Rotary Club of Anchorage East

Greg's Groaners

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.
 
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible." "Well, tell him I can't see him right now.
 
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
 
I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.