Here is some fresh humor courtesy of Greg Solomon:
 
  • It was a very emotional wedding.  Even the cake was in tiers.
  • You can't run through a campground.  You can only ran, because it's past tents.
  • I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.  All I did was take a day off.
  • A girl agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.  I schwepped her off her feet.