Some things to contemplate this week.
++ If poison passes its expiration date, is it more poisonous, or is it no longer poisonous?
++ Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
++ Do twins ever realize that at least one of them is unplanned?
++ Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
++ Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
++ Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
++ The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
++ 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
++ At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
++ If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
++ Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
++ Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
++ Ever wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
++ Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
++ How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
++ If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
++ If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
++ How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
++ Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
++ Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
++ Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
++ Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?
++ How come Noses run and Feet smell?
++ Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
++ What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
++ Did you know if you replace "W" with "T" in: "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them?
