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Bulletin Editor
Rick Hooks
          BROKEN BRACKETS ISSUE                              MARCH 19, 2022
VOL. 2 NO. 26
SEND YOU INFO TO ROBIN ASAP
 
               NEWS-NOTES-NONSENSE
  • Don't forget to check out our Facebook and Instagram pages (links are available at the top of our main web page. Also, join our Facebook group. Want to like/share something, give it a tag @riverbendeastrotary
  • A big Rotary shout out to AlanaY and her team at Waggoner Equipment for receiving the March Growth Association's Small Business of the Month award. Well deserved!
  • Mustache March 4PD board member Tina Bennett was in the house on Thursday to tell us about the organization and the how they have assisted 15 different area police agencies. The organization began in 2017 with a mission of providing various types of support to our law enforcement officers.Their next fundraiser will take place at Bluff City Grill on March 25th. Link here for additional information http://www.mustachemarch4pd.com 
  • LoriP and DarrenC were very relieved that Chef Bob was not serving corned beef 'n cabbage on Thursday. They had enjoyed a slice of heavenly cheesecake prepared by the Cheesecake Lady at the East Alton Village Hall before arriving at Julia's. 
  • By the way, Julia's is hosting an open house tomorrow, Sunday March 20th, from noon to 2. If you are looking for a location to host your next gathering, stop by and sample some food and check out the different room options.
  • It was nice having DonnaK back with us.
  • Baseball Mania tickets are now being distributed by LoriP. Get your pack of 10 today. She still has 13 packs of tickets available.
  • We will be attending the season opening game of the Alton River Dragons baseball team on June 1st First pitch is @ 6:35. Let LoriP know ASAP if you want to be there. She plans to get a group rate on the tickets, around $10 per ticket. Fireworks to follow the final pitch. It should be a fun group outing. There are currently 18 members and guest slated to attend.
  • DarrenC announced that there would be a weekly afternoon farmer's market held on the Eastgate parking lot starting on Tuesday April19th, 3-7PM.
  • At least 9 members were sporting some shade of green on St. Patty's Day and avoided a fine levied by Prez Lindsey.
  • RobinK asked everyone who have not already done so, which is just about everyone, to complete a profile form (see above) and send the info to her ASAP. She is putting together a member directory containing our profiles. Email it to amy.b.martin@edwardjones.com
  • Our 5k Color Run is slated for Saturday June 4th @ Belk-8AM. The sign-up link is available on our Facebook and web pages. Prez Lindsey is also looking for race sponsors for $100. Let her know if you are in. The race will be in person and on a new circuit that JasonW designed so runners/walkers won't get lost in the Belk forest.
  • RickH received confirmation that Yip-Yip's were indeed a term used to describe Sloppy Joe's in the Riverbend area. Maybe Chef Bob will serve them up for lunch with Old Vienna Red Hot Riplets toasted ravs and gooey butter cake
  • Opening duties were provided by Prez Lindsey, ChrisH and RodneyD.
  • If you plan to attend our district Rotary Day at the Ballpark on June 26th give your form to LoriP before April 6th and she will submit the forms together so all our seats are adjacent. The early-bird price is $45 per. It's @ Busch, Cards vs Cubs.
  • Are you interested in an Amare benefit trivia night on April 22nd?  It takes place at the Wood River Roundhouse, 1st Q @ 6:30. Let LoriP know. The club plans to sponsor at least one table.
  • Prez Lindsey read a thank you note from Rosie Brown for our sock donation.
  • Early arrivals included LoriP, DarrenC and AllenH.
  • Don't forget to share your favorite Madison County based small business with RickH. All he needs is the business name, address and a sentence, or two, on why you like the business. Send your info to him  j.r.hooks@outlook.com.  
  • 20 members sampled a buffet that was sauced, dressed and iced. There were cheezy cheese stuffed tortellini, cheezy taters, Rotary g-beans, Caesar salad, rolls and St. Patty's chocolate iced cake.
  • Last to arrive included PaulG, JeanK and GeorgeT
  • JeanK had the opportunity to win a birthday present 50-50, nope. RickH had the other chance, nope again. SteveD took home the scratch-off.
Ciao! Have a fine and dry weekend. 
 
TINA SHARING 4PD INFO 
DONNA HAS RETURNED!
ALL THINGS TRIVIAL
A cargo ship loaded with luxury cars sank after a devastating fire. How many vehicles were on board?
A-40
B-400
C-4000
D-40,000
(Answer is found at the end of the newsletter)
 
Today is National Let's Laugh Day
 
Which river flows through the most national capitals?
Amazon River
Nile River
Danube River
Rhine River
 
Rising in the Black Forest Mountains of Germany and traveling through nine countries — Ukraine, Romania, Bulgaria, Serbia, Croatia, Hungary, Slovakia, Austria, and Germany — the Danube collects water from more than 300 tributaries along the way and empties into the Black Sea. Being that it covers so much ground, it’s no wonder that the 1,700-mile Danube flows through more national capitals than any other. Belgrade, Vienna, Bratislava, and Budapest were all built on the banks of the great river and, throughout history, the Danube has served as a major waterway for numerous empires, from Rome to Russia. 
I RECCOMMEND...
...Rustic Roots/Downtown Delights located at 200 W Ferguson in Wood River (Dick Bell's former business location). They feature a variety of specialty foods and gifts. Try the Goose Poop! LoriP
FROM OUR ARCHIVES
Sourced from the Make-Up and Banner newsletters
Mid-March  2011
  • The tri-club meeting was scheduled for April 27th and would be hosted by the Bethalto club.
  • In the absence of a scheduled program RickH took the opportunity to share his experience with the February Christchurch, New Zealand earthquake.
  • The WR Paul Harris fellows were scheduled to gather @ 11:15 before the next noon meeting. 
  • Potential member MarkA and grizzled WR veteran Dick Bell attended the EA meeting.
  • Mothers Catering leftovers were available to all WR members, $5 per container.
  • BradL and PaulH were late arrivals at the EA meeting. Nothing new for these two guys.
  • WR members were selling Green Mountain Coffee for $10 per bag.
  • JoeS was awarded the "service above self" award for taking cake of the SAA duties during RickH's multi-week absence.
  • RHS Junior Rotarians Justin Oberts and Jordan Shereka attended the WR meeting.
  • LoriP announce at the EA meeting that she has a new granddaughter, Tessa Leann.
  • JeanK failed to find the Queen of Hearts and claim the $554 jackpot at the WR meeting. MarkA and BradL wiffed on the $92 jackpot @ the EA meeting.
  • PattiA paid a Happy Fine.
  • JoeP invited the EA members to watch his Marquette baseball team play @ Busch Stadium on May7th.
  • SteveD served as the WR meeting greeter.
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NEW WORDS
Words that were listed in the Merriam-Webster dictionary for the first time in 2001
anti-vaxxer--auto-suggest--blade server--bromance--cankle--captcha--click fraud--cornhole--Internet of Things--microRNA--temporal thermometer--twerking
DATELINE:RI
The crisis in Ukraine is having devastating consequences on civilians as families flee their homes. According to the United Nations, more than 2 million people, most of them women and children, have sought refuge in neighboring countries and across Europe, while about 1 million more people have been displaced within Ukraine.
 
Rotary and Rotaract clubs in Europe and around the world have taken swift action and are working with members nearby to provide food, water, medical equipment, and shelter for refugees.
 
Rotaract Europe
The European Rotaract Information Centre, a multidistrict information organization that serves Rotaractors all over Europe, created a United for Peace site that compiles information for refugees and volunteers.
The site offers information about free rail, bus, and air transportation available to refugees and lists details about what’s needed and how to help at specific national borders.
It also has fundraising details for hospitals in the western Ukraine city of Lviv, as well as for clubs that are helping in various places and for other organizations in the region.
The site lets Rotaractors coordinate shelter for refugees stranded at the border. Volunteer hosts can sign up through an online form and specify how many people they can house and for how long. Begun as an initiative to help fellow Rotary members leaving Ukraine, it’s now being used by Rotaract and Rotary members all over Europe to offer help.
A tool on the site links a demand for goods with available supplies. It was created within 48 hours after a team of 60 members from 10 countries met by videoconference about how to meet the most urgent needs.
 
Ukraine
Ukraine has 62 Rotary clubs and six satellite clubs with about 1,100 members, and 24 Rotaract clubs with more than 300 members.
District 2232 (Ukraine and Belarus) formed a committee to help people affected by the crisis. It has launched an appeal to Rotary members worldwide for funds to provide basic necessities.
The city of Lviv has had an influx of people displaced from other cities around Ukraine. The Rotary Club of Lviv International, working with local authorities and major hospitals, created an online spreadsheet of relief items that can be accessed by people who want to help. Members arrange for the donated items to be delivered to hospitals and coordinate storage with local warehouses.
 
Poland
Poland has taken in more than a million refugees, and Rotary clubs all over the country created a central account for contributions.
The Rotary Club of Olsztyn is collecting and managing donations for more than 150 Ukrainians who are staying at Ostróda Camp, a conference and recreation center. Most of the occupants are unaccompanied children whose parents stayed in Ukraine. Four cars full of supplies including food, clothes, toiletries, and toys were donated hours after the center began accepting refugees.
Members of the Rotary Club of Zamosc worked with a member of the Rotary Club of Wolsztyn, who owns a medical supply distribution company, to coordinate a partnership with other organizations to collect supplies and equipment.
The Rotary Club of Gdansk Centrum is providing accommodations for four refugee families, and members who own businesses are offering them work.
Other countries that border Ukraine
The Rotary Club of Kisvárda, Hungary, is coordinating contributions and mobilizing members to donate necessities and deliver the items to where they’re needed.
Rotary members in Romania and Moldova have created a central fund for contributions and set up WhatsApp groups that organize food donations and coordinate shelter for refugees.
In Slovakia and the Czech Republic, clubs have partnered with a railway and cargo company to offer transportation to nearly 2,300 refugees.
 
The Rotary Foundation created a funding channel for relief efforts in Ukraine.
AND I QUOTE
"it takes two to speak the truth, one to speak and another to hear."-Henry David Thoreau
 
“Imagination, not intelligence, made us human."-Terry Pratchett
 
"Relativity applies to physics, not ethics."-Albert Einstein
 
"Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without."-Confucius
SMILE
  •  A cable repair guy was on my street and asked me what time it was. I told him it was between 8AM and 1PM.
  • If you get lost in the woods find a possum and follow it. You will be in the middle of the road in no time.
  • I had a dream about mufflers. I woke up exhausted.
  • Monsters don't like to eat ghosts because the taste like sheet.
  • Five great confusions still unresolved-1) At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 2) In the word scent, is "S" silent or "C"? 3) If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around? 4) Why is there a "D". in fridge, but not in refrigerator?  5) Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
A NESTING FALCON
BY THE NUMBERS
Apple’s M1 Max computer chip, which powers its high-end laptops, contains 57 million transistors
 
Revenue for all 50 states collectively grew 14.5% in fiscal 2021-National Association of State Budget Officers
 
At the end of last year, there were about 411,000 fewer homes on the market that were considered affordable for households earning between $75,000 and $100,000 than before the pandemic-National Association of Realtors
 
An estimated 19% of the nation’s 53 million unpaid family caregivers are 65 and older, up from 13% in 2004. Caregivers in advanced age—75 and older—now represent 7% of caregivers-National Alliance for Caregiving and AARP
 
There were 5.4 million applications to start companies in 2021, a 53% jump from pre-pandemic levels in 2019-U.S. Census
 
In 33 states, day care for a 1-year-old costs more than in-state college tuition-Economic Policy Institute 

 

(Trivia answer-C)

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