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CRAWLERS ISSUE AUGUST 8, 2026
VOL. 7 NO. 6
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Look for your next Eastender News on August 22nd. Back soon!
On Thursday Telegraph reporter Ivy Lyons joined us and made a very energetic presentation. He shared his Rotary connection. Ivy talked about his process for developing the stories that we see in The Telegraph. Some may take minutes to research and write, others much longer. It's important that complex information is made to be understandable for the reader. The newspaper staff wants the community to be informed with the facts and make the reader want to return for more.
Early arrivals included AllenH, MarkSm and BradP.
JoeS announced that he recently awarded a $1,400 scholarship check to Taylor Vetter.
Slide-right-inners-PaulH, DaveA and ChrisH.
Service anniversaries-CarsonC-1 year.
Our Pints For Polio event will be this Thursday August 13th-5:30-9:30. See the informational flyer below for the details. Our public Facebook page has additional information. Please share this information on your social networks, we still need “crawlers”.
Don't forget that we have a members only and a public Facebook page as well as an Instagram page. Check them out.
Worried about your lettuce? JoeS suggested that you eat more candy. Have you ever heard of a candy recall?
BillP made-up at Alton-Godfrey and recruited 4 pub crawlers for our Pints 4 Polio event on Thursday.
Opening duties were covered by DianeS, PaulH and BillP, who was thankful for the ice cream.
“Speedy” SherryT's recent trip to the Outer Banks did not impress.
Last to arrive included ChrisH, DaveA and PaulH.
15 members dined on chicken strips, waffle fries, rolls, salad and ice cream.
SAA RickH recruited MarkSm to serve as the finemaster. DianeS had the only Happy Fine, she was off to City Museum with her grandson. We answered all four trivia Q's correctly, including Depp=Scrooge. Rick introduced self-serving fines. BillP will handle the SAA duties this coming Thursday.
The jackpot rolls after JoeS and BradP failed to locate the joker. Brad also won the scratch-off.
The Edwardsville club's 15 annual Criterium Bike Race Festival is next Saturday August 15th in downtown Edwardsville. Racing begins @ 2 and goes until 11. Here's the link for additional info link here
THIS THURDAY!
ALL THINGS TRIVIAL
Parsons, Kansas will soon host something new. What is it?
A-A Clergy Hall of Fame
B-The National Corn Museum
C-A skyscraper seven stories high
D-An underground nuclear reactor
(Find the answer near the end of the newsletter)
Today is National Frozen Custard Day
The Adriatic Sea separates the Balkan Peninsula from what country? Turkey Greece Italy Portugal
The Adriatic Sea, the northernmost arm of the Mediterranean Sea, is located between the Italian and Balkan Peninsulas. It stretches for about 500 miles and borders the country of Italy to the west, and Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro, and Slovenia to the east.
POST-MEETING VISITS
FROM OUR ARCHIVES
Sourced from the Eastender News, Make-Up and Banner newsletters
August 2022
Prez Robin conducted a club assembly. Her goal was to increase membership by a net of three members by next June. She announced that our foundation had made a $3,000 contribution to the DeBell Center Sensory Room.
The Soap Box Derby race needed a member to coordinate our crosswalk members.
LoriP announced that our Baseball Mania net was $2,045.
MarkA was looking for an assist with our Family Cookout.
We found out that RodneyD has been involved with Rotary since 1994.
ChrisH broke the news that it now takes about 20 weeks for the IRS to process an amended return.
Mark Vaughn presented scholarship checks to two students.
JohnP suggested that Prez Robin be a bit more agressive with her bell ringing.
We needed a chairperson for our October 14th Chili Super.
LoriP and AllenH left the joker in the deck. JohnP won the scratch-off.
PHOTOS OF THE WEEK
DATELINE:ROTARY
High-tech classroom upgrades open pathways for girls in India
by Charlene Drummer and Jeff Krolik
Eighteen-year-old Hareesha has big dreams. She wants to go into medicine, eliminate the poverty that many people in her part of southern India endure, and lift up her community. That she’s able to kindle such lofty hopes is thanks, first, to a promise: Her father pledged to provide her and her two siblings an education.
That’s no small feat. Her parents struggled to feed Hareesha and her brother and sister. The level of desperation in their village is so extreme that some parents even sell their daughters into early marriages at age 14 or 15. When a wealthy family offered to buy Hareesha, her father refused. “He vowed to work hard and make sure we ate, even if he didn’t,” she says. “He promised to give us the education we deserved.”
Girls living in the remote forest villages of Andhra Pradesh state have historically been deprived of access to a quality education. Because of that, they have almost no opportunity for economic advancement or options outside the home. These girls face numerous challenges, including low literacy rates, limited health care access, discrimination, and social exclusion. Being inadequately educated condemns these girls to a life of limitations.
Hareesha’s father did not want that life for her. He encouraged her to get an education at one of the state’s tribal schools (“tribal” is the designation adopted by the Indian government to recognize the Adivasi ethnic groups, who are considered to be the original inhabitants of the broader Indian subcontinent and comprise about 9 percent of India’s population). In conjunction with the federal government, the state’s Tribal Welfare Department has built such schools to alleviate poverty and prevent child marriages.
Hareesha’s parents enrolled her at the Tribal Welfare Girls’ Residential School and College of Excellence in Vissannapeta. About 640 girls, in grades five through 12, attend the school, where they receive a basic education, as well as food, clothing, and housing. However, the girls still face limited opportunities for advancement because the government lacks sufficient resources to provide a fundamental component that is crucial to being competitive in the modern world: access to digital tools and resources.
“To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time."-Leonard Bernstein
“Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”-Dave Barry
“What we learn from history is that people don't learn from history."-Warren Buffet
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."-Abraham Lincoln
SMILE
I left my front door open and my Roomba just went out and I can't find it. What are the consequences of this? It has no natural predators.
Where can you buy soup in bulk? The stock market. Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs. Sea monsters have been known to eat what? Fish and ships. What do you call a vicar who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law. Why was the broom late to work? It overswept. What does a pig use in the shower? Hog wash. Why don’t ants get sick? They have anty-bodies. Why do computers overheat? They need to vent.
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THE NUMBERS
The No. 4 touring act for the first half of this year is AC/DC, according to Pollstar, coming in behind Bad Bunny, Lady Gaga and BTS in worldwide ticket sales
41% of consumers over age 40 use a digital wallet-J.D. Power (Apple Pay, Google pay…)
About 46% of those who haven’t finished their back-to-school shopping yet are holding out for better deals, while another 23% are deliberately spreading out spending to manage budgets-National Retail Federation
Foldable phones make up 1.6% of smartphones sold last year-Counterpoint
The average company 401(k) match is about 4.7% of eligible salary-Vanguard
Frozen-yogurt servings sold in the U.S. between March 2025 and March 2026 rose by 26% compared with the previous year-Circana