banner
separator
Advertisement for Russell Hampton
Advertisement for ClubRunner
Advertisement for ClubRunner Mobile
Speakers
Mar 23, 2023
Program Host-Allen Hale
Mar 30, 2023
Apr 06, 2023
Apr 13, 2023
Program Host-Rick Hooks
Apr 20, 2023
Apr 27, 2023
Program Host-Tammy Iskarous
View entire list
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Rodney Durr
March 11
 
Jean Kainz
March 17
 
Patrick Anderson
April 3
 
Paul Guccione
April 10
 
Lori Palmer
April 17
 
Tommie Myers
April 23
 
Paul Hoover
April 28
 
Tammy Iskarous
April 28
 
Patty Wooff
May 6
 
George Tyler
May 20
 
Join Date
Tommie Myers
March 1, 1995
28 years
 
Mark Allison
March 10, 2011
12 years
 
Rick Hooks
April 4, 1991
32 years
 
Tammy Iskarous
April 21, 2022
1 year
 
David Ayres
May 1, 1993
30 years
 
Paul Dowdy
May 1, 1995
28 years
 
Cheryl Maguire
May 13, 2013
10 years
 
Bulletin Editor
Rick Hooks
         HOOP DREAMS ISSUE                       MARCH 18, 2023 
VOL. 3 NO. 31
CHICKEN FRIED CHATTER
 
        NEWS-NOTES-NONSENSE
  • Thursday's program presenter was police officer Lee Brousseau who spoke about the Tyler Timmons Memorial Foundation (TTMF). You may remember that Tyler was killed in the line of duty in October 2021. Friends and family have established a foundation in his name to help recognize his love of public service. In less than a year the foundation has held a successful trivia fundraiser, established a LCCC scholarship and donated to multiple organizations. Check out their Facebook page listed under the foundation name. Their web site will be available in the not to distant future TTMF84.com
  • Let's flash back to late January when LeonardB was busy raising over $900 from club members  from club members to name a Paul Harris Fellow via a club lottery. PaulH was the lucky winner and he chose Ace Printing owner Carolyn Mitchell for the recognition. She was presented with her award earlier this month. Well played by Leonard and Paul and congrats to Carolyn.
  • What a difference a week makes. Last week BradL was the last to arrive, this week, the first. He was followed by AllenH and DaveA.
  • Raise your hand if you are surprised to see JohnP sporting his Cubs satin jacket while wearing shorts at Thursday's meeting. I see no hands. Let's consider it an early sign of spring.
  • Not many folks sporting green on 
    Thursday.
  • LeonardB is off to NOLA so he can cruise the Great River Road  back to the Riverbend, making a few historical stops along the way.
  • GeorgeM was the last to arrive @ 12:15. Proceeding him were RodneyD, LeonardB and JohnP.
  • SAA LeonardB collected a couple of Happy Fines, wanted to know about some shoes in Granite City and shared some amusing quotes. Everyone who failed to share the love this past week, pay a $.
  • Good to see PaulG on Thursday. He is busy taking history courses at SIUE. He took a moment to pitch two upcoming events sponsored by the Great Rivers Chorale Society-Cinemagic! on April 29/30 and Dueling Pianos on April 22. For more info http://www.grcssing.org
  • Let's take a moment and thank our guys who are waging a battle against the monolithic IRS during this ''taxing" season-RodC (emeritus), CoryG, GeorgeM and MarkV.
  • PaulH is still lamenting the fact that WallyD located his amusement park in central Florida instead of STL.
  • 18 members dined on chicken fried chicken /w gravy, two types of sweet tater casserole, rolls, salad and multiple dessert choices.
  •  Opening duties were handled by Prez Robin,
  • RickH and BillP.
  • Our program presenter had two chances to find the joker and claim the $400 jackpot. Our hospitality goes only so far. PaulieG won the scratch-off.
Ciao! Have a fine and dry weekend.
Au revoir!
THE JACKPOT SURVIVES
COMING SOON...OUR NEW HOME
ALL THINGS TRIVIAL
A small but growing band of stalwarts is carrying which unexpected sport onto Lake Superior in winter?
A-Synchronized swimming
B-Water polo
C-Surfing
D-Chess
(Answer is found near the end of the newsletter)
 
Today is National Sloppy Joe Day 
 
Aside from Canada or Mexico, which country is closest to the U.S.?
Cuba
Russia
Bermuda
Greenland
 
It may not be close enough for Alaskans to see it from their window, but Russia is quite near to the United States — closer than any other countries except for the two we share borders with: Canada and Mexico. Those living in the lower 48 tend to think of Russia, the largest country in the world, as being quite far away, but Big Diomede Island (which belongs to Russia) is only about 2.5 miles away from Little Diomede Island (which is part of Alaska). Because the International Date Line also lies between them, it's also 20 hours later on Big Diomede than it is on Little Diomede — hence their nicknames of Tomorrow Island and Yesterday Island.
FROM OUR ARCHIVES
Sourced from the Make-Up and Banner newsletters
Mid-March  2019
  • Prez JohnP was unable to attend the WR meeting due to an ankle issue that required medical attention.
  • The EA club heard a presentation about childhood trauma and toxic stress.
  • EA-WR Junior Rotarians Phillip Tierney and Ryne White attend the WR meeting.
  • AllenH and MarkV bookended the arrival of the 20 members at the EA meeting.
    SteveD had a choice of five cards to find the Queen of Hearts and claim the $600 50-50. Four cards remain. TyB let the $31 EA jackpot roll.
  • Disco Bingo was scheduled for Saturday. JeanK and RhondaB were on the hunt for any unsold tickets.
  • SherryT reminded everyone that early voting for the April 2nd election had begun.
  • Flyers for the June 1st Color Run were now available.
  • JohnP was going to send an email to all WR members requesting feedback about their preference for a Monday or Wednesday meeting.
  • Archivist RickH told fellow EA members that the first club community project was ringing bells for the Salvation Army in December 1971.
  • The WR board granted PattiA a 3 month leave of absence.
  • CherylM shared information with fellow WR members about the proposed 1 cent sales tax increase.
NEW WORDS
Words that were listed in the Merriam-Webster dictionary for the first time in
1972
Air hockey--aspartame--automated teller--bag lady--beer pong--best-case--bipolar disorder--bird flu--blended family--cardio--cash cow--eco-conscious--EMT--feel-good--flextime--floppy disc--garage band--gentrify--gut-wrenching--hardscape--habanero--hazmat--hepatitis A--kick back--lowrider--mani-pedi--media event--mixed-use--nightscope--overhype--page-turner--playlist--red zone--rubber-chicken--scammer--Scots-Irish--sleazo--slimeball--spaghetti strap--speed bump--track lighting--Universal product Code--upsell--user-friendly--veggie burger--veto-proof--wprry line--yard sale
DATELINE:RI
ROTARY PEACE FELLOWSHIP OPPORTUNITY
An FYI-Rotary  produces podcasts on a variety of topics that are available via Spotify or this link http://on.rotary.org/podcast happy listening!
 
 
WHY I RIDE TO END POLIO
 
 
By Gary Bren, past governor of District 5650 (Iowa, Nebraska, USA)
 
For more than two decades, my wife and I have been committed to Rotary’s effort to eradicate polio. The roots of my involvement go back to events before I was born. I have two older sisters, and after my second sister was born, my mom had two miscarriages. My parents really wanted a third child, so the doctors prescribed a drug that would help my mom carry a child full-term. 
I was born with a few side effects from that drug. The first – a single abdominal kidney – was discovered at the time of my birth. The second, I didn’t discover until years later. In the 1990s my wife and I were having trouble conceiving a child, and we found out the problem was related to the drug my mother had taken.
All this left me asking, “How do I do justice to the life I was given?” I started to find an answer after someone recruited me to join Rotary in 2000. Then my wife, Gretchen, joined Rotary in 2007, and a few months later attended a seminar about The Rotary Foundation. Someone gave a presentation on Rotary’s work of vaccinating children against polio in Nigeria. It struck a chord, and she left convinced she needed to get involved.
Sixteen years later, she’s been on 15 trips to Africa and south-central Asia, including nine trips to Nigeria and the only two Rotary National Immunization Day trips to Chad. These trips have deeply affected both of us, showing us the impact Rotary is having through the PolioPlus campaign. My involvement with polio eradication prior to 2020 consisted of supporting Gretchen and donating to PolioPlus. To continue reading, link here 
https://bit.ly/3Z0UDlS
AND I QUOTE
Beware of the most dangerous person in business-the articulate incompetent.
 
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."-Albert Einstein
 
"The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."- Confucius
 
If you are constantly looking back, chances are pretty good you'll fall into a hole ahead.
SMILE
  • Let's see what law enforcement has been dealing with in the Flathead area of western Montana:
  • A Kalispell man defrauded someone from New Jersey on eBay. 
  • Someone pulling a trailer went through the drive-thru at the bank, got stuck, and rocked back and forth until they got unstuck, but ripped off the front of the ATM vault in the process. 
  • A man walking down the road swinging a sword caused a brief school lockdown. 
  • A young man kept pulling parking tickets off people’s cars. 
  • A soon-to-be-ex slapped their partner’s nose. 
  • A bunch of cars were driving recklessly through the food bank parking lot. 
  •  Someone who had parked in a handicapped space without a sticker found a bag of dog poop on their windshield. 
  • A woman was snooping around on her neighbors’ porches.  
  • Someone left their checkbook in a horse stall. 
  • Some guys in trucks kept spinning donuts in someone’s driveway. 
  • A man told dispatch that he had put his phone in his car’s cup holder and it started screaming at him. 
  • A neighbor’s dog made a break for freedom.
  • Someone stole a dog from a horse trailer.  
BY THE NUMBERS
 Cash and checks are forecast to fall to 14% of total payments this year from 42% in 2010-Euromonitor International
 
About 40% of existing-home sales for the year typically happen from March through June-National Association of Realtors
 
The number of people older than 65 working or seeking work has increased by 6.4 million, or 144%, in the past 20 years (The broader labor force grew 13%)-Labor Department
 
Vinyl albums outsold CDs last year for the first time since 1987 (41 million albums, 33 million CD’s)-Recording Industry Association of America
 
 Almost $14 billion in property taxes go unpaid each year-National Tax Lien Association
 
9.3% of auto loans extended to people with low credit scores were 30 or more days behind on payments at the end of last year, the highest share since 2010-Moody’s Analytics
(Trivia answer-C)
Rotarian Code of Conduct
The following code of conduct has been adopted for the use of Rotarians:
As a Rotarian, I will
1-Act with integrity and high ethical standards in my personal and professional life
2-Deal fairly with others and treat them and their occupations with respect
3-Use my professional skills throughRotary to: mentor young people, help those with special needs, and improve people's quality of life in my community and in the world
4-Avoid behavior that reflects adversely on Rotary or other Rotarians
5-Help maintain a harassment-free environment in Rotary meetings, events, and activities, report any suspected harassment, and help ensure non-retaliation to those individuals that report harassment

separator

Additional content can be found on our web site http://RiverbendEastRotary.org