Rotary Club
Of Waltham
August 10, 2020
Jokes of the Week
courtesy of Marcia MacClary
 
1. What do you call a fake noodle?
 
2. Why can't you trust atoms?
 
Answers below
 
 
Mark Your Calendars
 
Healthy Waltham Food Distribution
 
Thursday, August 13, 2020
Thursday, August 27, 2020
 
We need your help! Our club has committed to delivering to the short list of residents who cannot pick up their distribution. 
 
We'll meet at St. Mary's at 2:00 p.m. Last time we had three drivers for a total of fifteen deliveries. They go quickly because you can leave the food even if no one answers the door.
 
Weekly Meetings
 
Wednesday, August 12, 2020
Wednesday, August 19, 2020
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
 
All meetings on Zoom at noon until further notice.
 
Board Meeting
 
Thursday, August 20, 2020 at 5:00 pm. 
 
REACH For the Stars Gala
 
Wednesday, October 17, 2020 6:30 pm.

This years gala has moved online. Please consider supporting here.
 
Announcements
 
Waltham Boys & Girls Club 
 
We are coordinating with the Waltham Lions Club and Erica Young to set up a volunteer project.
 
Dates we are considering: Wednesday the 26th, Wednesday the 19th, and--if must be a weekend--Saturday the 22nd.
 
Waltham Together 
 
This week's Waltham Together campaign is buying masks for Waltham Public Schools.
 
Waltham Farmers' Market 
 
The Waltham Farmers' Market has moved to the Embassy Lot off Moody St. Saturday's through October, 9:30 am. - 2:00 pm.
 
 
Jokes of the Week
courtesy of Marcia MacClary
 
1. What do you call a fake noodle?
 
An im-pasta
 
2. Why can't you trust attoms?
 
They make up everything.
 
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