Read all about it!  Major breaking news from the board of directors is that the signing of the membership roster for new members has gone the way of the dial telephone.  Now it is important for each member to make a point and introduce yourself to each new member and give them a warm Rotary welcome.  Since you will not be fined $10 if you forget to sign the book it is advisable that you give the $10 to me so that I can start the club newsletter foundation and assure that the committee meetings are happy affairs.