Welcome to the Club: Ned Schechter was inducted into the club on Tuesday, August 1st.  Ned was sponsored by Scott Rose.  We look forward to working with and getting to know Ned.

 

 

9/11-Rotary Rush Happy Hour & Membership Meeting: 5:30 pm- 7:30 pm at Lucky Fish, 1349 Shermer Road in Northbrook. Bring friends who want to learn more about Rotary and the Rotary Club of Northbrook.  Please RSVP to Jim Karagianis.

 

9/24-Rotary Sponsored Northbrook Symphony Concert: 4:00 pm at the Sheely Center for Performing Arts (GBN).  This concert features special music for younger children and grandchildren.  Tickets are free! Call the NSO office for more details.

 

Lucky Bucks Winner: Jim Kucienski

 

Rotary International President-elect Sam F. Owori died unexpectedly on 13 July due to complications from surgery. Sam was a member of the Rotary Club Kampala, Uganda, for 38 years. “Rotary has become a way of life for me – with the intrinsic value and core belief in mutual responsibility and concern for one another as a cornerstone,” Sam said when he was nominated last year. “I feel immense satisfaction knowing that through Rotary, I’ve helped someone live better.” Sam's term as Rotary’s 108th president would have begun on 1 July 2018.

Subj: FW: Ordering Pizza!!

 

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir, it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?" Sorry!
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please!
- Well sir, you want the usual?"
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, and thick crust.
- OK! This is it ...
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- What? I hate vegetables!
- Your cholesterol is not good, sir."
- How do you know?
- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide.
We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza!, I already take medicine ...
-"Excuse me, but you have not taken the  medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
- I bought more from another drugstore.
- It's not showing on your credit card statement - I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have have other sources of cash - This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.
-WHAT THE HELL?
"I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.- Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me
"I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 5 weeks ago.