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Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Daniel Sideman
March 2
 
John Howard
March 7
 
Jay Glaubinger
March 8
 
David Schoon
March 14
 
Scott Rose
March 14
 
Jim Kucienski
March 18
 
John Cavanaugh
March 23
 
Ken Kurtz
March 25
 
Jim Depies
March 30
 
Anniversaries
Lawrence Lechner
Patti
March 11
 
Ken Kurtz
Renee
March 27
 
Gary Moriello
Beverly Hides-Moriello
March 29
 
Join Date
Kate Hall
March 3, 2010
6 years
 
Gary Moriello
March 5, 2013
3 years
 
Patrick Doland
March 15, 1999
17 years
 
Michael Riggle
March 16, 1999
17 years
 
Kellie Allgauer
March 27, 2012
4 years
 
Russell Hampton
National Awards Services Inc.
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News
Today
Today March 22 2016- We will hear stories about how service dogs have helped Veterans and others in the community.
Last Regular Meeting
Last Regular Meeting- President Elect Larry Hewitt presided over the meeting in Jill Naren’s absence. Ron Bernardi conducted an extended Fun and Frolic session for a great time and fellowship. Ron also introduced our student guests who told us about themselves.
 
News
 
Community Grants:  The grant application is out and available on-line.  Completed applications are due back by March 31st.  For more information contact Muriel Collison.
 
Howard Schultz thanked everyone who who supported and attended the YMCA's Strong Kids Dinner.
 
Lucky Bucks winner: Courtney Olson.
 
 
 
 
 
Articles
What are the top three things you want to accomplish?
International President Elect John Germ: First, eradicate polio. Second, increase our membership so we can have more willing hands, caring hearts, and inquisitive minds. We also need to increase diversity within our organization. Third, create more partnerships and sponsorships with corporations and foundations.
 
STANDARD ROTARY CLUB CONSTITUTION
Rotary International is the most territorial organization in the world. It exists in 200 different countries and territories and cuts across dozens of languages, political and social structures, customs, religions and traditions. How is it that all of the more than 33,000 Rotary clubs of the world operate in almost identical style? The primary answer is the Standard Rotary Club Constitution. One of the conditions to receive a charter to become a Rotary club is to accept the Standard Club Constitution, originally adopted in 1922. The Standard Club Constitution outlines administrative
techniques for clubs to follow in holding weekly meetings, procedures for membership and classifications, conditions of attendance and payment
of dues and other policies relating to public issues and political
positions. This constitutional document provides the framework for all Rotary clubs in the world. When the Standard Club Constitution was accepted, it was agreed that all existing clubs could continue to follow their current constitution. Although most of those early clubs have subsequently endorsed the Standard Constitution, a few pre-1922 clubs still conduct their club affairs according to their former constitutional provisions.
On a lighter Side
I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
 
I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
 
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.
 
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
 
I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet.
  
I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.
  
I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
 
Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
 
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
 
I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.
 
I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
 
And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.
 
 
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . . .
 
Oh, and by the way.....
 
A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.
 
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.