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Alain Charles
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Dear Fellow Rotarians,
 
Last Tuesday we had as guest speaker our very own PP Russell Hutchison. Russell was accompanied by his daughter Edwina, grandson James and granddaughter Judy. Russel's thorough presentation was about his visit to the  War Memorials of France and Belgium was quite enthralling. It was  eye-opening to many of us on the night.
 
Quiet week in Rotary as  District 9640 is preparing for the District Assembly this weekend at Boonah as well as the other District Assembly at Ballina on the 3/6/2018. Thank you to the members that have registered and it is always great to hear what District and RI has come up with for the new Rotary year. Pauline has been busy assembling her team and I look forward to supporting our President elect with her year.
This also gives me an opportunity to review this year’s Rotary International Theme:-  Rotary: Making a Difference
Quoting some the words of current Rotary International President Ian Riseley –
“ Rotary is a massive and massively complex organisation. We have 1.2 million members in 35,633 clubs in nearly every country of the world. Hundreds of thousands of participants are involved in Rotary programs, such as Rotaract, Interact, Youth Exchange, Rotary Youth Leadership Awards (RYLA), Rotary Community Corps, Rotary Peace Centres and a host of local and Foundation-supported projects and programs at the national, district and local levels. Rotary accounts for countless projects every year. One hundred and thirteen years after the first Rotary Club was founded, Rotary service reaches literally around the globe.
Rotary is, by design, a strong decentralised organisation, intended to enable each Rotarian and each Rotary club to serve in ways that suit them best. This can pose seriously challenges to our identity as an organisation. Many people who have heard of Rotary still have very little idea of what Rotary does and even within Rotary many members have an incomplete understanding of our larger organisation, our goals and of our programs. These challenges causes significant implications with our public image and our ability to build membership, partnerships and service. As Rotarians we see a world where people unite and take action to create lasting change across the world in our communities and in ourselves.
Our vison is the same  - Rotary gives us the opportunity to build the world we want to see – to unite and take action through Rotary Making a Difference”
 
I look forward to welcoming you all next Tuesday at the Quality Hotel for another great night of fellowship.
 
Yours In Rotary
Alain
 
 
 
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 15 MAY 2018
 
 
18 Broadbeach Members 
  1
Honorary Members  
  4
Member's Guests (Neville Kerrison, Edwina, Jim & Judy Hutchison)                                    
  1 Visiting Rotarian (Adrian Crowe, Surfers Sunrise) 
24 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER
 
22May
Door:        Neil Jones & Nayer Kaviani
Sergeant:  Les Bulluss
Toast:       Kevin O'Brien
Scribe:      Pauline Armstrong
Anecdote:  Alain Charles
 
29 May
Door:        Neil Jones & Alex Jorden
Sergeant:  David O'Dwyer
Toast:        Ray Milton
Scribe:      Ian Cowen
Anecdote:  Neil Jones
 
05 June
Door:        Harold Busch & Denis O'Brien
Sergeant:  Russ Hutchison
Toast:       Bill Waller
Scribe:      Bob Jordan
Anecdote: Pauline Armstrong
 
12 June
Door:        Harold Busch & Cec McPaul
Sergeanr:  Les Bulluss
Toast:       Andrew McTaggart
Scribe:      Malcolm Daviess
Anecdote:  Bob Jordan
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 25 May
8.00am   Malcolm Daviess & Tony Lewis
11.00am Kevin O'Brien, Uwe Seifert & Grahame Werrell
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 03 June
5.00am   John Curr, Peter Gowans, Nigel Hyland & Ray Milton
7.00am   Harold Busch & Kevin O'Brien
 
Broadbeach Carousel Wednesday 23 May   
12 noon to 3.00pm  Noel Hodges & Bill Waller
 
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - PETER DIMOND
 
 
Meeting   15 May 2018  
Fines $29.00 
Bunning's Sizzle  11 May          
$504.60 
Copper Pot $15.05                            
Raffle $33.00   Car boot sale  $      
       
TOTAL $77.05   TOTAL $504.60
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
At the Board meeting held Tuesday 15 May the Board officially approved our involvement in this years Police Officer of the Year function. Congratulation to Ray Milton and his team who do a magnificent job in organising and staging this event.
Also at the Board meeting it was noted that Neil Jones will be applying to the liquor and gaming commission for a grant of $35000 for the purchase of new scooters in order to upgrade some of the aging scooters we have.
As we are well aware, Neil does a wonderful job in the presentation of his applications which has led to us obtaining grants previously
The incoming Board will have a preliminary meeting following next Tuesdays (22 May) meeting. It will be held downstairs in the Bar area.
Please let President Elect Pauline or myself know if there are any issues and/or suggestions you would like raised at this meeting.
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan

Bob away in the outback this week.

Uwe and Kevin both recovering from dose of dreaded lurgy. 

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President
 
Immediate Past President
 
President Elect
 
Vice President
 
Treasurer
 
Secretary
 
Director - Admin
 
Director - Service
 
Director - Membership
 
Director - Rotary Foundation
 
Director - Youth Services
 
Webmaster
 
Upcoming Events
Les Bullus - QPS involvement in GC2018
Quality Hotel
May 22, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Visit to Coastguard Southport
May 29, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Robert Likeman - The Monkey on my Back’
Quality Hotel
Jun 05, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Kynd Care Services - Michael
Mermaid Quality Hotel
Jun 12, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on June 19th
Quality Hotel
Jun 19, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on June 26th
Quality Hotel
Jun 26, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on July 3rd
Jul 03, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Changeover
Quality Hotel
Jul 10, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Keith Hawton
May 2
 
John Curr
May 10
 
Cec McPaul
May 11
 
Neil Baldwin
May 12
 
Jim Hawkins
May 22
 
Peter Dimond
May 28
 
Alain Charles
May 30
 
Spouse Birthdays
Gay
May 3
 
Jeanette O'Brien
May 30
 
Anniversaries
Alex Jorden
Marie Jorden
May 2
 
Join Date
Ian Cowen
May 2, 1968
50 years
 
Neil Jones
May 11, 1986
32 years
 
Neil Baldwin
May 22, 2007
11 years
 
ClubRunner
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTE
 
NIGEL HYLAND OAM
 
 
 
I am Not one for writing about myself.  I would like to sacrifice my Anecdote opportunity to share a joke with Members.
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Stuttering Bible Salesman!

“Bible Salesman”
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, “I want to sell Bibles for you.”
“OK, you’re hired. Here’s your kit, go sell!”
The second came in and said, “I want to sell Bibles for you.”
“OK, you’re hired! Here’s your kit; go sell!”
The third came in and said, “I- i – I wa – wa- wa-want t-t-t-t-to s-s-s-s-ell to sell, to sell, to sell, Bi – bi – bi – Bibles, sell Bi -Bibles f-f-f-fo-for y-y-y-y you Bibles for you!”
“No,” shouted the man, “this will never work! You can’t sell Bibles for me!”
The applicant replied, “B-b-b-b-but I r-r-r-eall, but I really, really, n-n-n-n-need th-th-th-this, really need tthis job!”
As there were no other applicants, he man said, “OK, I’ll give you one shot at this, but I expect you to PRODUCE!”
At the end of the day, the first applicant comes back and reports, “I sold 8 Bibles today.”
The second reports, “I sold 11 Bibles today.”
The third worker reports, “To-to-to-to t-t-today, I-i-I so- so, I so-, I so-, I so- I sold 28 Bi- bi- b- bibles!”
“Great,” says the man. “However, I want you to sell a lot more Bibles than that, so get out there tomorrow and MAKE ME SOME MONEY!”
At the end of the second day, the first worker comes in and reports, “Today, I sold 21 Bibles.”
The second worker reports, “I sold 29 Bibles today.”
The third worker reports, “To-to-to t-today, I-i-I so- so, I so-, I sold 79 Bi-bi-bi- sold 79, sold 79 Bibles.”
“Fantastic,” said the man, “since you’re doing so well, so much better than these other two bums, why don’t you tell them what your sales technique is.”
Replied the worker, “I-i-I j-j-j-j-ju-ju-ju-just wa, wa, wa, just wal- wa- wa- walk, just walk up to up to up to just walk up to them and and ask, them and ask, them and ask if th-th-th-th ask if they w-w-w-w-w- wa- ask if they want t-t-t-t-o-o- if they want to b–b-b-b-b if they want to buy a Bi-bi – want to buy a Bi–b–a – a- abi – buy a to buy a Bi-bi-bible, or d-d-d-d-d do th-th-they do they w-w-w-ant me to READ it to ’em?”
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
New Rotary Club on Gold Coast

The Rotary Club of Southport is sponsoring the charter of the Rotary Club of Griffith Gold Coast on Thursday June 7th 2018.

Venue is Gs Restaurant, Griffith University, Gold Coast Campus 7.15am for 7.30am.  All welcome $16 per head (RSVP Regina Tucker 0434 171 921 by 5 June)

 

Rotary Club of Hope Island to Meet at Hub

With the purpose of learning more about our scooter project,  Hope Island club will hold its regular Wednesday morning breakfast meeting at The Hub on Wednesday 30 May at 6.45am for 7.00am.  John Monks will be speaking on the scooter project and all members are welcome to attend. There will be no cost but numbers are required for catering purposes.

This is an excellent opportunity for some fellowship with another Gold Coast club.

To ensure The Hub is in prime condition a working bee will be held commencing at 9.30am on Tuesday 29 May.

Please advise John Monks if you are able to assist at the working bee and also if you wish to attend Hope Island breakfast meeting.

 
Dates for your diary
29 May:      Vocational visit to Coast Guard, Southport (More details next week)
9 June:       Masquerade Gala Ball hosted by Rotary Gold Coast & Burleigh Heads
30 June:     District 9640 Annual Changeover
10 July:      Broadbeach Club Annual Changeover Dinner
5 August:   Rotary Gold Coast Ramble
6 October:  Rotary Surfers Paradise 16th Charity Race Day (supporting Malaria Vaccine Project)
 
 
 
 
 
The Rotary Foundation Weekly
 

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FROM OUR LAST MEETING 15TH MAY 2018
 
Scribe:  Jim Hawkins
 
Sergeant David O’Dyer opened the meeting and introduced President Alain who welcomed all present including honorary Member Ian as well as visiting Rotarian Adrian Crowe from Surfers Sunrise.   Alain also welcomed the Hutchison family group – Russ, Edwina, Jim and Judy and guest Neville Kerrison.
Noel Hodges then proposed a toast to the various Youth programs of Rotary International.
 
Reports
Harold Bush reported on the working bee held at  Cedar House, Worongary on the previous Saturday.  One of the key learnings of the day was that when you plan to erect shade sails – make sure you invite someone with the necessary know how to join in.
Sergeant David conducted his usual hilarious Sergeants session successfully lightening our pockets once again.  Bunyips were Bill Rex and Peter Dimond.
The winner of the raffle was Neil Baldwin and heads and tails winner was Ian Cowen.
 
Guest Speaker Segment
Russ Hutchison gave us a very interesting account of his recent trip to Europe. This time he took along his daughter Edwina and grandson Jim.

The first area they visited was Verdun an area of battle during World War 1.
Its population is 18,000 and its located 260 k’s east of Paris. The highlight there is the French national memorial & ossuary.  The ossuary holds the skeleton remains of 160,000 French soldiers and some German soldiers, with the cemetery out the front - an amazing site with 12,412 French soldiers buried here. The French had something like 1.4 million soldiers killed in world war one, mainly here at Verdun.
Also here is the tomb of the Unknown Soldier after the war was selected.   The French had 8 caskets with 8 unknown French soldiers---the prime minister walked between, touched one of the caskets, so in early 1920’s this became the tomb of the unknown soldier at the arch de triumph in Paris, where a service of remembrance is held each evening.
Next they travelled north east to Metz, a very interesting city with a magnificent cathedral about 500 years old. Next day they headed off to more memorials, crossed the border into Germany to a town called Mettlach, where at lunch, grandson Jim was able to down his first legal beer. This was followed by travel through four countries in one day en-route to Luxembourg for afternoon tea.
Luxembourg was a World War 2 zone. There they went to the American cemetery & memorial to view the grave of General George s Patton’s final resting place.  He was killed in Germany in a motor accident after the war in December 1945. They also visited a German war cemetery close by.
Nearby at the Ardeen American cemetery & memorial - oh wow - as you enter beautiful gardens parkland trees with a large memorial in the distance, then you see the memorial, thousands of American soldiers graves, it truly takes your breath away.
Next nearby, they visited another German cemetery from world war two, and then a spot where two British planes were shot down returning from a bombing raid - killing the 10 occupants, some from New Zealand and Australia on board. That battle has subsequently become known as the ‘’battle of the bulge’’.
Next – onto Bastogne, east Belgium, Ardennes forest, near Luxembourg---another world war two zone. Commencing on 16th December 1944 until 25th January 1945 - 200,000 German troops, equipped with 1,000 tanks engaged in battle against 80,000 American soldiers. The Americans had no idea the Germans had amassed such a huge army, assuming it would not be possible to come through the dense Ardennes forest, that runs through western Germany,  eastern Belgium then Luxembourg.
But they did, surrounding Bastogne, encircling the Americans there for 6 days during bad, middle of winter weather. The Americans ran out of supplies—and this was the elite US 101st airborne division. There are lots of memorials to them, this developed into one of the biggest battles of world war two in Europe.
Next phase was onto Leuven, Belgium - an area Russ had always wanted to visit. Its population 95,000  is the city wrecked by the Germans in world war one features an amazing library, bombed and burnt at that time.  This building, now restored to its former glory, held an amazing collection of books and medieval documents all destroyed - very sad.
Next, heading west then south towards Poperinge, different memorials, cemeteries, where they visited a German cemetery that has the graves of 46,000 soldiers, including the famous statues of a German father and his wife grieving over the loss of their son - all very moving. In this cemetery there are ten soldiers to a grave. Close by was a Belgium cemetery also.
The next phase was to Ypres - in Flanders fields. It’s 123 k’s south of Brussels very close to the French border. It has a population of 35,000.  In this and surrounding areas there are 230 British Commonwealth war cemeteries and memorials.  In all, the British have built over 900 war cemeteries/memorials on the western front, that includes Flanders fields in Belgium with another 2,000 built next to the local town cemetery, with Australians buried in over 500  of these final resting places - all up over  3,000 cemeteries, from world war one
Ypres was a medieval city, completely flattened by German bombs in world war one, including the famous cathedral and cloth hall. The rebuild of the cloth hall back to its original state took 67 years. It’s now called the Flanders fields museum. On 6th June 1917, 19 huge bombs/explosives were let off by the British - killing in excess of 10,000 German soldiers.  It was the biggest explosions ever known until then. Many now know of the film of the Australian soldiers who were involved - called hill 60.
On 31st July to 10th November 1917, the third battle of Ypres or the battle of Passchendaele took place. The statistics are 325,000 British casualties 260,000 Germans and 38,000 Australians.
If you visit this area of Flanders fields make sure to visit Tyne cot cemetery and memorial. As you enter a speaker near you says the name of a soldier killed and once inside shows his photograph.
In Ypres, the Menin gate memorial was built in the 1920’s. It has the names of 55,000 British soldiers who died in Flanders fields as well as Canadians and 6,000 Australian names with no known grave including Cec McFaul’s uncle. There, every night since 1928 they have held a remembrance service. At the evening service if you wish to participate you write to the last post association giving the date you wish to lay a wreath in remembrance etc.  Russ had requested for Edwina and Jim to lay a wreath on Tuesday 10th April. Should you look up the last post association you will now see Hutchison family, Australia.
Whilst over there it was 100 years since Diana’s uncle Charlie Harrington, age 20 was killed on the western front on 5th April 1918.   Sadly, this is where Russ’s wife Diana passed away six years ago.
In conclusion, Australia’s population before 1914 was under 5 million, with 62,000 Australian soldiers killed in world war one - Gallipoli, the western front including Flanders fields. Even worse, from 1919 to 1930 after returning back home to Australia – approx. 60,000 former soldiers died from their wounds or took their lives unable to cope in subsequent years.
 
 
The Week in Pictures
 
   
          Sergeant David             Noel proposed the Toast               President Alain
  
                Neil Won the Raffle                                     Ian won Heads & Tails
   
Harold update on Cedar House  Malcolm introduces Russ    Guest Speaker Russ
  
       Malcolm led the thanks to Russ                   Russ with Edwina, James & Judy
  
   Installing shade sails at Cedar House            taking a well earned rest at the working bee
 
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS

A tourist on a diving charter off the coast of Florida asks the blond dive master: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blond replies: "Think about it! If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behaviour, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.
Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
“Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, “Say something.”
The dean sighs and says, “I should have taken the money!”
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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator!

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger.

 

       QUOTE FOR THE WEEK

 
"Drunken man's words Often sober man's thoughts"
 
Confucius
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