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MAKE IT RAIN ISSUE JUNE 3, 2023
VOL. 3 NO. 39
CUBS FAN SNEERS @ CARDINAL FAITHFUL
NEWS-NOTES-NONSENSE
We had a club assembly on Thursday. Prez Robin told us that the board has approved donations for the WR Library summer reading program and a golf tournament. We are looking to create a co-treasurer position.
First to arrive included AllenH, MarkA and MikeK.
LoriP has your Baseball Mania tickets. Get 'em while you can!
Don't forget about registering for our Installation Dinner on June 22nd. RodneyD reminded everyone to please "accept" or "decline" your invite. If you don't respond, you will continue to receive reminder emails. The deadline to to sign-up is June 14th.
MarkSm is still accepting Business of the Year nominations. Nominated businesses can't be current Rotary member owned.
Congrats to AllenH for his 48 years of club service.
Arriving @ 10 past high noon (+/-) were JohnP,LeonardB, SteveSm and TylerL.
We learned that Chef Bob will be retiring next month. Happy for him, sad for us. He's treated us very well for many years.
TylerL invited everyone to see the EA Rec Center's new pickleball courts. AllenH sez they look fabulous. He told everyone that Tyler is doing a great job.
RodC arrived with his name tag already in place.
Table talk @ JoeS's table centered on our beloved (except for JohnP) Redbirds. The consensus seemed to be that everyone is tired of hearing about the team being tired. Joe sez he is sickand tired of watching this team as a fan. He went on to suggest that the coaching staff is the worst in his long memory. Now, let's talk about the positives...short list.
It was to nice to have our monthly Speciale guest in the house.
We welcomed Riverbend club members Jeanne and Karen.
20 members dined on sliced ham, mac 'n cheeze, rolls, salad and cookies.
Birthday wishes to Marks A & V, both on June 5th.
The reopening of the Alton Golden Corral brought a smile to AllenH's face and a tingle to his tummy.
MikeK reminded us that the River Dragons baseball season is starting. Time to head to the Hop!
SAA LeonardB returned and asked JoeS to"pass the hat". What did you do to celebrate Memorial Day was Leonard's question. If you didn't do anything MD specific, pay a $.
Opening duties were handled by Prez Robin, AllenH and RodneyD.
BradP and MarkA each took a turn looking for the joker. Not this week. LoriP won the scratch-off, which yielded zero value.
Ciao! Have a fine and dry weekend.
Au revoir!
POST-MEETING CHIT CHAT
TALKIN' TACTICAL
ALL THINGS TRIVIAL
Ford is bringing something back to electric vehicles next year. What is it?
A-Manual transmissions
B-AM radio
C-Cigarette lighters
D-Running boards
(Answer is found near the end of the newsletter)
Today is National Play Outside Day
Where was the highest wind speed ever recorded?
Thule Air Base, Greenland
Mount Washington, New Hampshire
Barrow Island, Australia
Chicago, Illinois
In April 1996, an unmanned weather station on Barrow Island, Australia, measured the gusts of Tropical Cyclone Olivia, which reached speeds of 253 mph. Up until then, the strongest observed wind gust was recorded at Mount Washington in New Hampshire in 1934, with speeds of 231 mph. Although surpassed by Barrow Island’s winds, Mount Washington still holds the record of the strongest winds recorded at a manned weather station. While these are both exceedingly strong wind speeds, tornado winds are even stronger. However, they cannot be recorded by an anemometer, which is the official measurement meted out by the World Meteorological Organization.
FROM OUR ARCHIVES
Sourced from the Make-Up and Banner newsletters
Early-June 2018
PaulG paid a visit to the EA club seeking assistance with the upcoming Color Run. He was also recognized by the WR club for being the most successful fund raising Prez in club history.
The EA club heard a presentation about English as a Second Language program. AlanaY made a presentation about Waggoner Equipment Rentals to fellow WR members.
BarbO was thanked for her willingness to serve as the club VP.
EA club members were reminded that the Village Cleanup Day was scheduled for the following Saturday. We would be working the Route 3 corridor.
ScottL, DonnaK and AlanaY announced the following scholarship recipients-Emily Richards, Jessica Levan, Riley Self, Rebekah Null, Jacob Martin and Lucas Westbrook.
EA members wished RhondaB a speedy recovery from her broken ankle injury.
JohnP was recruiting a new SAA to serve during the upcoming Rotary year.
SandyS and SherryT returned from their recent "training" trips.
GeorgeT and CherylM paid Happy Fines.
The EA Paul Harris committee met post-meeting and selected the new PHF.
JohnP introduced meeting guests and DaveA selected the Song of the Day.
BradP won the $95 jackpot as well as the scratch-off.
DATELINE:RI
From Australia to the Netherlands, Rotary youth programs have shaped me
By Taylor Randall
My journey with Rotary actually began before I was born.
I’m the fourth generation of my family to be connected with the Rotary Club of Nerang, Queensland, Australia. My great-grandfather was charter president, my grandfather was a charter member and past president, and my mum – the first woman invited to join the club in 2000 – became the club’s first female president in 2007.
Then there’s me. When I was one year old, I made a splash in the World Swim for Malaria community swim. I’ve been a proud participant in Interact, Rotary Youth Exchange, Rotex (Rotary Youth Exchange alumni) and the National Youth Science Forum, of which Rotary is a founding partner. Ultimately, Rotary youth programs have had a significant role in shaping who I am today.
My school-based Interact club held Paint Your Pinky Purple activities to raise awareness of Rotary’s work to eradicate polio. Barbecues and raffles were a common occurrence. But I wanted to leave a bigger mark on the world; I wanted to further my international understanding. To continue reading, link herehttps://rb.gy/bciis. or scan
AND I QUOTE
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success."-Doug Larson
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty."-Douglas Adams
"I've been to almost as many places as my luggage."-Bob Hope
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."-Anon
SMILE
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore so I sent him a card. "Get well soon".
People often ask me how I smuggle chocolate into the cinema? Well...I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
You may think I'n wrong for stealing kitchen utensils. But that's the whisk I'm willing to take.
Imagine how excited barn owls were when humans invented barns.
What should you do if you're addicted to sea weed? Sea kelp.
BY THE NUMBERS
A Memorial Day basket of seven barbecue essentials cost $27.32 compared to $25.07 last year-Datasembly
30.6% of used vehicles were sold for less than $20,000 in the first quarter of this year, down from 60.5% in the first quarter of 2018-Edmunds
New business applications rose more than 53% between 2019 and 2021-U.S. Census Bureau
The number of foreign-born workers in the U.S. increased to 29.8 million in 2022, from 27.9 million in 2021-U.S. Department of Labor
In 2021, a national survey of U.S. beekeepers reported that 45.5% of managed colonies died during the preceding year
The IRS data shows a net 105,000 people left Illinois in 2021, taking with them some $10.9 billion in AGI. That’s up from $8.5 billion in 2020 and $6 billion in 2019
(Trivia answer-B)
Rotarian Code of Conduct The following code of conduct has been adopted for the use of Rotarians:
As a Rotarian, I will
1-Act with integrity and high ethical standards in my personal and professional life
2-Deal fairly with others and treat them and their occupations with respect
3-Use my professional skills throughRotary to: mentor young people, help those with special needs, and improve people's quality of life in my community and in the world
4-Avoid behavior that reflects adversely on Rotary or other Rotarians
5-Help maintain a harassment-free environment in Rotary meetings, events, and activities, report any suspected harassment, and help ensure non-retaliation to those individuals that report harassment