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President's Message
Pauline Armstrong
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Fellow Rotarians and Friends
 
Unfortunately I was unable to attend the Vocational visit this week which I believe was a great success. Family comes first but I must say I had a very disappointed grandson.
I am looking forward to out family day on Sunday. The weather man is looking kindly on us so hopefully it will all go well. Carol and Neil have put a lot of work in to make it a success. Please bring your own chairs etc to ensure you can relax and enjoy the ambience. I know Joey is taking his basketball to shoot a few hoops on the basketball court. Hopefully someone will join him to get me off the hook.
DG Terry was delighted with the success of Benowa SHS for their “Book in a Day “ project. He will be including an article on this in the District newsletter.
Registration is now open for the conference next year. Please consider going as you learn a lot about Rotary and can both catch up with old friends and make a lot of new ones.
 
Yours in Rotary
 
Pauline

 

Links
Sausage Sizzle Roster
Car Boot Sale - Roster
Rotary International
D9640 Website
Miami Combined Probus Club
 
ATTENDANCE REPORT 27 NOVEMBER 2018
 
 18 Broadbeach Members
   1
Honorary Members (Ian Cowen)
   5
   2
Member's Guests (Gay Cowen, Emma and Sarah McTaggart, Claire O'Brien and Roslyn Tomlinson)
Guest Speakers (Paul Brennan (SLSQ) & Snr Con Geoff Harris (QPS)                                                                                                                
  Visiting Rotarian 
 26 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER
 
04 December
Door:            Alain Charles & Andrew McTaggart
Sergeant:      Kevin O'Brien
Toast:           Ian Cowen
Scribe:          Bill Rex
Profile    :      Noel Phingsthorne
 
11December
Door:            Alain Charles & Bruce Kuhn
Sergeant:      Les Bulluss
Toast:           Bill Rex
Scribe:          Chris Owen
Profile:          Trevor Taylor
 
18 December - Christmas Function
Scribe:          Neil Jones
Anecdote:      Uwe Seifert
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 7 December
8.00am   Bob Jordan & Uwe Seifert
11.00am Ian Cowen, John Curr & Kevin O'Brien
 
Car Boot Sale  Sunday 16 December
5.00am   Nigel Hyland, Ray Milton, Uwe Seifert & Graham Sivyer
7.00am   Harold Busch & Chris Owen 
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - NOEL HODGES
 
Meeting   27 NOVEMBER 2018  
Fines $  
Bunning's Sizzle 23 November       
$ 590.10
Copper Pot
$  
                                   
Raffle $   Car Boot Sale    $   
TOTAL $ Nil     TOTAL $ 590.10 
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
 
Please note that the Annual General Meeting of the Club will be held this coming Tuesday 4 December 2018 commencing at 7.00pm
An agenda for this meeting will be circulated to all members
During this meeting President Elect Graham Sivyer will call for 2019 - 2020 Board nominations and for a President Nominee for the year 2020 - 2021
We have excellent guest speakers on the night who will follow the AGM
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
 
Nothing new to report this week.
 
Executives & Directors
President
 
Immediate Past President
 
President Elect
 
Vice President
 
Treasurer
 
Secretary
 
Director - Admin
 
Director - Service
 
Director - Membership and Public Relations
 
Director - Rotary Foundation
 
Director - Youth Services
 
Webmaster
 
Upcoming Events
Family Picnic at Albert Park
Dec 02, 2018
10:30 AM – 3:00 PM
 
Presentation by Nasser & Nayer Kaviani
Quality Hotel
Dec 04, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting on 11th Dec.
Quality Hotel
Dec 11, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Annual Christmas Party
Quality Hotel
Dec 18, 2018
6:00 PM – 9:00 PM
 
Xmas Day - NO MEETING
Dec 25, 2018
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Mick and Margaret Martin
Jan 15, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Ross Muir - Group Cultural Exchange member
Quality Hotel
Jan 22, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Denis O'Brien
December 2
 
David O'Dwyer
December 4
 
Grahame Werrell
December 18
 
John Monks
December 19
 
Noel Hodges
December 24
 
Spouse Birthdays
Pat Curr
December 17
 
Anniversaries
David O'Dwyer
Jenny
December 28
 
Join Date
Denis O'Brien
December 14, 1976
42 years
 
ClubRunner
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTE
No Anecdote this week
 
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 
Dates for your diary     
 
Sunday 2nd December
Family Christmas function at Albert Park.
Rotary rotundas, Albert Park (corner Monaco & Bermuda Streets)
From 10.30am
 
Tuesday 4th December 2018
 
NOTICE OF ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING
 
Notice is hereby given that the Annual General Meeting of the Rotary Club of Broadbeach Inc. will be held at the Quality Hotel Cnr Markeri Street and Sunshine Boulevard Mermaid Waters 4218 at 7.00pm on Tuesday 4th December 2018
The purpose of the meeting is to consider the following business:
  1. Receipt of Financial Statements and Reports – To receive and consider the financial statements and reports for the year ended 30th June 2018
  2. Election of Officers
  3. Other Business – To consider any other Business of which notice has been given to the Secretary by no later than 5.00pm on Tuesday 27th November 2018 prior to the date of the meeting.
     
    By order of the Board
    Tony Lewis
    Secretary
    25th October 2018
 
Tuesday 18th December 2018
Clubs Christmas party to be held at the Quality Hotel
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
FROM OUR LAST MEETING 27 NOVEMBER 2018
 
 
Scribe Les Bulluss
 
A great evening commenced at the Emerald Lakes Golf Club, where members and guests enjoyed a wonderful ostrich (too big to be a chook) parmi, with fixings!  Thanks Harold for arranging that.  A few tried their luck in the meat tray raffle, alas someone none of us knew won it
 
Adjourning to the Polair/SLS hanger across the road, we were treated to a spectacular vocational visit.  Ably hosted by Senior Constable Geoff  Harris and Surf Life Saving crew Paul Brennan, the group was treated to an information session about the capabilities of both helicopters.  Polair One, built in 1996, is still considered one of the most manoeuvrable available.  The airframe is worth around $700k, the FLIR is worth over $1m and all up the machine tops about $4m  However, when considered as a state of the art law enforcement platform, money well spent!
 
The Westpac helicopter was incredible in terms of equipment, crew ability and the results speak for themselves.   Both Paul and Geoff were extremely generous with their time, answering many questions and it was obvious that the passion for their jobs was deeply ingrained.
 
Thank you Bruce for arranging the visit. 
 
          
The Week in Pictures 
 
 
             Senior Constable Geoff Miller starts proceedings at the Helicopter base 
  
        Geoff explains aspects of POLAIR 1          Paul Brennan explains rescue helicopter operations
  
              Tony & Les with POLAIR 1            Nasser & Nayer with Westpac rescue Helicopter
   
    Bill & Ian with a Police helmet    Gay tests the life vest       Nayer about to be rescued
  
      Peter takes a closer look at POLAIR 1  Nasser listens as Paul explains night goggles
 
                                       Part of the group with POLAIR 1
 
                   Most of the group and our two hosts with both helicopters
 
         Thanks for organising the visit - Harold with hosts Paul & Geoff
 
 
WEEKLY LAUGHS
 
Some bad puns…
The meaning of opaque is unclear.
I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.
A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
It’s a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters but I can Sumurais it for you.
It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
So what if I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘apocalypse’? It’s not the end of the world.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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A man running a little behind schedule arrives at the cinema, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently watching the movie.
It even seemed to be enjoying the movie: wagging its tail in the happy bits, drooping its ears at the sad bits, and hiding its eyes with its paws at the scary bits.
After the movie, the man approaches the dog's owner, "Wow, your dog really seemed to enjoy the movie. I'm amazed!"
"Yes, I can't believe it myself," came the reply. "He hated the book."
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Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: The wheels, because they are always tired!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!

Q: When do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn!

Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white!


 
       QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."
 
Mark Twain
 
 
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