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               BIKE 'N ICE ISSUE                             JULY 12, 2025 
VOL. 6 NO. 2
MARK WELCOMES DIANE
 
        NEWS-NOTES-NONSENSE
  • On Thursday we welcomed the new(ish) MadCo Coroner Nick Novacich. He served 25 years with the Granite City Police Department before retiring last December as the Chief of Police. His police work as a detective gave him an overview of the work of the coroner's office, but not the in-depth job requirements. Nick has completed 160 hours of training that allows him to better understand the responsibilities of the office and to be conversant with the terminology with his staff. So far this year there have been 957 coroner cases in the county, including 32 overdose deaths. (Post-meeting, ChrisH pointed out that the OD number of 32  is a significant decrease since that last time previous Coroner Steve Nunn was in the house.)
  • Prez Mark welcomed and introduced our newest member, Diane Schuette. She is joining us from the Riverbend club. It's great to have her with us!
  • Golf tournament update- It's next Saturday, July 19thJoeS reported that as of noon Thursday we had 21 teams and 24 sponsors, with room to grow. If you know golfers and/or potential sponsors get their contact info to Joe ASAP and he will solicit them directly.  The sign-up sheet is now making the rounds.
  • It was nice having ErinP and SherryT with us. Sherry was able to move about freely after recovering from her golfing broken ankle accident, the plate and screws not withstanding.
  • Next week Prez Mark will present our Business of the Year award. We will welcome Scott Pulaski to talk about the Piasa Armory. Everyone will then be invited to the Eastgate Plaza based armory and spend an hour on the range. Scott will provide the hand guns, you must buy any ammo from the armory. You may bring your own handgun and ammo.
  • What room will we be in this coming week??
  • TomS reminded everyone about the Bike Ramble and Ice Cream Social taking place tomorrow (Sunday).
  • Early birders included-ErinP, DianeS, LoriP and Prez Mark.
  • There are still tickets available for the Cards vs Cubs game on August 9th, benefitting the district literacy program. Use this link https://rd6460.org to navigate to the district web page and find the baseball article for all the details. 
  • The slide-right-inner was PaulH,
  • Late arrivals included ScottL, LindseyH, CoryG and GlennB.
  • We welcomed guests Terrell and Jeanie.
  • It's looking good for some sort of movie studio production to happen at the former Wood River Business Park. Roll cameras!
  • SAA Rick recruited SherryT as the lugmeister. We nailed 3 of the 4 trivia Q's. Bob Gibson was the correct answer to the bonus trivia Q. didn't see a live fireworks show during the 4th holiday? Pay a $.
  • We had 21 members in the house noshing on beef 'n noodles, Rotary g-beans, hail Caesar salad and mixed fruit.
  • RickH and KristenB couldn't locate the joker but SherryT scratched up $10 on her card.
  • Opening duties were covered by TomS, WendellR and BillP.
  • 55% of Eastender News subscribers opened the last newsletter.
QUIZ THE CORONER
AFTER THE MEETING CHATTER
 
THAT'S A WINNER!
PLAY BALL!
On Thursday July 31st we will gather at Llyod Hopkins Field in Gordon Moore Park to watch the Alton River Dragons baseball team win a game vs Cape Catfish. We have reserved the 1st Base Party Deck for our social night. Tickets are $15 per and include a burger or a dog and a soft drink. Pleaes sign-up using the email invitation you were sent on June 16th. Take me out... 
ALL THINGS TRIVIAL
King Charles is giving up something in the name of fiscal restraint. What?
A-The royal yacht
B-The royal train
C-The royal jet
D-The royal family
(The answer is found near the end of the newsletter)
 
Today is National Eat Your Jello Day
 
What was New York City originally named?
New Orange
New France
New Amsterdam
New Rotterdam
 
New York City was originally named New Amsterdam by Dutch settlers in 1624. In 1664, the British conquered the colony and renamed it New York in honor of the Duke of York. The city was also named New Orange after the Dutch briefly won back control of the colony, but a year later the British took over once more and changed the city’s name back to New York.
 
FROM OUR ARCHIVES
Sourced from the Eastender News, Make-Up and Banner newsletters
July 2019
  • The EA club program was presented by a spiritual harpist, Amy Camie.
  • Happy Birthday wishes went out to CoryG andJoeS.
  • JohnP was thanked for serving as the club prez for the second time.
  • BillP was celebrating his 39th wedding anniversary with Brenda and promising a "tomato tsunami".
  • New WR club officers included LindseyH, DaveA, GeorgeM and PatA.
  • MarkV made up at the Goshen club. TommieM visited the EA club.
  • LoriP created some 50-50 tickets. MarkA and JoeS failed to claim the $22 jackpot. 
  • ScottL awarded $750 checks to four scholarship students.
  • LindseyH was recognized as the newest Paul Harris Fellowship recipient.
PHOTOS OF THE WEEK
 
 
DATELINE:ROTARY 
WHY ROTARY NEEDS TO KEEP ADAPTING
 
By Herb Silverman, president of the Rotary Club of IMPACT Ocala, Florida, USA
Rotary International has united people through service, fellowship, and purpose for over a century. From leading the effort to eradicate polio, to providing clean water and sanitation, to empowering generations of youth, we have proven what can happen when thoughtful leaders come together with a shared purpose of Service Above Self.
But what worked well for clubs many years ago is not necessarily the best set up for today. The world has changed, and people with it. Attention spans are shorter. Calendars are packed. People today connect over podcasts, group texts, livestreams more than over Tuesday chicken lunches.
That is why our club has embraced a format change that is more than just a new club format. We like to think of it as a movement, and we our encouraging other clubs to check it out. Our movement is grounded in purpose and shaped by modern realities. We are here for those who want to make a meaningful impact that is flexible and resolute.
Our members span six decades, from professionals, students, retirees, entrepreneurs, and more, each bringing unique perspectives to our shared commitment to service. Each one contributes in a way that gently enriches our collective spirit of service. We serve with intention: guided by what feels most meaningful and worthwhile.
Get In. Serve. Go Home
At the Rotary Club of IMPACT Ocala, we believe in doing good work without adding unnecessary weight to your schedule. We aren’t looking for perfect attendance, what matters to us is impact, not formality. Whether it is a hands-on community project, volunteering independently, or collaborating with other local groups, we count all of it.
Our club strives to offer:
Community Service: Being a driving force in improving Ocala and beyond.
Networking: Connecting with passionate leaders, professionals, and creatives.
Flexibility: Meeting before a project. Joining an event or volunteering solo. Whatever works best for you.
We like to say: Service should be meaningful, manageable, and motivating. To continue reading, link here https://rb.gy/tr110p
AND I QUOTE
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read “President Can’t Swim.”-Lyndon B. Johnson
 
"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time."-Thomas Edison
 
"Being President is like running a cemetery; you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening."-Bill Clinton
 
"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor."-Franklin D. Roosevelt
SMILE
  • When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When it becomes apparent.
  • What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
  • What do you call fake fettuccine? Impasta.
  • Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.
  • Why are crabs bad at sharing. They’re shellfish.
  • I tried to catch fog. Mist.
  • Why did the banana skip school? It wasn’t peeling well.
  • Where do bad rainbows go? Prism where they serve a light sentence.
  • What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad.
 THE NUMBERS
The USDA said that the total cattle herd in the U.S. is 86.7 million animals, the lowest since 1951
 
On a given weekday, Americans spend about 15 minutes shopping, down from 20 minutes two decades ago-Bureau of Labor Statistics
 
Marketers distributed 50 billion coupons last year, down from more than 330 billion in 2010-RRD
 
The average age of passenger cars on the road is currently 14.5 years-S&P Global
 
The value of BNPL (buy now pay later)  transactions in the U.S. is expected to reach $108 billion this year, up from $94 billion in 2024-Emarketer
 
Between 2023 and 2041, WICHE (Western Interstate Commission for Higher Education) researchers estimate that high school graduates will drop 32% in Illinois
(Trivia answer-B)
Have a fine & dry weekend.
Ciao!
Au revoir!
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