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        ALL BITE, NO BARK ISSUE
             
                   MAY 11, 2019
 
              NEWS,NOTES & NONSENSE
 
     
            ALL EYES ON MIKE AND JAX
  • Look for the next Rotary Banner on May 25th.
  • The program was presented by one of Alton Police Department's K-9 officers, Mike Manelli. He made an interesting and fun presentation, but his dog Jax stole the show. Mike's been a K-9 officer for 15 years. He and Jax have worked together for almost five of those. Jax is a Belgian Malinois. According to Mike they are a much better breed than German Shepards for police work. Mike described Jax's primary job as harassing bad guys. About 90% of Jax's work is spent on narcotics detection. His nose is about 10,000 times more sensitive to smell than humans. After a demonstration and a "spin" around the room, Mike spent several minutes in a Q & A session. 
  • Sliced chicken breast on rice/in sauce was our entree, accompanied by Rotary g-beans (note g-bean reference below) salad and dessert.
  • Joe pointed out that $75 million doesn't go as far as it used to.
  • Prez Patty just celebrated her birthday and Nate just passed his two year threshold as a club member. Congrats to both!
  • It seems as though Thursdays buffet was MarkS's last meal before reporting to prison...for a tour.
  • The song sheets were on the table, but, ChrisH conveniently  forgot about his enthusiastic request to sing the previous week. Fading memory, not a good thing at his age.
  • What's up with ChrisL's IOU in the fines bucket?
  • Potential member Andrew was on hand.  Rhonda introduced veteran banker and her guest Linda.
  • Darren was the first person to arrive, by a long shot. For the second consecutive week the speaker was next to arrive. Patty snuck out of a Collinsville convention center event  early to be the next Rotarian to show. Allen and Ty soon followed.  Post-nooners included ChrisH, BradL, Lindsey, and ChrisL. Once the dust settled, we had 24 members on hand. Non-arrivals included:Pat, Matt, Lori, Erin, DaveS, Sandy, Alex, Dick, Sherry and MarkV. 
  • SAA Queenie and dun collector Randy had their time in the sun truncated by the K-9 dog. Before the dog told them to go sit, Ty, BradL and Rick had paid announcements and we sang a quickie version of the birthday song to Patty.
  • The meager $8 jackpot was rejected by Paul and Wendell. Did Nate win anything with the scratch-off?
  • That's it, have a fine and dry weekend. Ciao!
                ANOTHER 3-WAY TEST
TRIVIA
After years of calm waters, great white sharks are scaring the daylights out of people on Cape Cod. Why now?
A-Seals are back in abundance, and sharks love to eat them
B-Warming Atlantic waters have brought more sharks north
C-Shark-hunting has resumed in international waters, and the U.S. coast is safe haven
D-Open auditions for a new "Jaws" sequel
 
May 11th is National Eat What You Want Day
 
Which National Park contains three distinct ecosystems?
Yosemite National Park, California
Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming
Olympic National Park, Washington
Everglades National Park, Florida
 
On a tour of the Olympic Peninsula in 1937, President Franklin D. Roosevelt was greeted by 3,000 schoolchildren and a large sign that read "Give us our Olympic national park.” On the spot, he promised them that it would happen; nine months later the area was re-designated as the Olympic National Park. Today the park encompasses 1,441 square miles consisting almost entirely of wilderness despite being conveniently located only 40 minutes from Seattle. Its mix of temperate rainforests, mountains, and the rocky Pacific coastline provides visitors with the opportunity to spot a wide range of animal and plant life, including giant spruce trees, whales, sea otters, beavers, elk, and golden eagles. There are even 15 animals and eight plants that evolved nowhere else in the world thanks to the glaciers that cut the peninsula off from the mainland during the Ice Age.
 

On This Date-

330 – Byzantium is renamed Nova Roma during a dedication ceremony, but it is more popularly referred to as Constantinople.
868 – A copy of the Diamond Sutra is printed in China, making it the oldest known dated printed book.
912 – Alexander becomes Emperor of the Byzantine Empire.
1310 – Philip IV of France has fifty-four members of the Knights Templar burned at the stake, ostensibly for heresy.
1502 – Christopher Columbus departs Cádiz on his fourth and final voyage to the Americas.
1647 – Peter Stuyvesant arrives in New Amsterdam to replace Willem Kieft as Director-General of New Netherland, the Dutch colonial settlement in present-day New York City.
1792 – Robert Gray commands the first expedition to sail into the Columbia River.
1833 – The Lady of the Lake strikes an iceberg off Newfoundland and sinks with the loss of up to 265 passengers and crew.
1846 – President James K. Polk asked for a Declaration of War against Mexico, starting the Mexican–American War. It is approved on May 13.
1858 – Minnesota is admitted as the 32nd U.S. State.
1862 – American Civil War: The ironclad CSS Virginia is scuttled in the James River.
1894 – Four thousand Pullman Palace Car Company workers go on a wildcat strike.
1910 – An act of the U.S. Congress establishes Glacier National Park in Montana.
1927 – The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is founded.
1942 – William Faulkner's collections of short stories, Go Down, Moses, is published.
1943 – World War II: American troops invade Attu Island in the Aleutian Islands in an attempt to expel occupying Japanese forces.
1949 – Siam officially changes its name to Thailand for the second time. The name had been in use since 1939 but was reverted in 1945.
1960 – In Buenos Aires, Argentina, four Israeli Mossad agents capture fugitive Nazi Adolf Eichmann who is living under the alias of Ricardo Klement.
1970 – The 1970 Lubbock tornado kills 26 and causes $250 million in damage.
1973 – Citing government misconduct, Daniel Ellsberg's charges for his involvement in releasing the Pentagon Papers to The New York Times are dismissed.
1985 – Fifty-six spectators die and more than 200 are injured in the Bradford City stadium fire.
1987 – Klaus Barbie goes on trial in Lyon for war crimes committed during World War II.
1995 – More than 170 countries extend the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty indefinitely and without conditions.
1996 – After the aircraft's departure from Miami, a fire started by improperly handled chemical oxygen generators in the cargo hold of Atlanta-bound ValuJet Flight 592 causes the Douglas DC-9 to crash in the Florida Everglades, killing all 110 on board.
1996 – The 1996 Mount Everest disaster kills eight people.
1997 – Deep Blue, a chess-playing supercomputer, defeats Garry Kasparov in the last game of the rematch, becoming the first computer to beat a world-champion chess player in a classic match format.
1998 – India conducts three underground atomic tests in Pokhran.
2011 – An Earthquake of magnitude 5.1 hits Spain.
FROM THE ARCHIVES
MAY 10 ,2007
  • Current members in a leadership position: BradP, Lori, Allen, Paul, Rod and Rick
  • BradP subbed for Prez Debbie Brazier
  • Fresh green beans were on the menu
  • The East Alton-Wood River scholarship students were in the house
  • Wendell passed on the $101 50-50
  • Our scholarship golf tournament was scheduled for September 28th at Rolling Hills. Rose Sebastian was serving as our event chair
  • There were only 418 more Baseball Mania tickets left to sell
  •  Do you remember Bob Dannenberg?
                             NOVEMBER 2014
 
DATELINE:RI
 
THE SIMPLE DEVICE THAT COULD SAVE THOUSANDS OF LIVES
The Indian state of Kerala was hit by once-in-a-century floods last August that claimed 450 lives and displaced well over a million people. Crowded into makeshift camps — with water everywhere but none to drink — conditions were ripe for the spread of deadly diseases like cholera and typhoid. As governments, individuals and nongovernmental organizations scrambled to assist, one organization was able to rely on a new tool.
A few weeks after the floods, the Rotary Club of Greater Cochin installed three Intewa AQUALOOP Taps: at a hospital kitchen that services 1,500 patients a day, a school for special needs children and an orphanage. The taps went a long way toward “keeping the affected population safe and eliminating the spread of infectious diseases,” explains Vijay Nair, the club’s service projects chair who stepped in to help with disaster efforts.
The Intewa AQUALOOP Tap — which functions on gravity alone and can purify up to 528 gallons of water a day — relies on ultrafiltration technology developed for use in domestic and municipal gray- and rainwater harvesting systems. Oliver Ringelstein, Intewa’s founder, managing director and chief inventor, found that by removing all the bells and whistles from his domestic units — they’re used worldwide — the company could produce a robust and low-cost portable version. Right now, the AQUALOOP Tap is more of a “cool idea” than a core marketing objective for the small company, says Ringelstein. But this may change once the international aid community gets wind of its prowess. To continue reading, link here https://bit.ly/2Jcbf7N
 
AND I QUOTE
"It is always a risk to speak to the press: They are likely to report what you say."-Hubert Humphrey
 
"There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult."-Warren Buffett
 
"You're as good as the best thing you've ever done."-Billy Wilder
 
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."-Harlan Ellison
SMILE
  • “Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.” 
  • “Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.” 
  • “A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”
  • “Words that soak into your ears are whispered.......not yelled.” 
  • “Meanness don't just happen overnight.” 
  • “Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.” 
  •  “It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.” 
  • “You cannot unsay a cruel word.” 
  • “Every path has a few puddles.” 
  • “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”
  • “The best sermons are lived, not preached.”
  • “Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.”
  • “Don't judge folks by their relatives.
  • “Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.”
  • “Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
  • “Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.”
  • “Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.” 
  •  “The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.” 
  • “Always drink upstream from the herd.” 
  • “Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.” 
  • “If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.” 
BY THE NUMBERS
In 2019 it is projected that Americans will spend will pay $75.38 billion for pet care, up from $69.51 billion in 2017-American Pet Care Association
 
43 million borrowers have federal student loan debt, about 5 million of them are in default in the amount of $106 billion (360 days or more without payment)-U.S. Department of Education
 
American lime consumption has grown from 1/2 pound in 1980 to 3 pounds in 2013. About 95% of them come from Mexico.
 
Nearly 1,800 newspapers closed between 2004 and 2018, leaving 200 counties with no newspaper and roughly 1/2 of the counties in the country with only one-University of North Carolina
 
Consumer debt, including credit cards, auto, student and personal loans, is on pace to top $4 trillion in 2019. Homeowners owed about $10.3 trillion on mortgages at the end of the third quarter, up 2.8% from a year earlier (mortgage debt peaked at $10.7 trillion in early 2008)-Federal Reserve
 
1 in 3 employees say they are likely to look for a new job in the next 12 months-Spherion 2018 Emerging Workforce Study of 2,007 employees
 
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