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       PAR FOR THE COURSE ISSUE                              JULY 11, 2026 
VOL. 7 NO. 2
PREZ PATTI TAKES THE PODIUM
NEWS-NOTES-NONSENSE
  • In lieu of a program on Thursday we spent as few  minutes sharing thoughts about the World Cup. There were plenty of positive vibes. Will it be France or Argentina taking home the cup. What, you disagree?
  • Opening duties were covered by MikeK, BradP and GlennB.
  • Our ClubRunner website and associated services are now running on their new Nova platform. If you are having any issues with the ClubRunner system, please feel free to reach out to BradP for assistance.
  • Early arrivals included KarenJ, MarkA and BillP.
  • GOLF UPDATE-Our golf tournament is NEXT Saturday July 18th @ Belk.  JoeS is holding firm committments from 26 teams. Our goal is a full field of 32 teams. It's not too late to enter a team or sponsor a hole. Let him know ASAP. You received an email from LoriP on Thursday afternoon requestiuond event day help. See the flyer below for all the details.
  • Slide-right-inners-MikeK, WendellR, ChrisH and ScottL.
  • MarkSm reminded everyone that the Pints For Polio event will be on August13th-5:30-9:30. The sign-up sheet will be circulating soon.
  • Last to arrive included ScottL and CoryG
  • There were 19 members dining on cheezy tortellini, spiked Rotary g-beans, rolls, salad and drizzled cookies.
  • SAA RickH recruited KarenJ as the Finemaster. The fine bucket was seeded with the $20 we received in tips for working the Belk Park beer tent. Happy Fines/Shamless Plugs were offered by GlennB, MarkA, RobinK, MattK, RickH and MarkSm. Ben Franklin's business maxims  Q's stumped the crowd, we got one correct. Former Cardinals Jim Bottomley (1924) and Mark Whitten (1993) hold the MLB record for the most RBI's in a game with 12. If you saw a live fireworks or drone show this past week, you saved yourself a $.
  • The  $130+ jackpot was claimed by BradP, right after WendellR failed to locate the joker. ChrisH won the scratch-off.
ONE OF THEM WINS THE JACKPOT

WORKING THE CROWD

NOW YOU KNOW
LOOKING FOR TEAMS AND SPONSORS
HELP LILLY PREPARE FOR HER ITALIAN ADVENTURE
ALL THINGS TRIVIAL
A new book, “Albert Sabin,” chronicles the scientist who developed an oral, live-virus vaccine—for what?
A. Pertussis

B. Pellagra

C. Polio

D. Pneumonia

(Find the answer near the end of the newsletter)
 
 
Today is National All American Pet Photo Day
 

What is the most visited art museum in the world?
The Louvre, Paris
Tate Modern, London
Vatican Museum, Vatican City
National Museum of China, Beijing


The Louvre is not only the largest art museum in the world but also the most popular, with 9.6 million visitors in 2019. The Louvre Palace was originally built as a fortress and opened as a museum in 1793. It is home to many masterpieces, most famously Leonando da Vinci’s “Mona Lisa.”

FROM OUR ARCHIVES
Sourced from the Eastender News, Make-Up and Banner newsletters
July  2023
  • We were entertained by a group from the Curtains Up Theater Company
  • JohnP claimed to have been a munchkin in his youth (yet to be verified)
  • BillP said that his temporary flock likes him because he is loud
  • Prez Rodney announced that tickets for the Cards-Cubs District 6460 literacy ballgame on July 29th were still available.
  • CherylM paid a Happy Fine
  • WendellR and LoriP left $$ on the table
  • BillP announced that August 12th will be the day that the Oiler Nation gather for their annual pow wow

PHOTOS OF THE WEEK

DATELINE:ROTARY
A TIME OF REFLECTION, GRATITUDE AND RENEWAL

By Hashim Taqvi, a past president of the Rotary Club of Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

Every year, the last day of June and the first of July hold special significance in the Rotary world. Unlike the calendar year observed by most organizations, Rotary follows its own annual cycle, making 30 June the final day of one Rotary year and 1 July the first day of another.

These two dates symbolize far more than a change of leadership. They represent a seamless transition from achievement to aspiration, from gratitude to opportunity, and from one chapter of service to the next. They remind us that while leaders may change, our motto of Service Above Self remains constant and timeless.

On 30 June, there is reflection and appreciation. It is an occasion to look back on the countless hours of volunteer service, the lives touched through humanitarian projects, the friendships strengthened through fellowship, and the communities transformed through collective action. It is a time to celebrate accomplishments, honor the dedication of club officers and members, and acknowledge the generosity of donors, volunteers, and partners.

Equally important, it is a moment to honestly assess areas where goals were not fully achieved, turning challenges into valuable lessons for the future. A successful Rotary club is not measured only by what it accomplished, but also by what it learned and how it grew.

The first of July arrives with a sense of excitement, optimism, and renewed purpose. New leaders take office, fresh ideas emerge, and clubs begin a new journey filled with possibilities.

Yet Rotary’s annual transition is unique because it combines renewal with continuity. Each incoming leadership team inherits not only responsibilities but also the dreams, achievements, and unfinished work of those who served before them.

Like runners in a relay race, Rotary leaders pass the baton smoothly from one team to the next, ensuring that the momentum of service never stops. This tradition has enabled Rotary to remain a vibrant force for good for more than a century.

As a new Rotary year begins, every Rotary member should ask: “How can I make a greater difference this year than I did last year?”

The answer may be in sponsoring a new member, mentoring an emerging leader, supporting The Rotary Foundation, initiating a meaningful service project, or strengthening fellowship within the club. It is a perfect time to dream boldly, set ambitious goals, and embrace innovative ways to serve. Communities around the world continue to face challenges that require compassion, leadership, and action. Rotary provides the platform to turn concern into service and vision into reality.

Together, these two dates remind us that Rotary is a living legacy, built by generations of dedicated men and women who believed that ordinary people could accomplish extraordinary things when united by a common purpose. As we bid farewell to one Rotary year and welcome another, let us celebrate the past with gratitude, embrace the future with confidence, and continue our shared journey of service, friendship, and positive change.

AND I QUOTE
“Diligence is the mother of good fortune”-Miguel de Cervantes
 
“Self-knowledge is no guarantee of happiness, but it is on the side of happiness and can supply the courage to fight for it.”-Simone de Beauvoir 
 
“People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”-Maya Angelou
 
“I paint flowers so they will not die."-Frida Kahlo
SMILE

What is a pizza’s favourite type of jokes?
Cheesy ones!
What is a little bear with no teeth is called?
A gummy bear!
What did the Dalmatian say after she had a huge meal?
That hit the spot.
What’s the most expensive fish called?
A goldfish.
What’s an alligator in a vest called?
An investi-gator.
Why do so many fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Where do cows hang out?
The moooooovies.
When a lemon is sick, what do you do?
Give it lemon-aid.
Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football?
She runs away from the ball.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to see the doctor?
He felt crummy.
What kind of cheese doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!

 THE NUMBERS

43% of Gen Z workers say they are considering starting a business this year-Intuit QuickBooks

At classic-car insurance company Hagerty, the number of women under 50 who bought Broncos from the ’60s and ’70s jumped 82% over the past three years

Those who bought homes since 2022 now collectively pay an estimated $65 billion annually in avoidable mortgage costs-Bankrate

Women and girls have accounted for 52% of the net participation gains in green grass golf from 2020 to 2025. Women now represent 28% of the traditional golfer population—up from 20% in 2012-National Golf Foundation

Chicken dish prices grew 22% over the past four years in fine dining restaurants. The median cost of a chicken entree is now more than fish and shellfish-Datassential

Nearly 29% of in-store sales at convenience stores came from food service last year, up from 23% in 2021-National Association of Convenience Stores

 (Trivia answer-C)
Add text here
Have a fine & dry weekend.
Ciao!
Au revoir!
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