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ATTENDANCE REPORT 01 MAY 2018
 
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  Broadbeach Members 
  
Honorary Members (Uwe Seifert) 
  
Visiting Rotarians                                     
   Guest Speaker - John Newlands
     Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER
 
 
 
08 May
Door:        Neil Jones & Chris Owen
Sergeant:  David O'Dwyer
Toast:       Les Bulluss
Scribe:      Alex Jorden
Anecdote:  Nigel Hyland
 
15 May
Door:        Neil Jones & Robyn Brown
Sergeant:  Russ Hutchison
Toast:       Uwe Seifert
Scribe:      Jim Hawkins
Anecdote:  Nigel Hyland
 
22May
Door:        Neil Jones & Nayer Kaviani
Sergeant:  Les Bulluss
Toast:       Kevin O'Brien
Scribe:      Pauline Armstrong
Anecdote:  Alain Charles
 
29 May
Door:        Neil Jones & Alex Jorden
Sergeant:  David O'Dwyer
Toast:        Ray Milton
Scribe:      Ian Cowen
Anecdote:  Neil Jones
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 11 May
8.00am    Arch, Cec & Peter
11.00am  Pauline Armstrong, Noel Hodges & Neil Jones
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 20 May
5.00am   John Curr,Peter Gowans, Nigel Hyland & Tony Lewis 
7.00am   Kevin O'Brien & Bill Waller
 
Broadbeach Carousel Wednesday 09 May   
12 noon to 3.00pm  Jim Hawkins & Kevin O'Brien
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - PETER DIMOND
 
No report this week
 
Meeting   01 May 2018  
Fines
Bunning's Sizzle  27 April          
$           
Copper Pot                           
Raffle $   Car boot sale  $    
       
TOTAL $           TOTAL $  
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
I am about to update our list of members details. If you have any changes to your address, e mail phone numbers etc., please let me know ASAP
Please note you can also update your details in the Club website by going into Member area, click on Active Member area and your details will appear. Here you are able to edit and update your personal details, especially relevant dates of birthdays, anniversaries etc.
This is important to ensure our Club records are up to date.
Your personal details in this site can only be viewed by Board members and the Web master
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
 

1 Spoke  to  Cec   who  is  on  the mend  and  hopes  to  return  in  a  couple of  weeks

2.  Tony   rang  Keith  for  his  birthday  and  he  seemed  in  good  spirits.

3.  Spoke  to  Russ  about  Ian ,Ian  is  fine  again  and  out of  hospital

4.  Bill’s  treatment  is  ongoing  and  we  will see  him    when  he  feels  well  enough  to  come.

 

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Upcoming Events
Club Assembly & Think Tank
Quality Hotel
May 08, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Russ Hutchison - report on trip to France
Quality Hotel
May 15, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Les Bullus - QPS involvement in GC2018
Quality Hotel
May 22, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Visit to Coastguard Southport
May 29, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Robert Likeman - The Monkey on my Back’
Quality Hotel
Jun 05, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Kynd Care Services - Michael
Mermaid Quality Hotel
Jun 12, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on June 19th
Quality Hotel
Jun 19, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on June 26th
Quality Hotel
Jun 26, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on July 3rd
Jul 03, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Keith Hawton
May 2
 
John Curr
May 10
 
Cec McPaul
May 11
 
Neil Baldwin
May 12
 
Jim Hawkins
May 22
 
Peter Dimond
May 28
 
Alain Charles
May 30
 
Spouse Birthdays
Gay
May 3
 
Jeanette O'Brien
May 30
 
Anniversaries
Alex Jorden
Marie Jorden
May 2
 
Join Date
Ian Cowen
May 2, 1968
50 years
 
Neil Jones
May 11, 1986
32 years
 
Neil Baldwin
May 22, 2007
11 years
 
ClubRunner
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTE
 
ANDREW McTAGGART
 
 
 
Blackjack, poker, roulette, keno, lotto, scratchies, poker machines, tabs and racetracks
Over 30 years in the Queensland gaming industry from the Gold Coast to Mt Isa and up to Cairns. I have seen it all from 18 year olds to Grandma in her 90s playing at poker machines and even betting with the bookmakers at the local race course. The most exciting was the time I spent at Conrad Jupiters casino, no matter what time of day or night the casino was buzzing with thousands of people trying to win their fortune and of course thousands losing at the same time. Black Jack was the most enjoyable game to deal and to chat to the punters telling you their stories of winning and losing. The racetrack always had a punter or trainer giving you a tip on the next race; sometimes you would even back a 100-1 long shot. It’s a shame the Broadbeach Rotary club punters club can’t find a few.
The best by far was telling a retired couple in their 70s they had won millions on their gold lotto coupon, they had been playing the same numbers every Wednesday and Saturday night for years. Last week I had a lady crying on my shoulder as she had just won $9200 on lotto and her late husband had chosen the numbers. Hopefully next time she will win the big one. As for myself I have been lucky enough to have won 2nd division on our Oz lotto store syndicate and still trying for the first division.
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
The following Vocational visits are being arranged:
To be held on the last Tuesday in the months of May, July, September and November:
  • May - Coast Guard Southport
  • July - TBA
  • September - Malaria Project at Griffith University (Yet to be confirmed)
  • November - Westpac  rescue helicopter Carrara (Confirmed)
May Is  Month Youth Service Month
 
ROTARY YOUTH PROGRAM OF ENRICHMENT
RYPEN is a Rotary International youth program held at Camp Bornhoffen in the Gold Coast hinterland. It is intended to assist young people to challenge themselves, extend their boundaries, and develop positive behaviours in a supportive environment. The RYPEN schedule is a mix of guest-­­speaker sessions, team-­­based activities and physical activities. The value of teamwork & the importance of taking part rather than winning is emphasised in all activities. Our team establishes an atmosphere of fun where it is hard not to have a great time. The program has been running for many years and is held in Rotary districts all across the world. Bornhoffen PCYC is the venue for the RYPEN camp. As anyone who has been lucky enough to make the trip into the Numinbah Valley will attest, this is indeed a breathtaking location. The program is for youth aged fourteen to sixteen years who would love a weekend packed with activities, entertaining speakers & opportunities to learn and to make new friends.
Our club is seeking to sponsor one or more young people to attend the program which this year will be held from May 25th to May 27th and Youth Director Noel would welcome details of any potential nominees.  Applications close on 10 May.
 
Commonwealth Games - Housekeeping
This is for your interest only resulting from our District’s involvement in the Commonwealth Games.
Our services at the Games Village resulted in the following earnings. Well done! It was a massive exercise coordinated by the District.
 
All of this money earned will be ploughed back into charities. Read the RDU article next month.
 
Election of Company Directors for the Year from July 1st 2018 June 30th 2019
 
The following has been received from District Secretary Sue Randel.
 
Please note the reference to President Elect Pauline
Election of Company Directors for the Year from July 1st 2018 June 30th 2019
In compliance with Rule 7.1(a) of the Constitution of Rotary International District 9640
Limited calling for nominations from clubs for a representative who will be President of that Club for the 2018-2019 year to be a member of the Board of Company Directors of Rotary
International District 9640 Limited for the year from July 1st 2018 to June 30th 2019.
I can now advise the following :
Queensland:
As only one nomination from member clubs was received within the designated time frame in the name of Pauline Armstrong of the Rotary Club of Broadbeach, it is therefore declared that Pauline Armstrong be duly elected to the position of Queensland Representative on the Board of Directors for Rotary year 2018-2019.
And In accordance with the Ballot returns:
 
New South Wales:
It is declared that Wendy Scarlett of the Rotary Club of Tweed Heads South be duly elected to the position of New South Wales Representative on the Board of Directors for Rotary year 2018-2019.
As authorised by the Board.
Susan P. Randel
Company Secretary
 
Congratulations to Neil and Carol Baldwin on the arrival of their Grandson Oakley Edward Trent Baldwin
 
Dates for your diary
18 May:      ROMAC Trivia Challenge
29 May:      Hub clean up 9.30am
9 June:       Masquerade Gala Ball hosted by Rotary Gold Coast & Burleigh Heads
30 June:     District 9640 Annual Changeover
10 July:      Broadbeach Club Annual Changeover Dinner
5 August:   Rotary Gold Coast Ramble
6 October:  Rotary Surfers Paradise 16th Charity Race Day (supporting Malaria Vaccine Project)
 
 
 
 
The Rotary Foundation Weekly
 

Ten million children. 70 000 workers. Five days.

What does it take to vaccinate every child in Afghanistan?

In March, the Afghanistan polio eradication initiative conducted its first nation-wide immunization campaign for polio eradication in 2018. In just under a week, around 70 000 workers knocked on doors and stopped families in health centres, city streets and at border crossings to vaccinate almost ten million children. What an incredible achievement which hopefully gets us a step closer to eradicating polio in Afghanistan.

 

 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING 1ST MAY 2018
 
Scribe:  Nigel Hyland
 
Sergeant Less Bulluss welcomed everyone present and introduced President Alain who opened the meeting.
PP Bruce Kuhn proposed the toast for the evening to the huge amount of unpaid carers.
Administration Director Bob Jordan advised the members of the upcoming Bunnings sizzle to be held on Sunday 20th May and although this date clashes with the District assembly he was able to get several members to attend this sizzle
President elect Pauline Armstrong informed members about the upcoming District Assemblies(20th May or 3rd June) advising members of the benefits of these  assemblies and they are open to all members to attend.
The raffle was won by Robyn Brown and heads and tails by Russ Hutchison
Congratulation were offered to Carol and Neil Baldwin on the arrival of their Grandson Oakley Edward Trent Baldwin
PP Ray introduced the guest speaker for the night John Newlands Director/Principal of the Professionals Surfers Paradise and a Director of the REIQ.
John gave an excellent overview of the Real Estate market on the Gold Coast highlighting growth suburbs in relation to houses, units and the rental market. John cited the fact that the rental vacancy rate was 1.1% a very low figure.
John gave very detailed responses to several questions from members which were well received.
Ray extended a vote of thanks to John and presented him with a unique Broadbeach Rotary glass - only made available to guest speakers at the Club
 
The Week in Pictures
 
   
  President Alain opening the           Sgt Les
  meeting
 
 
PP Bruce proposing the toast         Bob Jordan updating the
Unpaid Carers                              members on Bunning Sizzles
 
 
 
PE Pauline updating the                Raffle winner Robyn
upcoming District Assemblies
 
 
 
Heads and Tails winner                 PP Ray introducing Guest
Russell                                        speaker John Newlands
 
 
 
 Guest speaker John Newlands      PP Ray thanking guest speaker
                                                  John
 
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS 

Just before the first race the steward was doing his rounds of the stables when he came across a trainer hand feeding a horse.
"What have you got there?" asked the steward.
"Oh hi, Mr Johnstone. It's a Mintie. I'm afraid this stallion has a bit of a sweet tooth."
The trainer started to chew on a Mintie and gave one to the steward. They talked about how the horse was doing and the steward walked on.
The jockey arrived and the trainer gave him instructions. "When you come around the straight just let the horse go. It's in great form and the only thing that could beat it will be the steward or me."
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Apple's new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California, is having some problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass that employees have reportedly been walking into glass walls. I guess Apple shouldn't have installed windows." 
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If they permit teachers to carry firearms in schools, will the librarians be required to have a silencer?
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I heard about a young man who joined a silent order of monks. They could only speak two words once very 10 years.  After the first ten years, the young monk came to the abbot and said, "Lousy food."
Ten years later, he said, " Lumpy bed."
And finally, after 30 years, he said, "I quit."
The abbot replied, "I'm not surprised. You've done nothing but bitch and moan ever since you got here."
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Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

Q: How do chickens get strong?
A: Egg-cersize.

Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: The wheels, because they are always tired!

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.

Q: How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?
A: A buccaneer!
 


       QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
"People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything"
 
Thomas Sowell
 
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