• Pulled pork was our Thursday entree. Accompanied by non-mexi corn, yams, baked beans, rolls, apple sauce and coconut cream pie (with a dollop of cool whip on top).
• Bell Banger Bill opened the meeting with a resounding clang.
• Tax season is over. Rod replaced his sports coat with a puffy jacket to honor our winter that will never end.
• Was Chris2 really in the "penalty box"?
• We welcomed two guests, Dave and Andrew. They were accompanied by members Brad2 and Allen.
• Pastor Andrew reported that this is the final year of the Roxana homecoming.
• Allen had no plans to hold a range target for Andrew or anyone, for that matter.
• Rhonda reported...drum roll... that we will spilt the $9000 Blacklight Bingo net with our fellow Wood River Rotarians. Our $4800 cut is an $800 increase from last year. Once again, let's recognize Rhonda and Jean for their outstanding job with the event.
• Wendell wished that he had heeded Bill's advice for new husbands, 3 wives back.
• The recent passing of former District Governor Clyde Jones leaves some big community shoes to fill. What wasn't Clyde involved with during his long community service career. As Bill noted, you knew where you stood with Clyde.
• With the continued deconstruction of Eastgate, it's looking like we will soon be dining in a hard hat zone. 
• All you need to know is "I pledge allegiance ..."
• Bill gave SAA Queenie the day off for good behavior.
• 22 members were in the house by the time we adjourned to  the range. Brad2 was the first to arrive. He was followed by Bill, Allen and Pat. Patty, Dave, Chris1 and Lindsey represented the late vanguard.
• A big thanks to Scott Pulaski for hosting us at his Piasa Armory.
• Our scholarship students and RYLA participants will join us on the 26th. Look for about 15 visitors. 
• Don't forget, Lori has your Baseball Mania tix.
• 50-50 tickets were drawn by Bill and Joe, Wendell took the scratch-off. No one won, the $56 jackpot rolls on.
• Opening duties were performed by Dick, Rhonda and Bill
• That's all from here, have a fine and dry weekend.

• Current members in a leadership position: Prez Joe, Lori, Allen, Paul, Rod and Rick
• The program was presented by East Alton-Wood River High School Principal Rick Levek
• Mark1 was going fishing
• Allen passed out the quarterly statements
• The theme was 'Rotary. Humanity in Motion"
• We celebrated Lori's birthday
• The Wood River club would be hosting a trivia night on April 22nd
• Joe successfully answered the St. Louis baseball trivia quiz
• Do you remember Rose Sebastian?

•  If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
• Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
• My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
• For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
• Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
• No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
• Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
•  Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
•  Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
• Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.