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November 18
 
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November 18
 
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November 23
 
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December 8
 
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December 27
 
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October 28, 2010
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November 1, 1969
52 years
 
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November 1, 1999
22 years
 
Paul Guccione
November 1, 1999
22 years
 
Patty Wooff
November 7, 2013
8 years
 
Donna Karpan
November 8, 2010
11 years
 
Brad Pulaski
November 15, 1990
31 years
 
Wendell Ross
November 30, 1991
30 years
 
George Moore
December 7, 1998
23 years
 
Joe Silkwood
December 9, 1999
22 years
 
Randy Nelson
December 17, 2015
6 years
 
Bill Pyatt
December 19, 2013
8 years
 
Samuel Brinkley
December 31, 2004
17 years
 
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          CHILI SEASON ISSUE                       OCTOBER 2, 2021
VOL. 2 NO. 13
 
               NEWS-NOTES-NONSENSE
  • Don't forget to check out our Facebook and Instagram pages (links are available at the top of our main web page. Also, join our Facebook group.
  • Next week is our Family Cookout. If you plan to attend, and have not yet signed up,  contact LoriP ASAP with name(s) and the side you will be bringing. There is no noon meeting that day.
  • Look for the next Eastender News on October 16th. 
  • JasonW spent a few minutes talking about the grants that the WR Park District has received and the granting process. Since his arrival two years ago the district has applied for 10 grants, all have been funded. Each grant requires a different amount of local funding, some don't require a local match. The 1cent sales tax passed a couple of years ago has provided a solid source of these local funds. Some of the grants have been used to provide solar power and upgraded lighting at Belk Park, a new baseball field for the Oilers at the 6th Street Park, a new playground in Central Park and the new rec center. Keep up the good work Jason!
  • Early arrivals included MarkS, AllenH and BradL.
  • Continue to keep RandyN and TommieM in your thoughts and prayers as they continue to deal with their medical issues. 
  • Thanks go out to PattiA for coordinating our Rotary club branded apparel purchase. Members in the house on Thursday received their stuff. For everyone else, your order is now ready for pickup in aisle 2!
  • Our solo guest on Thursday was potential new member Wood River Mayor Tom Stalcup.
  • Thursday's attendance was 24, but it seemed like more.
  • WendellR spied vinyl records for sale at Wal Mart. Break out the turntable. It's time for some Sticky Fingers?
  • Everyone now has their Chili Dinner tickets. It time to sell them and promote the event via your social media outlets. Serving is outside and you do not have to attend the game to eat. Everyone is asked to prepare individual dessert servings for the event.  Each ticket is good for two bowls of chili, a drink and a dessert. DaveA distributed posters that can be placed around town and posted on your social network.The work sign-up sheet is now circulating. Shifts begin at 3PM. MarkS and RobinK promoted the event, and our club, on the "Big Z' on Thursday afternoon. They sounded great and did a fine job!)
  • The Turkey Fund can began circulating on Thursday. All donations will be turned over to Operation Blessing. If you want to write a donation check, make it payable to Operation Blessing. The can will circulate weekly until Thanksgiving.
  • JohnP was spied sporting plaid shorts and MarkV in a striped tie. Sartorial splendor all about the room.
  • Congrats to DaveM for being named the Grand Marshall of the Alton Halloween parade. He will be dressed as Benny Goodman.
  • BradL was our solo scooter on Thursday.
  • Ring, ring, pick up MarkS.
  • Lunch featured pork steaks, baked beans, salad, slaw and cake.
  • Our polio events at Blue Ice (Oct.23) and JJ Thermo's (Oct. 24)  will both be "dine to donate" affairs. The businesses will donate a percentage of their receipts during the designated hours toward the polio eradication program.
  • RhondaB announced that the District Conference will, once again, be a virtual event.
  • Post-nooners included ChrisH, RhondaB, PaulH and LeonardB.
  • Congrats to ChrisL on being a $10 mania winner last week. Will you be the big winner this final week??
  • Loyal Cardinal fans JoeS (confirmed) and BillP (strongly suspected) enjoyed another win on Thursday.
  • GeorgeT announced that he is retiring...his Wood River Rotary logo shirt!
  • The 5th & 6th grade basketball tournament is scheduled for Saturday November 20th. Work shifts will begin at 7AM and end around 6PM. Shirt sponsorships are available for $50 and $100 levels. The $50 donation will get your business name on 1/2 the shirts. The $100 level puts your name on all the shirts.
  • MarkS told us that the Imagination Library project is now live. Parents in zip codes that cover WR, EA, South Roxana, Roxana and Hartford are eligible for the program. We will fund op to 100 kids to receive a monthly book.
  • Associate SAA LeonardB levied two fines. If you did not purchase any apparel, pay a $. Have you spoke with your sibs in the past week? No? Pay a $.
  • Opening duties were handled by Prez Lindsey, RickH and JohnP.
  • BradP and RobinK took the first crack at the $114 jackpot, quickly followed by BarbO and AllenH. 0 for 4. PaulH went scratching.
Ciao! Have a fine and dry weekend. Stay safe. 
 
POST-MEETING CONSULTS
THE $114 JACKPOT WINNER IS...NO ONE
ALL THINGS TRIVIAL
What  money-minting creative giant agreed to buy the rights to Roald Dahl's stories?
A-The Federal Reserve
B-Disney
C-Amazon
D-Netflix
(Answer is found at the end of the newsletter)
 
Today is National Produce Misting Day
 
Where is the deepest tunnel in the U.S.?
Denver, Colorado
Mobile, Alabama
Bisbee, Arizona
Boston, Massachusetts
 
The Ted Williams Tunnel beneath Boston Harbor was the first completed portion of a massive infrastructure project nicknamed the “Big Dig.” Opened in 1995 at a cost of over $1 billion, the tunnel was named for Boston Red Sox legend Ted Williams. The underwater section, located 90 feet below the surface of Boston Harbor, makes it the deepest tunnel in North America. 
 
Today in History-
1789 – The United States Bill of Rights is sent to the various States for ratification.
1870 – By plebiscite, the citizens of the Papal States accept annexation by the Kingdom of Italy.
1967 – Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first African-American justice of the United States Supreme Court.
1980 – Michael Myers becomes the first member of either chamber of Congress to be expelled since the Civil War.
FROM THE ARCHIVES
Sourced from the Make-Up and Banner newsletters
Early October  2018
  • Kudos were offered at the WR meeting by Prez JohnP on a job well done on the artwork installation outside the Wood River Firehouse. PaulG had high praise for the cooperation of the businesses involved with the project.
  • LoriP announced that the hard copy sign-up list for the Family Cookout had gone missing. If you signed up online, all is good.
  • DaveA stated at the WR meeting that  dictionaries had been distributed to all the 3rd grade students.
  • AllenH proudly proclaimed that his business was celebrating its 100th anniversary.
  • DonnaK was looking for candy/$$ donations for the Halloween Parade. WR Rotarians would walk alongside a decorated pickup truck and pass out candy to the gathered masses.
  • All EA members were encouraged to invite a vet to the November 8th meeting.
  • JimH paid a Happy Fine in honor of his brother Dave's induction into the SIUE Hall of Fame.
  • SherryT was fishing around in the EA salad bowl for more cheese.
  • JeanK tried her best to win the WR 50-50 jackpot of $356, didn't happen.
  • The Turkey Fund can made its first appearance at the EA meeting. LoriP noted that Virginia Kirkpatrick would soon be retiring at the Operation Blessing Executive Director.
  • DonnaK encouraged all the WR members to continue selling their raffle tickets.
  • How did WendellR miss the Roxana Rock 'n Roll reunion?
  • MarkA missed his opportunity to claim the $71 Ea 50-50 jackpot. PattyW won the scratch-off.
DATELINE:RI
PARTNER MEMBERSHIP
By Maris Brenner, Rotary Club of Sandusky, Ohio, USA
As a career Sales/Marketing professional, it was always easier to “close the sale” when our potential client had familiarity with our product. And, in many cases, already liked it. In sales, we call this the “low hanging fruit.”
Most Rotary clubs already have potential members close by.
Members and spouses shop for kids.
Spouses are always eager to volunteer for the club’s annual Clothes Kids project.
In my Rotary Club of Sandusky, Ohio, we were blessed with members who recruited spouses to volunteer at our fundraiser each year. The Pizza Challenge needed many hands to work side-by-side with members. On Saturdays in September through November, these same spouses are always eager to volunteer for our annual “Clothes Kids” project where they are matched with a child to go clothes shopping. I know this because on each of the five Saturdays at 7:30 am these spouses are waiting anxiously to find out which child they will shop with.
Also, all our members’ spouses attended the annual holiday luncheon enjoying the sounds of our high school’s bell choir. They help with the annual picnic as well. Our membership chair invited her husband to most events. Bill was nearing retirement from public office and Judy started to discuss the possibility of him becoming a full member.
The problem was cost. As a club of 100 members, we must guarantee the number of meals to our Yacht Club to insure there is enough staff and food. Semi-annual dues, RI dues, district dues, a nominal scholarship donation, and 25 prepaid weekly meals. For many families, adding that addition $800 expense a year was just too expensive.
Thankfully, Judy kept working with our membership committee on options. At the same time, Rotary International began promoting stories of alternative membership formats and looking at these helped. Our committee spent months speaking to members and spouses who were the most visible at our events and service projects.
As a result, we introduced a spouse membership option that was a good value: waiving the requirement to pre-pay meals. We learned in our interviews that spouses would not come to every lunch. That was not their primary motivation.
In the Spouse/Partner Plan, meals are paid based on actual attendance and billed in the next Semi-Annual Statement, not in advance. RI Dues and District Dues were kept in the plan pricing.
We introduced the new plan in September 2019. That October, the first new spouse members were Bill, our membership chair’s husband, and Dale, the longtime partner of Rotarian Carole Romp. They were all smiles as was the club.
It was contagious after that. In January 2020, four more spouse members were welcomed. The pending list was five more. We needed these enthusiastic new members as COVID-19 hit. We have lost members to death and job relocation this year. By next month, six more will officially join our club.
But it’s not just about numbers. 
These new members are active and retired teachers and nurses, a retired county commissioner, and leaders from small businesses. They may not attend every meeting, but they are our hardest workers. In November, our “Clothes Kids” Shopping did not miss a child because we had even more volunteers on tap this year.
I am convinced that Each One Bring One may be as easy for clubs as asking those special friends who already feel like members to join the family of Rotary.
AND I QUOTE
"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their picture on silence."-Leopold Stokowski
 
“We work in the dark—we do what we can—we give what we have” -Henry James
 
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains."-Ron Shelton
 
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
to serve as a warning to others."-Anon
SMILE
  • If you can't think of a word, say, I forgot the English word for it. That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot 
  • I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do, it's because I missed my exit. 
  • I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes. 
  • Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel. 
  • Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below freezing outside they closed school? Yeah, me neither. 
  • A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him. 
  • When I was a kid I wanted to be older . . this is not what I expected. 
  • It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult. 
  • Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember. . . . Don't sing! 
  • If 2020 was a math word-problem: If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof? 
  • Coronacoaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like. 
BY THE NUMBERS
Next February 22nd falls on a Tuesday (2/22/2022) so we will be able to call it 2's day.
 
As of September 23rd there were 578 large container ships waiting to dock outside ports in Asia, Europe and North America.
 
Mortgage payments as a share of income hit 19.4% in June and are forecast to reach 23.1% by the end of the year, which would be the highest figure on record-Zillow
 
At the end of quarter two the net worth of U.S. households stood at $134 trillion, up from $128.4 trillion in the first quarter and $110 trillion in the fourth quarter of 2019-The Federal Reserve 
 
Last month the California Association of Realtors announced that the median sale price in the state in August was $827,940, up 17 percent from a year earlier
 
Airfreight accounts for less than 1% of global trade by weight but more than 30% by value-Air Transport Association
 
About 51% of the 999,000 U.S. workers in the motor vehicles and parts manufacturing sector are employed by companies based in other countries, up from 34% in 2009-U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis
 
 1 in 4 problems cited by car buyers in the first 90 days of ownership involves infotainment-J.D. Power 2021 Initial Quality Study
(Trivia answer-D)

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