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Fellow Rotarians & Friends,
Presidents Report 24/09/19,
We enjoyed good company and fellowship at the Hub last night. Welcome to Guests, Ros, Haidee and Brian and to Honorary Rotarians Uwe and Ian. John Monks gave an impromptu well spoken vote of thanks to colleagues who had cleaned and tidied the Hub prior to our meeting. Ray gave an update on the POOTY award [29/10/19] with 15 nominations to date. Sergeant Uwe, once again, relieved us of much of our ‘filthy lucre’. Next week, Murray Garde, linguist and anthropologist who has been involved in the islands of Vanuatu for over twenty years will be discussing Vanuatu as a case study in community development as well as talking about a brief history of the South Pacific Islands during and after colonisation. Murray’s talk will be relevant to our combined Rotary Club project in Pentecost Island and we anticipate Rotarians from Surfers Sunrise and Gold Coast clubs joining us on the Tuesday. Also next week I look forward to inducting Brian Pearson back into our Club. Over the last eight years Brian has been instrumental in raising over $200,000 to assist a number or orphanages in Laos. I have travelled to Luang Prabang, Laos, on a number of occasions, once as a visiting medical practitioner to examine the children in these orphanages and have seen the results of his sterling efforts first hand. It will be good to renew ‘auld acquaintance’ with Brian. I look forward to your ongoing fellowship next week.
Yours in Rotary Service.
Dr Graham Sivyer
President
 
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 24 SEPTEMBER 2019
 
23 Broadbeach Members 
2 Honorary Member (Ian Cowen & Uwe Seifert)
1
Member's Guests     John's wife                                                                                    
Nil Visiting Rotarians 
26 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER 
 
01 October
Door:         Kevin O'Brien & Cec McPaul
Sergeant:  Uwe Seifert
Toast:        Peter Dimond
Scribe:       Denis O'Brien
Anecdote:  Harold Busch
 
08 October
Door:         Kevin O'Brien & Cec McPaul
Sergeant:  Uwe Seifert
Toast:        Bruce Kuhn
Scribe:       Alain Charles
Anecdote:  Andrew McTaggart
 
15 October
Door:         Kevin O'Brien & Cec McPaul
Sergeant:  Uwe Seifert
Toast:        John Monks
Scribe:       Alain Charles
Anecdote:  Noel Phingsthorne
 
22 October
Door:         Kevin O'Brien & Cec McPaul
Sergeant:  Uwe Seifert
Toast:        Neil Baldwin
Scribe:       Russ Hutchison
Anecdote:  Alex Jorden
 
29 October
Gold Coast Police Officer of the Year Award
Scribe:       Ray Milton
 
04 November
Monday Evening Dance Social
 
05 November
No Meeting - Melbourne Cup Day
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle - No sizzle this week
08.00am  
11.00am 
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 06 October
5.00am  John Curr, Noel & Kay Hodges & Uwe Seifert
7.00am  Alain Charles & Malcolm Daviess
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - NOEL HODGES
 
Meeting   24 September 2019  
Fines $63.80
Bunnings Sausage Sizzle 20/09   
$632.20
Copper Pot $Nil                                        
Raffle $40.00 Car Boot Sale Sunday   $ Nil
TOTAL $103.80 TOTAL $632.20 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Les Bulluss,
 
 
 
 
Nights  at   The  Hub  have  become   an  important  part of  our   club  programme and  they  are  enjoyed by  all.
Last  Tuesday  night  was   no  exception and  everyone  present had  a great  time.
John  Monks  thanked  all  those  who  helped in  the  set  up and  Bill  for  doing  the  bar.
Unfortunately  you  would  not be  able  to  say  the  same  for  the  cleanup as  when  our  very  short  board meeting  finished  it  was  noticeable  that  John  was  in  the  kitchen  alone cleaning  ,  washing up  and  putting away.
We can't allow  this  to  continue and  for  future   nights  President  Graham  will be  selecting several  helpers  to  cleanup.It  takes  only 15  minutes to  complete and  is not  physically  taxing......
Please  assist if  you  are  requested  to
Thanks
Bob  Jordan

 

 
 
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Immediate Past President
 
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Vice President
 
Secretary
 
Treasurer
 
Executive Secretary
 
Director - Admin
 
Director - Service
 
Director - Membership and Public Relations
 
Director - Rotary Foundation
 
Director - Youth Services
 
Upcoming Events
Dr. Murray Garde - Anthropologist, Linguist
Quality Hotel
Oct 01, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Phia Damsma - Sonokids Australia
Quality Hotrel
Oct 08, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Mick Palmer - former Commisioner of the AFP
Quality Hotel
Oct 22, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Gold Coast Police Officer of the Year Awards Night
Quality Hotel
Oct 29, 2019
6:30 PM – 9:00 PM
 
Dinner, Dance & Club Meeting at Southport SCC
Southport Senior Citizens Centre
Nov 04, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Melbourne Cup today - no meeting
Nov 05, 2019
 
Steven Kennedy - Ashmore Scouts
Quality Hotel
Nov 12, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Introducing the GSE group from Seattle/Vancouver
Quality Hotel
Nov 12, 2019
7:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Angie Bell - Member for Moncrieff
Quality Hotel
Nov 19, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
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Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Bill Rex
September 22
 
Uwe Seifert
September 24
 
Spouse Birthdays
Kay Hodges
September 14
 
Jenny
September 15
 
Barbara
September 19
 
Claire O'Brien
September 27
 
Anniversaries
Bill Rex
Barbara
September 22
 
Frank Adorjan
Agnes
September 28
 
Join Date
Anthony Lewis
September 12, 2000
19 years
 
Bill Rex
September 12, 1992
27 years
 
John Monks
September 27, 2011
8 years
 
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MEMBER ANECDOTE
 
JIM HAWKINS
 
On overcoming fear/on courage
Nelson Mandela and Richard Stengel, who worked on his autobiography with him, were flying  in a tiny plane over South Africa. It was very small, seating only six people. Nelson Mandela had gotten onto the plane and had seen a newspaper so he started reading it. After years in prison, he loved to read the news since he had been cut off from the world  in his prison cell for so long. At one point, Mandela looked up from his paper and out the window, and saw that the propeller on the plane had stopped working. Mandela said very calmly, "Richard, you might want to inform the pilot that the propeller isn’t  working." Stengel went to the front of the plane and told the captain, who told Stengel that he knew and he should sit down. He said the airport already had called ambulances and fire trucks and were ready for whatever happened. Stengel reported the message  to Mandela, who listened carefully and said, "Yes." Then he continued reading his newspaper. Stengel was terrified and looked over at Mandela who sat calm and composed. It helped Stengel calm down, and he imagined that the prisoners in Robben Island must have  also been calmed by Mandela's fearless demeanor. Finally, the plan landed with no problems. Mandela reportedly never changed his expression. After they had disembarked and were inside the airport, Mandela remarked, "Man, I was scared up there." Stengel was  surprised because he thought that Mandela really hadn't been scared, he had hidden it so well. Stengel said that he understood why Mandela was so inspiring to so many who were frightened. He was afraid, but hadn’t let it get to him. He inspired courage in  others because of his enormous courage.

Jim Hawkins
 
 
 
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Rotary Information Weekly
 
Dates for Your Diary
Saturday 12 October - Charity Race day..
Surface Paradise Rotary Club is holding its 17th Annual Race Day on Sat 12 Oct, commencing at 11:30 AM at The Event center Gold Coast Turf Club.
Cost $85:00 per person Includes a fantastic hot and cold Buffet lunch, 
Lucky Door Prize , Multi Raffle draws, and Prizes for best dressed male and female and best hat.
Fashion Parade Liz Clifte International Spring collection,
For further information contact Jim Hawkins
 
Tuesday 29 October - Gold Coast Police Officer of the Year Awards
Quality Hotel Mermaid Waters  6.00pm for 6.30pm
More details from Ray Milton shortly
 
Monday 4 November - Social Dinner & Dance
More details from Kevin O'Brien as arrangements finalised.
 
Tuesday 17 December - Club Christmas Function
More  details in due course
 
Friday 27 to Sunday 28 March 2020 - District Conference
The 2020 District 9640 Conference will be held in Tenterfield and registration will open soon.
Now is the time to plan your attendance and to book accommodation.
 
Friday10 April 2020 to Sunday 12 April 2020 - Visit to Tauranga (NZ) Sister Club
At Easter 2020 our Sister Club Tauranga will celebrate its 75th anniversary and is inviting members of Sister Clubs Broadbeach & Kasaoka to join them for this special occasion.
A program of events is being arranged and more details will be advised. Home hosting will be available for Broadbeach members & partners but if you prefer to arrange hotel accommodation this should be done as soon as possible as Easter is a very busy time in Tauranga.
We will look at organising some additional touring either side of the Tauranga visit - possibly self drive people movers/small bus depending upon numbers.  If you are interested in joining in the visit to Tauranga please let Neil Jones know.  A meeting of interested members will be convened in November.
 
 

Why Passport clubs work

Gold Coast Passport Rotary Club

Gold Coast Passport Rotary Club of District 9640 at Karma Collab Hub in June.

By Jayde Purnell, Gold Coast Passport Rotary Club, District 9640 (Australia)

Apassport Rotary club is designed to attract a diverse demographic, and from my perspective, it’s working. On the last Tuesday of each month, I merrily waltz my way into Karma Collab Hub for an evening of wine, cheese, laughter and community impact; all in the company of great friends and with the guidance of Rotary members from local clubs. It’s unlike any community I’ve ever experienced, and I’ve come to realise that my Rotary badge is consistently (and quite unintentionally) accompanied by a wide grin.

Young Australian’s are eager to help create a better world. Rotary continues to bring people together to create lasting change in our communities and globally. With Gold Coast Passport Rotary Club of District 9640 (Australia), we’re reaching younger professionals in our area with the message of how Rotary allows members to use their passion, energy, and intelligence to take action. Our club is modeled after similar ones in the United States.

Governor-elect Andy Rajapakse and Candice Olivier, our club president, first crossed paths at a Junior Chamber of Commerce event earlier this year and quickly became an unstoppable dynamic duo with a vision to shape a new type of club. Before long, whispers of a do-good travel club spread, and 20 proud members were on hand to celebrate the idea of “Service Above Self” during our charter meeting 5 June.

Flexible format

Purnell, Candice and Mishelle Brown

Jayde Purnell, left, with Club President Candice Olivier and Mishelle Brown at a June meeting.

Our clubhouse, a funky creative co-working space, now buzzes with the excitement and ideas of 26 members. Twenty-one of those members are under the age of 35. But where our diversity really shines is in talent and skill sets; all of which are put to good use.

The flexible format and obvious potential for members to dive in and have an impact globally makes our club very appealing. We uphold the values of Rotary, while adopting a flexible format that appeals to those whose time is limited. Those who would otherwise be too busy are now experiencing Rotary’s friendship and giving back to their community, locally and globally.

Like any other Rotary club, we pay full dues to Rotary International and our district. We all live or work on the Gold Coast (south of Brisbane on Australia’s east coast). Our club predominantly acts as a feeder club, supporting other local Rotary clubs in terms of service projects making possible high levels of community engagement across a variety of projects. Recently we assisted a 73-year-old club, the oldest in our area, to establish a social growth and business development series to attract new members.

Baby Give Back

As a passport club we aren’t required to engage in projects of our own but that’s hardly the case. We’re running technology drives for school children, with our first donation of laptops delivered to the Bali School Project in July. And soon we will be assisting Baby Give Back, putting together beautiful hampers for newborn babies of families in crisis. Our future is alight with many collaborations and we’re spreading as far and wide as we can.

Rotary itself is remarkable. We’re simply creating new ways to engage more people to help extend our reach both in terms of member diversity and in geography. We’re nothing if not an eager and action-focused family and I think it’s important to note that the smiles we bear reflect the past, the present, and the future of an evolving Rotary.

Visit us on Facebook or contact District 9640 governor elect Andy Rajapakse for more information about Passport clubs.

A passport club is a Rotary club that encourages members to attend other Rotary club meetings as long as they attend a specified number of meetings in their own club each year. Members are also encouraged to participate in service projects organized by other Rotary clubs. It appeals to people who travel frequently, or those who enjoy trying a variety of club experiences and meeting new people. Learn more in the Guide to Passport Clubs.

 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING 24 SEPTEMBER 2019
Scribe: Ian Cowen
Sgt.   Uwe  called for silence and commenced the meeting—At  our own  venue—“The Hub”.
The stage was set for a relaxing—most enjoyable evening
A well received toast was   presented  by Alain Charles  “To our Sister Clubs Tauranga in New Zealand and Kasaoka   Japan".  
The three way arrangement was formalised in 1991. Ken Allan, an active Rotarian from Tauranga  —prepared the way for the agreement when he joined our Club  in 1990.
President Grahame spoke of a Board meeting after the Rotary Dinner—he welcomed   Hon.  members  Uwe Seifert  and Ian Cowen—together with visitors—Brian  Pearson—Haidee  with  John  Monks and Roslyn Tomlinson, with Peter.
Reference was made to Nigel Hyland`s  “Man Behind the Badge”  address at short notice-- of the previous week.
His Auto Bi-ography  was bewildering. Nigel`s  zest  for life  is dazzling. His accomplishments  are so many.   Well done  Nigel.  
P.P.  Ray advised  the Club  of the  very satisfactory nominations received so far, for our Policeman of the Year Awards Programme. The  Presentation Dinner   is set for   October 29th.,     at the Club`s  usual meeting venue,   The Lone Star.
Nominations have come so far  from both inside the Police Service   and  also  from citizens.
The Sgt`s   session was over seen  by the Club`s  Constabulary—   Bruce  and  Les  looked relaxed  carrying  large yellow plastic buckets---as Uwe  filled the Club`s coffers, again!
Noel Hodges  and  Noel  Phingsthorne —the two “ Noels” battled out the Heads and Tails   gamble—   Yet  another win for  constant winner, Noel P.
Then, just  to set another record, Noel  P. won his second bottle of joy for the evening,  by winning the lucky door prize too—with his lucky number—13!!
The evening concluded quite early, providing the opportunity for members to engage in fellowship.
Another happy evening “At the HUB.”
Scribe.
Ian Cowen.
 
Meeting in Pictures.
 
  
  Billy opened the bar           Alain proposed the toast  Sarg introduced Pres Graham
  
John Thanked the set up team  Sarg Uwe introduced Bunips          Bunyip Bruce.
  
   Bunyip Les                       Ray spoke of QPS function   Noel Younger won H & T
 
     
 Noel Y won the Raffle       Brian will be inducted Tue 1/10  Our caters did a fantastic Job
  
  Great Meal & Desert        President Graham wished us well & said good night
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS.
Welcome to the Friday Funnies,

Well it should be a very exciting weekend with the AFL Grand Final in Melbourne keeping the town buzzing. And, of course, rugby fans from many countries are following the World Cup in Japan.

It's the AFL Grand Final between Richmond and GWS and a man makes his way to his seat right behind the goal square. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.
As it is close to start time, he leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.
"No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty"
This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Grand final and not use it?"
The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966"
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."
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Will glass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen.
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Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:

"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"
Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER
THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH
HAMMER"
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"NEED NEW LAPTOP ~ NOTHING WORKS ON IT NOW”!
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King Neptune was holding Court and he accused a Dolphin of being an alcoholic.

The Dolphin in his own defense said "But Sire, I only drink for Medicinal Porpoises" .

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"I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break a hundred on this course," sighed the veteran golfer. "Try heaven," advised his caddie. "You've already moved most of the earth."

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Bob moved in with his girlfriend and her enormous collection of old magazines. They took up an entire room.

“It’s me or the magazines,” Bob insisted. When she refused to part with any of them, Bob left. As he told his friends, she just had too many issues.

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A man was saying how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency. "I saw a woman hit by a car," he said. "She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a fractured skull. "How horrible. What did you do?" he was asked. "Thanks to my first-aid training," he said, "I knew exactly how to handle it. I sat on the kerb and put my head between my knees so I wouldn't faint."

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During lunch on the building site, my workmates and I were playing “I Spy”. When it was his turn, Paul said, “I spy two words starting with R and I.”

After 15 minutes, we gave up and demanded to know the answer.

“Wrought iron,” he said.

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Barry calls his boss and says, “I’m having trouble with my eyes.”
“What’s wrong with them?” the boss asks.
“I can’t see myself coming into work today,” says Barry.

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Years ago I was teaching infants at Stretford Rd, Manchester.
A new teacher arrived called Barbara, but because her surname was Oakley, she instantly became Annie.

There were two guys named Chris at work and, because one Chris’ surname was Collins, his nickname was Phil.

And an oldie but goodie:  His nickname was Lithgow because his hair was just this side of orange (Orange is the next big train station after Lithgow in NSW)


From Joy

One of my favourites for a young lad in the small country town I came from, he was called "hydraulic" because he would "lift anything".

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Q: You know what I saw today?

A: Everything I looked at.


Q: What are shark's two most favorite words?

A: Man overboard!


Q: What do you call a dinosaur in cowboy boots?

A: Tyranosauras Tex.


Q: What does the tooth fairy give for half a tooth?

A: Nothing. She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.


Q: What did the dolphin say when he bumped into the whale?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
 
 
 


 
 
QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
"No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care"
"A wise person"
 
 
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