05 FEBRUARY 2019
 
Scribe:  Malcolm Daviess
 
Sergeant:   Kevin O’Brien
Toast:         Noel Hodges proposed a toast to the first Rotary Club formed on the 23rd February 1905 when attorney Paul P. Harris with three business acquaintances formed the Club.
President Welcomed:   Hon member Uwe Siefert & visiting Rotarian Allan Cottrell, Mermaid Beach.
Reports:      
President Pauline updated meeting on Keith Hawton who is in Pindara hospital & looks forward to the Rotalight each week.  
John Monks reported that our van has still not been found and is pursuing applicable matters with the insurance company. He has also approached the Mens Shed who will provide and fit steel bars over five windows and the sliding door. (At the time of printing van has been found and culprit arrested )
Sergeants Session:  On this occasion sergeant Kevin found it a little difficult to extract too many funds from members.
Bunyips:     Nassar and Nayer Kaviani
Raffle winner:  Robyn Brown
Heads & tails:  Grahame Werrell
Guest Speakers:
At the suggestion of Jim Hawkins our speakers were club members with the subject “how and why I joined Rotary”, As Jim was not present Graham Sivyer coordinated and introduced speakers.         
Robyn Brown decided to join Rotary after investigating Apex and Lions.  Robyn was a member of Mudgeeraba club & then joined Broadbeach. She stated that the club and its members were exceptional 
and Rotary has met her expectations.
Andrew Mc Taggart  attended a RYTS camp with daughter Emma and joined Broadbeach through Cec McPaul & said that Rotary provides exceptional opportunities in building personal development.
John Monks  In 1966 John joined Apex Toowoomba and was a member for 10 years.  He transferred and became regional planner on the Gold Coast. Noel Hodges introduced John to Broadbeach Rotary Club. 
His time to date has been very enjoyable. John has developed the Hub and now runs the scooter project.
Grahame Werrell  Forty eight years ago when Grahame was in Canberra it was customary to be invited to join the fellowship of Rotary. Grahame had many friends in Rotary through his real estate business. He has also been a past member of Apex. He became a charter member of Canberra South when membership selection was by classification of occupation. This represented a cross section of leadership skills with experience to see tasks completed. The four way test was always discussed
and membership in Rotary was held in high esteem in business & social communities. After 49 years Grahame is still a dedicated Rotarian.
President Pauline Armstrong  A friend talked Pauline into joining Rotary, Pauline’s Father was a very strong Rotary member.
Nigel Hyland provided an excellent power point presentation in total of what Rotary is all about.
The personal development, leadership & citizenship in the community, business development and growth.
Nigel was asked to join Moona Rotary club Tasmania and was a member for 16 years, he was also a member of Redland Bay for 4 years. Nigel then became a member of Broadbeach and believes the club is 
something special & members have built what it is today.  
              
President Pauline in summing up thanked the presenters and reminded members about the forthco district conference at Lismore at which herself and Neil Baldwin will be our club's delegates.. Thanks were also passed on to Allan Cottrell of Mermaid Beach and hon. member Uwe for their attendance.
                    
The Week in Pictures
 
  
President Pauline opening the                   Sergeant Kevin
Meeting
 
  
Noel proposing the toast to the              John giving an update on the status
First Rotary Club                                   our stolen van
 
  
Raffle winner Robyn                                Heads and Tails winner Grahame
 
              
Graham introducing members who gave an overview of why they
joined Rotary
 
Pictured below they are:
Robyn Brown, Andrew McTaggart, John Monks, Grahame Werrell and 
Nigel Hyland
                         
 
 
Below is part of Nigel's Power Point Presentation
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS
 
The meaning of opaque is unclear.

I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

If there was someone selling marijuana in our neighborhood, weed know about it.

It’s a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters but I can Sumurais it for you.

It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

So what if I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘apocalypse’? It’s not the end of the world.

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester..

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.
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A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother: "Who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?"
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Q: What happens to a refrigerator when you pull its plug?
A: It loses its cool.

Q: What did King Tut say when he was scared?
A: I want my mummy!

Q: What washes up on small beaches?
A: Microwaves.

Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?
A: So he won't be spotted.

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
 
 
       QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
"Why would you live anywhere else when you can live on the Gold Coast"
 
Paula Stafford

 

 
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