11.00am Pauline Armstrong, Noel Hodges & Neil Jones
Car Boot Sale Sunday 20 May
5.00am John Curr,Peter Gowans, Nigel Hyland & Tony Lewis
7.00am Kevin O'Brien & Bill Waller
Broadbeach Carousel Wednesday 09 May
12 noon to 3.00pm Jim Hawkins & Kevin O'Brien
FINANCE REPORT - PETER DIMOND
No report this week
Meeting
01 May 2018
Fines
$
Bunning's Sizzle 27 April
$
Copper Pot
$
Raffle
$
Car boot sale
$
TOTAL
$
TOTAL
$
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
I am about to update our list of members details. If you have any changes to your address, e mail phone numbers etc., please let me know ASAP
Please note you can also update your details in the Club website by going into Member area, click on Active Member area and your details will appear. Here you are able to edit and update your personal details, especially relevant dates of birthdays, anniversaries etc.
This is important to ensure our Club records are up to date.
Your personal details in this site can only be viewed by Board members and the Web master
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
1 Spoke to Cec who is on the mend and hopes to return in a couple of weeks
2. Tony rang Keith for his birthday and he seemed in good spirits.
3. Spoke to Russ about Ian ,Ian is fine again and out of hospital
4. Bill’s treatment is ongoing and we will see him when he feels well enough to come.
Blackjack, poker, roulette, keno, lotto, scratchies, poker machines, tabs and racetracks
Over 30 years in the Queensland gaming industry from the Gold Coast to Mt Isa and up to Cairns. I have seen it all from 18 year olds to Grandma in her 90s playing at poker machines and even betting with the bookmakers at the local race course. The most exciting was the time I spent at Conrad Jupiters casino, no matter what time of day or night the casino was buzzing with thousands of people trying to win their fortune and of course thousands losing at the same time. Black Jack was the most enjoyable game to deal and to chat to the punters telling you their stories of winning and losing. The racetrack always had a punter or trainer giving you a tip on the next race; sometimes you would even back a 100-1 long shot. It’s a shame the Broadbeach Rotary club punters club can’t find a few.
The best by far was telling a retired couple in their 70s they had won millions on their gold lotto coupon, they had been playing the same numbers every Wednesday and Saturday night for years. Last week I had a lady crying on my shoulder as she had just won $9200 on lotto and her late husband had chosen the numbers. Hopefully next time she will win the big one. As for myself I have been lucky enough to have won 2nd division on our Oz lotto store syndicate and still trying for the first division.
Rotary Information Weekly
The following Vocational visits are being arranged:
To be held on the last Tuesday in the months of May, July, September and November:
May - Coast Guard Southport
July - TBA
September - Malaria Project at Griffith University (Yet to be confirmed)
November - Westpac rescue helicopter Carrara (Confirmed)
May Is Month Youth Service Month
ROTARY YOUTH PROGRAM OF ENRICHMENT
RYPEN is a Rotary International youth program held at Camp Bornhoffen in the Gold Coast hinterland. It is intended to assist young people to challenge themselves, extend their boundaries, and develop positive behaviours in a supportive environment. The RYPEN schedule is a mix of guest-speaker sessions, team-based activities and physical activities. The value of teamwork & the importance of taking part rather than winning is emphasised in all activities. Our team establishes an atmosphere of fun where it is hard not to have a great time. The program has been running for many years and is held in Rotary districts all across the world. Bornhoffen PCYC is the venue for the RYPEN camp. As anyone who has been lucky enough to make the trip into the Numinbah Valley will attest, this is indeed a breathtaking location. The program is for youth aged fourteen to sixteen years who would love a weekend packed with activities, entertaining speakers & opportunities to learn and to make new friends.
Our club is seeking to sponsor one or more young people to attend the program which this year will be held from May 25th to May 27th and Youth Director Noel would welcome details of any potential nominees. Applications close on 10 May.
Commonwealth Games - Housekeeping
This is for your interest only resulting from our District’s involvement in the Commonwealth Games.
Our services at the Games Village resulted in the following earnings. Well done! It was a massive exercise coordinated by the District.
All of this money earned will be ploughed back into charities. Read the RDU article next month.
Election of Company Directors for the Year from July 1st 2018 June 30th 2019
The following has been received from District Secretary Sue Randel.
Please note the reference to President Elect Pauline
Election of Company Directors for the Year from July 1st 2018 June 30th 2019
In compliance with Rule 7.1(a) of the Constitution of Rotary International District 9640
Limited calling for nominations from clubs for a representative who will be President of that Club for the 2018-2019 year to be a member of the Board of Company Directors of Rotary
International District 9640 Limited for the year from July 1st 2018 to June 30th 2019.
I can now advise the following :
Queensland:
As only one nomination from member clubs was received within the designated time frame in the name of Pauline Armstrong of the Rotary Club of Broadbeach, it is therefore declared that Pauline Armstrong be duly elected to the position of Queensland Representative on the Board of Directors for Rotary year 2018-2019.
And In accordance with the Ballot returns:
New South Wales:
It is declared that Wendy Scarlett of the Rotary Club of Tweed Heads South be duly elected to the position of New South Wales Representative on the Board of Directors for Rotary year 2018-2019.
As authorised by the Board.
Susan P. Randel
Company Secretary
Congratulations to Neil and Carol Baldwin on the arrival of their Grandson Oakley Edward Trent Baldwin
Dates for your diary
18 May: ROMAC Trivia Challenge
29 May: Hub clean up 9.30am
9 June: Masquerade Gala Ball hosted by Rotary Gold Coast & Burleigh Heads
What does it take to vaccinate every child in Afghanistan?
In March, the Afghanistan polio eradication initiative conducted its first nation-wide immunization campaign for polio eradication in 2018. In just under a week, around 70 000 workers knocked on doors and stopped families in health centres, city streets and at border crossings to vaccinate almost ten million children. What an incredible achievement which hopefully gets us a step closer to eradicating polio in Afghanistan.
WEEKLY LAUGHS
Just before the first race the steward was doing his rounds of the stables when he came across a trainer hand feeding a horse.
"What have you got there?" asked the steward.
"Oh hi, Mr Johnstone. It's a Mintie. I'm afraid this stallion has a bit of a sweet tooth."
The trainer started to chew on a Mintie and gave one to the steward. They talked about how the horse was doing and the steward walked on.
The jockey arrived and the trainer gave him instructions. "When you come around the straight just let the horse go. It's in great form and the only thing that could beat it will be the steward or me."
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Apple's new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California, is having some problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass that employees have reportedly been walking into glass walls. I guess Apple shouldn't have installed windows."
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If they permit teachers to carry firearms in schools, will the librarians be required to have a silencer?
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I heard about a young man who joined a silent order of monks. They could only speak two words once very 10 years. After the first ten years, the young monk came to the abbot and said, "Lousy food."
Ten years later, he said, " Lumpy bed."
And finally, after 30 years, he said, "I quit."
The abbot replied, "I'm not surprised. You've done nothing but bitch and moan ever since you got here."
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Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Q: How do chickens get strong?
A: Egg-cersize.
Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: The wheels, because they are always tired!
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?
A: A buccaneer!
QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
"People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything"
Thomas Sowell
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