banner
separator
Speakers
May 14, 2026
May 21, 2026
May 28, 2026
Program Host-George Moore/Karen Jackson
Jun 04, 2026
Program Host-Cheryl Maguire
Jun 11, 2026
Jun 18, 2026
Jun 25, 2026
View entire list
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Kyndra Green
May 9
 
George Tyler
May 20
 
Mark Allison
June 5
 
Karen Jackson
June 10
 
Carson Conn
June 14
 
George Moore
June 23
 
Allen Hale
July 4
 
Joe Silkwood
July 19
 
Donna Karpan
July 22
 
John Pearson
July 23
 
Cory Gallivan
July 25
 
Henry Studnicki
July 27
 
Alana Yount
July 29
 
Join Date
David Ayres
May 1, 1993
33 years
 
Cheryl Maguire
May 13, 2013
13 years
 
Mark Speciale
June 1, 1974
52 years
 
Scott Levan
June 1, 1991
35 years
 
Matthew Kotzamanis
June 2, 2010
16 years
 
Allen Hale
June 5, 1975
51 years
 
Kristen Burns
June 5, 2025
1 year
 
Erin Phillips
June 14, 2007
19 years
 
Patti Anderson
July 2, 1999
27 years
 
John Pearson
July 19, 2000
26 years
 
Bulletin Editor
Rick Hooks
         LUV YOUR MUM ISSUE                          MAY 9, 2026 
VOL. 6 NO. 28
RHS SERVICE ABOVE SELF STUDENTS KEELAN & KYLEE
 
        NEWS-NOTES-NONSENSE
  • We welcomed back RHS Pre-Employment Career Training Program Coordinator Leslie Hazelwood-Rogers. She was last with us in February to talk about the PECT program. On Thursday she was accompanied by student Timothy Dillon who talked about his recent training experience during a day spent at the Operating Engineers Training Center in St.  Jacob.
  • Fresh off her Danube River adventure PattiA was back and entrusted with bell ringing duties.
  • Opening duties were covered by RobinK, MattK and BillP.
  • RHS Service Above Self students Kylee Slayden and Keelan Crawford were on hand to accept their certificates.
  • Birthday wishes go out to KendraG, today!
  • GlennB is looking for Business of the Year nominations. If you have a business that you want to nominate let him know ASAP.
  • Thanks to all who assisted at our recent Jambalaya Dinner. Thanks also to those that sold tickets and made contributions to our successful event. If you have ticket $$$ outstanding, please let Prez Mark know ASAP. he wants to finalize our donation.
  • Early arrivials included-AllenH, MarkA, BradP and BillP.
  • PattiA sez we need sponsors, muti levels, and runners for our Color Run on June 13th @ Belk. Registration is now live. Spread the word! Link via the QR code in the flyer below or on our Facebook page
  • Condolences go out to long time member PatB's family as we all mourn his recent passing. May God bless.
  • Congrats to DaveA on his 33 years of club service and to CherylM on her 13 years.
  • Our golf tournament is on Saturday July 18th @ Belk.  The event needs teams and sponsors.  JoeS indicated that we have 5 teams on board. A good start, but, we need a lot more. Please encourage all your golf buddies/work associates/family members to consider joining us for this fun event. See the flyer below for the details.
  • Thanks to the members who assisted at our Belk Park Rotary shelter Huck Finn paint party on April 30th. We painted all the blue walls/trim. Yellow pole painting is scheduled for Wednesday May 20th.  A huge thanks to MikeK for coordinating with an assist to DianeS and ChrisH. It looks great!
  • Our club's 100th anniversary is coming up in 2029. How will we recognize and celebrate?
  • Slide-right-inners-MattK, ChrisH, DaveA, ScottL and PaulH.
  • Last to arrive included PaulH, ScottL, DaveA and CoryG.
  • There were 18 members dining on delicious golden fried chicken (with just a hint of heat), skin on whipped taters, rolls, predressed salad and cake.
  • JoeS remarked that "There's nothing like the smell of fried chicken in the morning!"
  • SAA RickH recruited RobinK for finemaster duties. Happy Fines were paid by BillP, AllenH, PattiA and RickH. We answered 4 out of 5 trivia Q's correctly and found out that our SAS students will be on opposite sides on the Crimson Tide stadium on November 28th. Not helping with our paint party? Pay a $.
  • The jackpot went unclaimed by PattiA and  WendellR. DianeS won the scratch-off.
RYLA + SCHOLARSHIP
+ADVISORS+LILLY
PIZZA BEFORE PAINTING
BUTTS AND BUCKETS
TIME TO RUN (AND SPONSOR)
LOOKING FOR TEAMS AND SPONSORS
KITCHEN KREW
METHOD OF PAYMENT??
FOUNDATION DONATION TO LILLY
ALL THINGS TRIVIAL
Name the town divided over whether to scrap it's high school's millionaire mascot name.
A. Muskegon, Mich.
B. Lenox, Mass.
C. San Marino, Calif.
D. Scarsdale, N.Y.
(Find the answer near the end of the newsletter)
 
Today is National Miniature Golf Day
 
Which of these countries borders the Black Sea?
Turkey
France
Hungary
Slovakia
 
The Black Sea is located between Asia and Europe. Turkey borders its southern shores. Like Russia, Turkey is a country that spans both Europe and Asia, though 97% of its territory lies in the latter. Istanbul, Turkey’s most populous city, also straddles both continents, split in two by the Bosphorus Strait which flows from the Black Sea to the Sea of Marmara.
 
FROM OUR ARCHIVES
Sourced from the Eastender News, Make-Up and Banner newsletters
May  2021
  • We heard a Zoom presentation about the Dolly Parton Imagination Library program.
  • There were 22 in person members and 4 Zoomers on board.
  • The deadline to register for our Virtual Color Run was near.
  • TommieM and MarkSp were among the early arrivals.
  • SherryT announced that she had received William Z Ahrends award from the Township Officials Association.
  • BradP was looking for feedback regarding the interest/need to keep Zooming the weekly meetings.
  • Finemaster PaulH collected a bunch of $$.
  • Post-nooners included JohnP, JeanK and RodneyD.
  • LoriP still had packs of Baseball Mania tickets available.
  • MarkA missed the opportunity to claim the $130 50-50.
PHOTOS OF THE WEEK
 
 
DATELINE:ROTARY
WORLD CUP MANIA ENVELOPS ROTARY
Members in the 16 World Cup host cities in North America plan events to showcase Rotary and foster international understanding
 
By Arnold R. Grahl
Wing-Kai To grew up watching international soccer and idolizing its stars. As a child in Hong Kong, he followed players like Pelé, Franz Beckenbauer, Johan Cruyff, and Diego Maradona.
Now living in the United States, To is a member of the Rotary Club of The Bridgewaters, Massachusetts, USA, and no less enthusiastic about international soccer. He hopes he’ll be selected as one of hundreds of volunteers when the 2026 FIFA World Cup comes to Gillette Stadium near Boston.
Wing-Kai To, a member of the Rotary Club of Bridgewaters, Massachusetts, USA, holds a soccer ball after trying out to be a volunteer for the 2026 FIFA World Cup games near Boston.
“I will be excited to take on one of the two dozen roles supporting the tournament,” says To, a professor of history at Bridgewater State University. “I have already secured tickets to the match between Scotland and Morocco and am getting ready to cheer for both teams.”
The World Cup, the most-watched sporting event in the world, will be hosted by three countries for the first time. An expanded field of 48 teams will play from 11 June to 19 July in the metro areas of 16 cities in Canada, Mexico, and the United States. In Canada, those areas are Toronto and Vancouver. In Mexico, they are Guadalajara, Mexico City, and Monterrey. And in the U.S., they are Atlanta, Boston, Dallas, Houston, Kansas City, Los Angeles, Miami, New York/New Jersey, Philadelphia, San Francisco, and Seattle.
The games provide a unique opportunity for Rotary clubs to offer hospitality and promote Rotary’s work on the global stage.
Larry Lunsford, Rotary International’s president-nominee, began connecting Rotary leaders across host cities in late 2025 in an effort to promote Rotary-led events before and during the tournament. Since then, a host city leadership committee made up largely of past district governors has been meeting to ensure that Rotary has a strong, coordinated presence in every World Cup host city.
Lunsford is encouraging districts to use Rotary Friendship Exchanges to connect Rotary soccer fans from around the world with local members willing to host them.
“It’s the top of the mountain of the way Rotary districts in the World Cup cities can engage with this exciting event,” says Lunsford, a member of the Rotary Club of Kansas City-Plaza, Missouri, USA. “I am proud of what we have going on in Kansas City, and I am hopeful that districts in each of the areas will get involved.”
Rotary Friendship Exchanges support Rotary’s peacebuilding efforts through in-person and virtual visits. The exchanges offer Rotary members and their family and friends the opportunity to visit and host one another in their homes and clubs. Rotary Friendship Exchange chairs in each district decide on the details. (Download a quick guide to Friendship Exchange.)
Ben Martin, the Rotary Friendship Exchange chair for District 6040, which includes part of the Kansas City metro area, began contacting his counterparts in Argentina, Austria, Algeria, Curacao, Ecuador, the Netherlands, and Tunisia — countries whose teams will either play in the Kansas City area or have set up training facilities nearby. So far, 20 members from two districts in Argentina plan to participate in exchanges. The district has found about two dozen members willing to host them.
“It’s going to be fascinating for us. Argentina is the defending World Cup champion,” said Stephanie Meyer, a member of the host city leadership committee and a past governor of District 5710, which includes part of the Kansas City metro area. “We’re expecting a lot of excitement around the game.” To continue reading, link here https://tinyurl.com/d9b4adxc
AND I QUOTE
“My dear McClellan: If you don’t want to use the Army I should like to borrow it for a while."-Abraham Lincoln
 
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."-Ellen Parr
 
"You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work."-Joan Rivers
 
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh."-W.H. Auden
SMILE
  • How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
  • What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!
  • How do scientists freshen their breath? Experi-mints.
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
  • How do you measure a snake? In inches because they don’t have feet.
  • What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is super heavy; the other is a little lighter.
  • What do you call a toothless grizzly? Gummy bear.
  • When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When it becomes apparent.
  • How come it was called the “Dark Ages”? There were a lot of knights.
  • What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
  • What do you call fake fettuccine? Impasta.
 THE NUMBERS
Some 61% of workers are very or somewhat confident in having enough resources for retirement, down from 67% in 2025, and a recent high of 72% in 2021-Employee Benefit Research Institute
 
About 30% of borrowers in the first quarter who traded in a car to buy a new one had negative equity. Those borrowers owed about $7,200 on average before getting a new loan, a 42% jump compared with the same period five years prior-Edmunds
 
The abuse that sports officials take has led to 75% of them giving it up within three years of starting-National Association of Sports officials
 
Enrollment at vocational-focused community colleges has grown nearly 20% since 2020-National Student Clearinghouse
 
In 2025, 17% of American investors said they owned crypto, up from 2% in 2018-Gallup poll
 
68%  of consumers regularly question whether the content they see is real, and 50% would rather spend their money with brands that don’t use generative AI in marketing-Gartner
 (Trivia answer-B)
Rotarian Code of Conduct
The following code of conduct has been adopted for the use of Rotarians:
As a Rotarian, I will
1-Act with integrity and high ethical standards in my personal and professional life
2-Deal fairly with others and treat them and their occupations with respect
3-Use my professional skills throughRotary to: mentor young people, help those with special needs, and improve people's quality of life in my community and in the world
4-Avoid behavior that reflects adversely on Rotary or other Rotarians
5-Help maintain a harassment-free environment in Rotary meetings, events, and activities
Have a fine & dry weekend.
Ciao!
Au revoir!
-30-

separator

Additional content can be found on our web site http://RiverbendEastRotary.org