Rick Hooks
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HOLIDAY BREAK ISSUE
December 19, 2015
NEWS, NOTES & NONSENSE
ROTARY ELVES
Thursday's program was presented by Alton Salvation Army representatives Greg Gelzinnis (a former Rotary GSE team member) and Lt. Bryan Ellison. You can still sign up to help staff a Red Kettle site by using this link http://Ringbells.org (It's easy and will make you feel real good). FYI-The Alton unit no longer pays folks to staff the kettle locations. If there ain't a volunteer available, there ain't no collection. Our session with the kettle on the 12th collected $330. The video has been posted.
A big thanks to all who sent pix from the bell ringing event. Wendell provided a video of his "Columbian Mafia" group entertaining the Shop 'n Savers. The video can be found at our home page, the photos by using the link on the left side of this page.
Look for the next Banner on the 9th or 16th or January. It depends.
Lunch featured Grinch worthy roast beast, along with g-beans, corn, romaine salad, veggie plate and cake. By the way, I really do know the taste difference between a french fry and an onion ring.
Allen, Virgil and Mark 1 were the early arrivals. Post-noon arrivals include Rod, Sandy, Chris, Fred, Dave and Brad P.
Our only "guest" was the cute potential green member that accompanied Rick.
Allen wants a new Cardinal GM now!
Thanks to Lori and all the elves who helped deliver Christmas flowers and cheer on the 18th. A special shout out to Brad L for taking flowers and a signed card to former long-time member Charlie Kunz at the care center. Did you know that during Charlie's long tenure he did not serve as club President? How did he manage that?
Mark's 1 and 3 will soon by doing their snowbird thing. The next time we see them they should be tanned and well rested.
Chris was delivering all the gifts for our adopted family to the school Thursday afternoon. He was very pleased with what he was able to purchase. Thanks to all for your generous support.
Roger rang the bell at 12:12 with a pronouncement that he had a full agenda. He was correct. Roger led with the pledge (in unison) Sandy read the 4-way and Bill offered grace.
Several members were sporting Christmas haberdashery. It seems as though Mark 1 has purloined Red's musical holiday tie.
We welcomed Randy Nelson as our newest Rotarian. Joe was his sponsor. Roger granted him fine amnesty for one meeting.
We collected $170 for Karen's Christmas gratuity.
Roger gaveled the final results for next year's President, Sherry. Patty will serve as president in the 2017-18 year. Cory was reappointed as Treasurer for another two year term. None of the three were present Thursday. Perhaps they heard Dick's train coming down the track?
Our next weekly meeting will be January 7th.
Bill and Sandy worked the room for end of the year "donations". Bill did pay for his Rotary anniversary. Plugs were provided by Dave, Wendell and Roger.The correct answers included: Giants, Beethoven, Jane Austin, 'Fridge", a Christmas Carol and Kitty Hawk. Bill read us a bedtime bible story, just to prove his point. Paul displayed a piece of Roxana Rotary club art work created by long East Alton member Cecil Neunaber.
The $47 50-50 jackpot will have to wait until 2016 to be claimed. Brad P and Joe tried, but couldn't find the joker. Mark 3 may have had better luck with his holiday scratch-off.
Here's wishing you and your family a wonderful Christmas season and a happy New Year. See you in '16.
That's all from here. Have a fine and dry weekend.
JOE PINS NEW MEMBER RANDY
AND THE ANSWER IS...
(The correct answer is at the end of the newsletter)
Wal-mart is adding another thing to its vast array of offerings. What is it?
A-gluten supplements
B-Great Value brand caskets
C-smartphone-based payment system
D-In store veterinary services
COMING ATTRACTIONS
This space will be used to provide current information about club/community events.
The sign-up sheet for the basketball tournament is making the rounds. The list for concession donations/help will be available soon. Joe indicates that a $60 contribution will get you a sponsorship name on 1/2 the shirts. A $120 contribution covers all the shirts. Let him know if you want to participate.
When ordering from Amazon don't forget to sign up for the 'Smile' program with our club receiving .5% of the total purchase amount. You can link via our home page (top right).
FROM THE ARCHIVES
December 18, 2003
Lori was our Secretary and Mark 1 was our Treasurer. Current members serving on the board were: Paul,Rod, and Rick
We sold a total of 214 2004 Entertainment books
The previous meeting was out Christmas party hosted by John and Jayne Simmons
We would be participating in the 100th anniversary RI meeting on Wednesday February 23rd.
Mark 2 was coordinating the Salvation Army bell ringing taking place on December 20th.
Lori and Joe helped to deliver Christmas flowers on the 12th.
Allen won the 50-50.
Do you remember Kevin Stuby?
DATELINE:RI
(A Christmas message from the RI president)
K.R. RAVINDRAN
PRESIDENT 2015-16
When the Canadian army liberated the Netherlands in 1945, they found the country on the brink of starvation. Seeing the suffering of so many, and especially moved by the faces of the children, four Canadian privates stationed near Apeldoorn that year decided to make that Christmas special for as many Dutch children as they could. Together, they made the rounds among their fellow soldiers, collecting chocolate bars and chewing gum, candy and comic books. In their spare moments, they built toy trucks out of wood and wire, sawed scrap lumber for building blocks; one, risking the military police, sold his cigarette ration on the black market, using the money to buy rag dolls. Each thought longingly of his own family at home; each channeled his energies instead toward the children whose Christmas they knew they could brighten. By 1 December, four sacks of gifts lay ready; the soldiers eagerly looked forward to the 25th. But two days later, they learned the date they were to depart for Canada: 6 December, long before Christmas. With mixed emotions, the soldiers decided that the best plan simply would be to take their sacks over to the local orphanage and leave them there to await Christmas. The night before they were to leave the Netherlands, the four set off for the orphanage, one of them in a makeshift white beard and red cap. On their way, they were surprised to hear church bells ringing and see houses lit brightly, with Christmas still some weeks away. As they approached the orphanage, boots crunching in the snow, they saw through the windows that the children, two dozen girls and boys, were gathered at their evening meal. Only a few months after the war's end, food was still scarce; the meal was small, and the children's faces pale and thin. "Santa Claus" raised the knocker on the door and knocked three times, hard. As if by magic, the chatter of young voices inside fell silent; a priest opened the door. His polite expression gave way to one of shock, as the children behind him erupted into cheers, rushing forward and swarming the private who had dressed for Christmas three weeks early – but exactly on time. For in the Netherlands, Sinterklaas comes on St. Nicholas Eve: 5 December. For an hour, joyful chaos reigned as packages were opened and exclaimed over, sweets were tasted, dolls caressed. The last wooden truck, the last bar of chocolate, went into the hands of a little boy who had been waiting patiently all the while. After thanking the men, he turned to the priest and said something to him in Dutch, his face alight with happiness. The priest smiled and nodded. "What did he say?" one of the soldiers asked. The priest looked at them with eyes full of tears. "He said, 'We told you he would come.'" By sending joy out into the world, we do not sacrifice it for ourselves – we only multiply it. As we enter this season of giving, let us multiply the gifts we have been given by sharing them with others. Through acts of caring, kindness, and generosity, in our clubs and through our Foundation, we become and remain a gift to the world.
THE BOTTOM LINE
Chinese families became the largest group of overseas homebuyers in the U.S. for the first time this year. Buyers from China spent $28.6 billion on American homes in the 12 months through March 2015, almost double from two years before.-The New York Times
65 % of companies are holding office holiday parties this year, down from 72% in 2012. Only 6% said they were cutting out parties because of budget constraints.-Bloomburg.com
In 2013 58% of men and 64% of women filed for Social Security benefits before reaching full retirement age (either 66 0r 67 if born in 1955 or later).-Boston College Center for Retirement Research
THE LAST WORD
"You will become way less concerned with what others think of you when you realize how seldom they do."-David Foster Wallace
"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty."-Sacha Guitry