Here is some fresh humor courtesy of Greg Solomon:
  • I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.  A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
  • Well, to be frank, I’d have to change my name.
  • Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
  • I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon.