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LIFESAVER ISSUE
NOVEMBER 19, 2016
NEWS, NOTES & NONSENSE
RANDY GIVES "VANNA" THE HEIMLICH
Once again, Allen was the 1st of 23 members to arrive. And, just like last week, Sandy, Sherry and Mark1 completed the early vanguard. Paul was so late that he made Rhonda, Dave and Joe look early.
Sherry was right. A few weeks back she mentioned that she had just visited the $100 million Ark Encounter biblical theme park in Kentucky and really liked it. Since opening in July, they have had over 400,000 visitors.
Randy made an excellent presentation about CPR and the Heimlich maneuver. His presentation was not recorded, but he did share this fact, every minute that CPR is delayed, the person's risk of death increases 10%. The Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" has meaning beyond the beats. here's a link to explain that reference https://youtu.be/n5hP4DIBCEE also, thanks to his ace assistant "Vanna" AKA Roger for his superb roll playing.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. There's no meeting next week. The next Rotary Banner will sent to you on December 3rd.
There was some early confusion about the room/food setup. Once everyone found their way to the dessert table, all seem to be well. here's a tip, don't ask Sandy to share her dessert. The buffet line offered BBQ shredded pork, teriyaki chicken chunks, au gratin taters, g-beans, salad and mini pies. Mark1 and Sherry were a bit concerned about the chilly rolls. Where was the bun warmer?
Opening duties were provided by Chris2, Allen and Dave.
SAA Bill and Bag Lassie Sandy worked the room hard. We did celebrate Rhonda's birthday. The trivia topics included Elizabethan England, The Terminator, Heidi Bowl and the Kingston Trio.
Wendell returned from his cruise tanned and mostly rested, but annoyed by all the double wide strollers on the ship.
If you find more text errors than usual, my proofreader, Betsy, is out of the country and unavailable to wield the big red pencil.
You may be chuckling by the time you read this, but Joe asked "Who needs a place in Florida" with weather like this (83 degrees, a Nov 17th record).
Mark3 introduced his vet guest Glen.
Bill declared it "yellow shirt day".
The container and wish list for the adopted family donations is making the rounds.
The Operation Blessing Turkey Fund collected $227. Thanks to all for your generous support.
Bill reported that we will need 12-15 folks for the Winter Wonderland gig on December 9th, including a photo friendly Santa. He will provide more details at our December 1st meeting.
There are only a couple of open Salvation Army belling ringing slots open. Both of them are on December 22nd at the Wood River Shop 'N Save.
The Christmas party sign-up list is now making the rounds. You have a choice of two entrees.
Brad1 and Allen pulled the cards for the $11 jackpot. Randy had the scratch off. You know the rest.
That's all from here. Have a fine and dry weekend.
THE BOARD PONDERS
TRIVIA
(The answer can be found at the end of the newsletter)
Finland became the first country to apply for its own emoji. Which of these is among its proposed symbols?
A-A nude sauna scene
B-An iconic Alvar Aalto vase
C-A reindeer head
D-Jean Sibelius's mustache
November 19th is National Play Monopoly Day
986 robocalls were placed every second in the U.S. in August. (That's a monthly record 2.64 billion robocalls.)-YouMail's National Robocall Index
November 18, 1993
Current members in a leadership position were: Rod, Brad1, Paul and Rick
Wendell introduced Dick Saunders with Omni Travel
The previous week Mark1 hosted the program and introduced SIUE men's head basketball coach Jack Margenthaler
We were breaking bread at DiRomero's Restaurant
We were collecting used bicycles for Operation Blessing
Jim Kodros was polling the delegation to see if there was enough interest to set up a CPR class
Norm and Carole Taylor would be hosting the Christmas party at their home on December 9th
Our Salvation Army gig would take place on December 4th
Do you remember Tom Coles?
DATELINE:RI
When I give to Rotary, I get so much more back
STEPHANIE (middle) IN SLOVAKIA
By Stephanie Witkowski, Rotary Club of Honolulu Pau Hana
At 28 years old, I decided to become a Rotarian, because Rotary changed my life.
I grew up in a small town in Oregon, USA, and was a young leader in my school. When I was 15 years old, I applied to attend a Rotary Youth Leadership Awards event in Rotary’s District 5110 to learn more about myself and what leadership meant to me. During that amazing week-long experience, I learned not only about how to be a better leader for my school and community, but about Rotary itself.
One of the things I learned about Rotary was the organization’s commitment to international service through the Rotary Youth Exchange program. I had always dreamed of learning about another culture through an international experience with students my age. So when I was 17 years old, I applied to be a Rotary Youth Exchange student. In District 5110, they have a wonderful tradition of selecting the student’s host country for them, and then SURPRISE! In 2005, I was off for a life-changing year in Slovakia. To read more, link here http://bit.ly/2f1udKJ
SMILE
NEW DOG CROSS-BREEDS
Collie+Lhasa Apso-Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz+Chow Chow-Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer+Setter-Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Pekingnese+Lhasa Apso-Peekasso, an abstract dog
Newfoundland+Basset Hound-Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier+Bulldog-Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Deerhound+Terrier-Derriere, a dog with a great butt
Bull Terrier+ShihTzu-Oh, never mind
BOTTOM LINE
80% of news stories written about a female CEO leading a company involved in a crisis place the blame on the woman, compared to 31% for male CEO's, according to a recent analysis by the Rockefeller Foundation.-FastCompany.com
One in five U.S. workers is bound by non-compete agreements prohibiting him or her from moving to an employer's competitor, including 14% of workers earning less that $40,000.-Reuters.com
LAST WORD
"I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue."-Albert Einstein
"What you say about somebody else, anybody else, reveals you."-James Baldwin