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May 13, 2013
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Bulletin Editor
Rick Hooks
              ALL IRISH ISSUE                             MARCH 16, 2024 
VOL. 4 NO.24
EA-WR SCHOLARSHIP TABLE
 
        NEWS-NOTES-NONSENSE
  • On Thursday Prez Rodney gave us a comprehensive overview of the international project our club may undertake as a partnership with RI and a local club in Eswatini, Africa. Rodney will be traveling to Eswatini in Mid-August (Do you want to go along?) to meet with partner club to discuss our possible involvement and undertake a RI required Community Needs Assessment.Since there is a serious rise in non-communicable diseases in the country our project will probably be related to the area of treatment/prevention. This is the first step in the process. 
  • Birthday wished go out to JeanK on St. Patty's Day!
  • LoriP announced that we are still looking for a EA-WR student to attend the RYLA conference.
  • We were joined by three of our EA-WR scholarship students on Thursday, juniors Aiden and Ahrya and senior Paige. JoeS introduced them and their long-time counselor and asked each student about their career plans. Aiden is looking at becoming a firefighter, Ahrya wants to be involved in the cosmetology field and Paige plans on a nursing career. We wish all of these fine students only the best as they chart their future.
  • Early arrivals includedJoeS, AllenH, KyndraG and MarkV.
  • LeonardB observed how the overflowing SAA fines basket (filled with dollar bills) reminded him of his church's collection basket.
  • The SRI (slide right in) crowd was well represented-WendellR, LeonardB, ChrisH, PaulH, PattiA and MikeK.
  • Opening duties were deftly handled by JoeS, SherryT and MarkV.
  • JoeS was in the house after spending several weeks bouncing between Alabama, Tennessee and Florida. 
  • The Next time you see SandyS ask her how she warms her butter pats. Or maybe not?
  • MikeK was the last of 19 members to arrive (our best attendance since last November)  @ 12:15. He was proceeded by GeorgeM, Prez Rodney and PattiA.
  • We dined on chicken fried steak, whipped taters w/ gravy, rolls, salad and cuppies.
  • JoeS observed how talking to our scholarship students made him feel younger.
  • SandyS and LeonardB know all about the WR township rodent control reward program from the 80's.
  • SAA Patti posed some trivia Q's and we nailed all of them. Not wearing a name badge? Pay a $.
  • The $370 jackpot was left on the table by KyndraG and JohnP. John hoped for better luck with the scratch-off.
TRIVIA TIME
FIRST IN LINE
ALL THINGS TRIVIAL
Which of these is the latest home-decorating craze?
A-Sunken living rooms with open fire pits
B-Wood-fired cooking stoves
C-Built-in firewood storage
D-Designer fire extinguishers
(Answer is found near the end of the newsletter)
 
Today is National Corn Dog Day
 
What is Hawaii's "Diamond Head"?
A coral reef
A waterfall
A volcanic crater
A resort area
 
Known in Hawaiian as Leahi or “brow of the tuna,” Diamond Head is one of Oahu’s most recognizable landmarks, towering behind Waikiki Beach. The volcanic crater reaches 760 feet high and stretches 3,520 feet across. Diamond Head was named by British sailors who believed they had found diamonds in the crater, but the minerals they came across turned out to be calcite crystals. The crater itself was formed over 100,000 years ago. At one point, it served as a strategic military lookout, but it is now a state monument and national natural landmark that serves as a popular hiking spot for visitors to Honolulu.
FROM OUR ARCHIVES
Sourced from the Make-Up and Banner newsletters
March 2014
The EA club heard a presentation about the 'Madison County Hilton', AKA, the county jail.
MikeK was looking for volunteers to help with the upcoming Adopt A Highway day.
Heavily tanned MarkS returned from FL with two make-ups in hand.
Current members in a leadership position-LoriP, AlanaY, CoryG, JeanK, GeorgeM and GeorgeT.
JohnP Reminded everyone about the upcoming Trivia Night on the 28th.
The EA club welcomed new members SherryT and SandyS.
ScottL announced that scholarship applications were now available.
BillP thanked everyone for their assistance with the funeral arrangements for Issac Thaxton.
LeonardB and Frank Akers announced that they were offering a $200 matching grant for the Polio Plus program.
LoriP reminded everyone about the return of Baseball Mania.
Both clubs made donations to the Back2School Bash event.
AlanaY and JeanK made a presentation about the recent PETS (Presidents-Elect Training Seminar) event.
TommieM made-up at the EA club meeting.
CoryG was the baseball trivia ace.
JoeS handled the SAA duties.
DonnaK would assume the WR club secretary duties on July 1st.
The EA club made a feeble attempt at singing the birthday song in honor of VirgilM's natal day.
PHOTOS OF THE WEEK
 
DATELINE:RI
HOW ROTARACT TRANSFORMED ME
By Shahroz Ahmed, Rotaract Club of Faisalabad City, Pakistan
 
My journey in Rotaract has been transformative, marked by personal growth and the acquisition of valuable skills. Prior to joining Rotaract, I struggled with speaking in public. Rotaract gave me a supportive environment where I could gradually overcome my fear of public speaking. Through opportunities to address meetings and participate in community events, I improved my communication skills and gained confidence in expressing my ideas effectively.
Rotaract has also equipped me with a diverse set of practical skills that have proven beneficial in both my personal and professional lives. From project management and event coordination to technical engagements, my involvement in Rotaract exposed me to hands-on experiences that enhanced my problem-solving abilities and taught me to be adaptable.
By embracing the challenges and opportunities in Rotaract, I have grown as a leader and as an individual. I am grateful for both the experiences and the platform it has provided me.
I would encourage anyone seeking personal growth, leadership development, and the opportunity to make a positive impact in their community to consider joining Rotaract. It’s a welcoming community where you can learn new skills, meet inspiring individuals, and contribute meaningfully to causes you care about.
 
World Rotaract Week, 11-17 March, commemorates the founding of the first Rotaract club in 1968 and celebrates Rotaract’s success around the world. 
AND I QUOTE
"Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius."-Benjamin Disraeli
 
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."-Dolly Parton
 
"As one goes through life, one learns that if you don’t paddle your own canoe, you don’t move."-Katharine Hepburn
 
"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."-Pooh, "Pooh's Little Instruction Book"
SMILE
  • I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.
  • I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn't like me critter sizing.
  • Two antennas got married...The ceremony was OK, the reception was excellent.
  • An electricians favorite aftershave is old splice.
  • Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found Himalayan in the road.
  • I'd never realized that cottage cheese really isn't cheese. It's just a curd to me.
  • Thoughts that keep me awake all night #1165: Why in the world is there  lemonade made from artificial flavors but furniture polish lis made from real lemons?
BY THE NUMBERS
More than half of $100 bills are held abroad, there were enough in the U.S. for every living American to have 55 in 2022-Kenneth Rogoff, an economics professor at Harvard University
 
Three-quarters of farmworkers and 30% of construction and mining workers in the U.S. today are migrants. Overall, immigrants made up 18% of the U.S. workforce in 2021, compared with 16% a decade earlier-Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development
 
Close to two million bikes are stolen each year in North America, costing cyclists nearly $1 billion, compared with $500 million 10 years ago, according to bike registry Project 529
 
The number of banks across the country has more than halved, from 9,144 in 1997 to 4,135 in 2022-Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.
 
Nearly four in 10 employees who received the lowest grades from managers last year had rated themselves as highly valued by the organization-BambooHR
 
It’s estimated that 145.1 million Americans use voice assistants today, mostly through smartphones or smart speakers-Insider Intelligence
(Trivia answer C)
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Have a fine & dry weekend.
Ciao!
Au revoir!
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